MikeyT Posted 6 April 2011 Posted 6 April 2011 One of the greatest inventions has to be the Calculator. My head would've exploded by now if it wern't for them I agree. Bet you i'm worse at maths than you though.
Houdini Logic Posted 6 April 2011 Posted 6 April 2011 Just one question (well, many actually, but just one i will ask at this point). Why do they give it a Clitoris...i mean...well....you see... well... just.. why? There was a clitoris on there? Damn it again...
BoneDog Posted 6 April 2011 Posted 6 April 2011 Talking of the 'jelly bean', that deserves it's own place in this thread because the 100 women I asked in my survey said it's a great invention. God gets the credit for that one.
Webbo Posted 28 November 2011 Posted 28 November 2011 There is not much choice: stare blankly at the wall tiles, focus on shoes with face set in a grimace, or maybe whistle.When men use a public urinal they are cruelly left in full view, with nothing to do as they answer nature's call. Until now. British company Captive Media thinks it has developed a product that fills a gap in the market - a urinal mounted, urine-controlled games console for men. BBC
The Doctor Posted 28 November 2011 Posted 28 November 2011 Who's slashes are that long as to need that sort of thing? It's a 2 minute job, in, find urinal, unzip, let fly, zip up, wash hands, leave.
Webbo Posted 28 November 2011 Posted 28 November 2011 Who's slashes are that long as to need that sort of thing? It's a 2 minute job, in, find urinal, unzip, let fly, zip up, wash hands, leave. Homo.
m00nie Posted 28 November 2011 Posted 28 November 2011 BBC hygene at its best... nearly as bad as the peanuts on a pub bar..
cambridgefox Posted 28 November 2011 Posted 28 November 2011 BBC i struggle to control the beast as it is,but i would be pissing on the screen if distracted. PS More than 4 shakes is classed as a w**k.
DB11 Posted 28 November 2011 Posted 28 November 2011 hygene at its best... nearly as bad as the peanuts on a pub bar.. Don't see how it would affect hygiene.
Alexikokopops Posted 28 November 2011 Posted 28 November 2011 Don't see how it would affect hygiene. Well if people have to touch it to control the game...?
Haydos Posted 28 November 2011 Posted 28 November 2011 Well if people have to touch it to control the game...? 'Urine-controlled'
m00nie Posted 28 November 2011 Posted 28 November 2011 'Urine-controlled' hold my hands up and admit i missed that part, still feel people will be touching it thinking its touch screen.. trying to piss on it.. leaning on it.. etc..
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 29 November 2011 Posted 29 November 2011 Cheese on toast. Intresting thing to say whilst we are talking about having a slash......so i would recommend regular washes and some soap
Saxondale Posted 29 November 2011 Posted 29 November 2011 Electricity. Without it we wouldn't have: Rock music The internet The telly Electric lights
DB11 Posted 29 November 2011 Posted 29 November 2011 Well if people have to touch it to control the game...? They don't, they control it using their urine with with a 'joy stick' the article says
MPH Posted 29 November 2011 Posted 29 November 2011 They don't, they control it using their urine with with a 'joy stick' the article says its flawed technology.... what happens when you run out of pee? People will be sticking their hands in the urinal desperately trying to direct their character... Urinals will be blocked as frantic people shout " don't use that urinal!" as they run to the bar to sink a few quick drinks desperately trying to produce more urine to finish their game... What would of been more fun is if they had developed a urine controlled version of Jean Michel Jarre's laser instrument he developed.... We could all have fun together trying to replicate our favorite tunes... The A team.... Knight Rider... Airwolf! We could even have a game of ' name that tune!' It could potentially turn peeing to Britains favorite past-time.
Alexikokopops Posted 29 November 2011 Posted 29 November 2011 They don't, they control it using their urine with with a 'joy stick' the article says I've already had my moment of humility I'm a right shambles sometimes. That'll learn me
Rincewind Posted 29 November 2011 Posted 29 November 2011 People won,t need another couple of pints to work the game in the urinal. Just pour the Fosters before drinking it. Quicker and healthier.
FoxesAreBlue Posted 29 November 2011 Posted 29 November 2011 hold my hands up and admit i missed that part, still feel people will be touching it thinking its touch screen.. trying to piss on it.. leaning on it.. etc.. Don't hold your hands up, you'll mess up your game!
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