Daggers Posted 12 July 2008 Posted 12 July 2008 FACTS A monsoon is a wind, rather than rain. More details More than 12,000 laptops a week go missing at US airports. More details Women with large breasts pay more for their bras at Marks & Spencer than their smaller chested counterparts. More details Some slugs are carnivores, and have razor-sharp teeth. More details
Kilworthfox Posted 12 July 2008 Posted 12 July 2008 FACTSA monsoon is a wind, rather than rain. More details More than 12,000 laptops a week go missing at US airports. More details Women with large breasts pay more for their bras at Marks & Spencer than their smaller chested counterparts. More details Some slugs are carnivores, and have razor-sharp teeth. More details Some members of FT have more time on their hands than others... see above Should you not be on your way to Inckleh now?
Daggers Posted 12 July 2008 Author Posted 12 July 2008 Some members of FT have more time on their hands than others... see above Should you not be on your way to Inckleh now? The boy is eating his soup. Fact. He can make it last forever. Fact. We will be leaving shortly and taking the country route while stopping at ASDA Minworth to buy a supersoaker. Fact.
Kilworthfox Posted 12 July 2008 Posted 12 July 2008 The boy is eating his soup. Fact.He can make it last forever. Fact. We will be leaving shortly and taking the country route while stopping at ASDA Minworth to buy a supersoaker. Fact. Wicked you can do drive by soakings
Guest Posted 12 July 2008 Posted 12 July 2008 Women with large breasts pay more for their bras at Marks & Spencer than their smaller chested counterparts.More details Beckie Williams, 25, from Brighton, said she set up the social networking site group after an "unsatisfactory" correspondence with the retailer. She said M&S replied to her letter claiming the extra material needed lay behind the higher price at the tills. "That's fair enough," Ms Williams told BBC Radio Five Live. "But they don't apply the same policy to other clothes that use more material and more resources to make as well. "I just think it should be one policy for all items of clothing." She raises a point - having seen a 5XL t shirt, and the vast amount of fabric involved, why should smaller people subsidise the hugely overweight (controversial, I know). Having said that, if you are small enough, and want to save money, buying children's clothes is quite good.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 13 July 2008 Posted 13 July 2008 The boy is eating his soup. Fact.He can make it last forever. Fact. We will be leaving shortly and taking the country route while stopping at ASDA Minworth to buy a supersoaker. Fact. Source?
Daggers Posted 13 July 2008 Author Posted 13 July 2008 Source? Mrs. Daggers Question it at your peril.
MC Prussian Posted 13 July 2008 Posted 13 July 2008 Switzerland used to have the most feared mercenary army back in the 14th and 15th century. Fact. Switzerland has never been really neutral, is not neutral and will never be. Cuckoo clocks are no Swiss product. They're Swabian. Not every single girl in Switzerland is called Heidi. (Klum again?)
lavrentis Posted 13 July 2008 Posted 13 July 2008 There are more Irish decendants in America than in Ireland.
l444ry Posted 13 July 2008 Posted 13 July 2008 Coastal Erosion - The Facts. With coastal erosion and sea levels steadily rising people living on the south coast of England are becoming more aware of the risks which face them. The falling away of cliffs into the sea means whole areas of housing, gardens and sheds are being lost to the encroaching sea. A resident of Fairlight near Hastings who lives within yards on the crumbling cliff edge said, "Only the other day while taking my afternoon nap I was awoken to the sound of my runner beans, broad beans, carrots and granny smiths falling into the sea, this coastal erosion means my greengrocer bill has rocketed sky high". Another resident who likes to parade nude on the naturalist beach near by said "I used to feel safe on the beach whilst getting a nice tan on my todger, now I cant relax due to the fear of falling rocks, A few of us nudists were bathing the other day when a land slide of runner beans, broad beans, carrots and granny smiths came tumbling down the cliff, it was clearly someone's garden, goodness knows how much that persons greengrocer bill must be now". A number of people have been seen tiptoeing along the road to get the morning papers "We're getting into practice" said local butterfly catcher Jim, "When the water starts to rise we want to be ready, I've already bought myself some new wellingtons boots, they cost me over £4.90 but I would prefer to be prepared than to be caught out, unlike some who still walk about like nothing has happened".
Daggers Posted 14 July 2008 Author Posted 14 July 2008 I only got my job because I am a one-legged, black lesbian. Fact.
Raj Posted 14 July 2008 Posted 14 July 2008 I only got my job because I am a one-legged, black lesbian. Fact. I only got mine cos im a twat.....(and no one else wanted it!!!!)
Raj Posted 14 July 2008 Posted 14 July 2008 70% of the earth is made up of water....so why is it called earth and not Water???? Amazingly 70 %ish of the human body(except Tommy G which is 100% pure muscle!!!) is made up of water too.....
AoWW Posted 14 July 2008 Posted 14 July 2008 Oysters can change sex back and forth as and when they feel like it. (Actually, whilst the first bit is fact the "... when they feel like it" is there purely for embellishment - I've no idea how emotionally attuned oysters are!)
Tommy G Posted 14 July 2008 Posted 14 July 2008 Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath There is a city called Rome on every continent. It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland! Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day! Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breathe! The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump! One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet! Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!
Asha Posted 14 July 2008 Posted 14 July 2008 On the 27th March this year, at 13:38:20... I reached the milestone of being alive for 500 million seconds. Fact.
Asha Posted 14 July 2008 Posted 14 July 2008 You cant tickle yourself. Fact! Wrong. Finger the top of your mouth, or use your tongue.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 14 July 2008 Posted 14 July 2008 The more time you spend driving the more chance you have of being involved in an accident - FACT! The faster you travel, the sooner you reach your desitination - FACT! Therefore, the faster you drive, the less time you spend on the road and thus you are LESS likely to have an accident - FACT! Facts can be twisted - FACT!
Daggers Posted 14 July 2008 Author Posted 14 July 2008 Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people Woohoo! In your face Ned Flanders, Adolf Hitler & Leese
Guest Posted 14 July 2008 Posted 14 July 2008 Woohoo!In your face Ned Flanders, Adolf Hitler & Leese Up yours.
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