Elvis: I Will Survive

[Fez of Mahrez]

First I was afraid

I was petrified

Kept thinking I could never get

back into this awesome side

But I spent so many nights

playing Xbox and PS3

Sometimes I'd mix it up

and instead play on my Wii

Soon I'll be back

in the reserves

After missing the whole season

I think that's what anyone deserves

To play alongside heroes

Such as Beswick's quite something

And if I'm really lucky

I can play with Andy King

Cos I won't go, walk out the door

No to mutual termination

While this ankle is still sore

I'll never forget the agony

back in that treatment room

While that bloody physio

pretended to treat Iain Hume

Oh no, not I

I will survive

as long as my ankle gets better

I know I will stay alive

But each boss keeps getting sacked

Without a chance to use my impact

and I'll survive

I will survive

It took all the strength I had

not to retire last year

kept trying hard to mend

the pieces of my career

The fans were hard on me

They were always wanting more

They don't realise just how long

It first took me to score

and you see me

I'm down the pub

I'm now 27 years old

Too old to be a sub

and so you felt like dropping me

and just expect me to go for free

now I'm saving all my impact

for someone who's loving me

Oh no, not I

I will survive

as long as my ankle gets better

I know I will stay alive

But each boss keeps getting sacked

Without a chance to use my impact

and I'll survive

I will survive

[Manwell Pablo]

now I'm saving all my impact

for someone who's loving me

That is the line.

[Raj]

Bloody Awesome!!!

Now do some fcuking work you lazy bastard!!!

[Ric Flair]

Some of your finest work yet Fezley Ash.

[Alexikokopops]

Hahahahaha.

IMPACT

[Wils]

HA!

[Master Fox]

Hahahahaha.

IMPACT

What happened to the 'A hahaha's'

You disappoint me.

[Zingari]

A new karaoke favourite

[The Stig]

Absolutle genius! Well done Fez

[Fox You Forest]

Brilliant

[Monk]

This has 'Post of the year 2008' written all over it. Good work Fez.

[Master Fox]

This has 'Post of the year 2008' written all over it. Good work Fez.

I beg to differ.

DB11 has made some telling contributions in the Arsenal bashing thread this year.

[Simi]

Distinctly average.

[Dr The Singh]

I beg to differ.

DB11 has made some telling contributions in the Arsenal bashing thread this year.

Kyle Styles for me, has had added a seriousness to threads that we all should admire!!!

[Durnerz]

Kyle Styles for me, has had added a seriousness to threads that we all should admire!!!

Really? I was going to nominate craigadams22

[Thracian]

First I was afraid

I was petrified

Kept thinking I could never get

back into this awesome side

But I spent so many nights

playing Xbox and PS3

Sometimes I'd mix it up

and instead play on my Wii

Soon I'll be back

in the reserves

After missing the whole season

I think that's what anyone deserves

To play alongside heroes

Such as Beswick's quite something

And if I'm really lucky

I can play with Andy King

Cos I won't go, walk out the door

No to mutual termination

While this ankle is still sore

I'll never forget the agony

back in that treatment room

While that bloody physio

pretended to treat Iain Hume

Oh no, not I

I will survive

as long as my ankle gets better

I know I will stay alive

But each boss keeps getting sacked

Without a chance to use my impact

and I'll survive

I will survive

It took all the strength I had

not to retire last year

kept trying hard to mend

the pieces of my career

The fans were hard on me

They were always wanting more

They don't realise just how long

It first took me to score

and you see me

I'm down the pub

I'm now 27 years old

Too old to be a sub

and so you felt like dropping me

and just expect me to go for free

now I'm saving all my impact

for someone who's loving me

Oh no, not I

I will survive

as long as my ankle gets better

I know I will stay alive

But each boss keeps getting sacked

Without a chance to use my impact

and I'll survive

I will survive

Amusing. But is his ankle is anything to do with his absence?

Leicester Mercury/Radio Leicester never seem to ask!

[Bluefoxtim]

Really? I was going to nominate craigadams22

Regards,

[Flexx]

It appears that he has had this (ankle) injury for quite long actually. haha.

This was on the Leicester website over a year ago.

Just type in Elvis Hammond ankle and you get it all.

Meanwhile, Elvis Hammond continues on the road to recovery following a recent ankle problem.

Kelly added: "Elvis has trained again today (Thursday). He has still got a little bit of discomfort in his ankle so we will have to wait and see."

[Dr The Singh]

Really? I was going to nominate craigadams22

No, he was last years winner, this year it has to be Kyle Styles!!!

[Flexx]

Ahhh, so this is why his ankle is deemed, unplayable.

[The People's Hero]

I love you David.

[Durnerz]

No, he was last years winner, this year it has to be Kyle Styles!!!

Oh come on Singh, you cant beat a good ebay thread

Regards

Durnerz

[Dr The Singh]

Oh come on Singh, you cant beat a good ebay thread

Regards

Durnerz

Yes, CraigAdams is legend, but he's old news now. KyleStyle06 is the new king, with his great threads about gay tattoo's.................what a legend!!!

[Koke]

Elvis' lives on Maryland chicken.

And he's often seen at St. Nicholas Circle near the Holiday Inn with all this mates, chilling smoking some weed and ****ing them bitches, while showing off their rapping and freestyle skills.

[Guest]

Ahhh, so this is why his ankle is deemed, unplayable.

Is Elvis the Terminator out of the first film?