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I'll make a date for this, all going to plan. I might even send in some reactionary e-mails and see if they take them seriously, they have done before.

Posted
And we go off for our first caller of the evening...
Helloh?
Yes caller, what would you like to say?
...helloh?
Yes caller, go ahead...
Helloh?
OK, let's move to our second caller...
Hi there, I'd just like to say that we should've got Laudrup coz he'd have brung in some great players
Thank you. Caller 3?
...helloh?

*click of gun being cocked*

*bang*

Posted

We'll get about three serious calls and the rest will be like in Daggers post and the usual loons who spend more time introducing themselves, saying hello to anyone in the studio and how they've "supported City since the Gillies era". Oh, and Andy from Long Eaton. Officially, the wworld's most sceptical fan, who saw everything coming and two years before they were relegated threatened to give up City and support Forest.

But I'll still listen :rolleyes:

Posted

Wouldn't it be nice if Glen and the Birch were on together tonight? Then we can try and work out which one is talking and when.

Posted
:giggle: Daggar paaji, your on form today!!! :thumbup:

This is what happens when you spend the day waiting for the Virgin engineer with a hangover and a new manager :D

Posted
Why do they always let the retards on? You'd think they's listen to them pre-air time and check whether they were idiots or not.

[This is a copy of the actual questions you are asked before being allowed on-air, the more ticks you get the more likely you are to be allowed access to the airwaves]

Phone-in checklist:

  • Are you mad?
  • Are you retired?
  • Are you bigoted?
  • Do you have an IQ less than 100?
  • Are you prepared to repeat an ill-though out belief proposed by the previous caller without having thought about it yourself?
  • Do you think phoning call-in shows makes you important?
  • Do you seriously believe people listen to you without laughing?
  • Is your opinion forthright?
  • Was the last match you saw over six years ago?

Posted
[This is a copy of the actual questions you are asked before being allowed on-air, the more ticks you get the more likely you are to be allowed access to the airwaves]

Phone-in checklist:

  • Are you mad?
  • Are you retired?
  • Are you bigoted?
  • Do you have an IQ less than 100?
  • Are you prepared to repeat an ill-though out belief proposed by the previous caller without having thought about it yourself?
  • Do you think phoning call-in shows makes you important?
  • Do you seriously believe people listen to you without laughing?
  • Is your opinion forthright?
  • Was the last match you saw over six years ago?

You have missed out

Will you say "We are a Premier League club"?

Are you from Evington?

Posted
This is what happens when you spend the day waiting for the Virgin engineer with a hangover and a new manager :D

But will he still be a virgin engineer when he leaves? :unsure:

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