Edmund Posted 5 February 2009 Posted 5 February 2009 http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2206434.ece
Edmund Posted 5 February 2009 Author Posted 5 February 2009 She is pretty fit as well and would defo go to hers after a few drinks. Shame she's a psycho. The guy doesn't stand a chance though surely because he says he doesn't even remember sleeping with her. Surely if he was that out of it he could have easily agreed to it. Surely you would feel the pain even if you were out stone cold.
Guest Bilo Posted 5 February 2009 Posted 5 February 2009 He seems really cut-up about it. Shame really because up to that point he was having a knife evening with a very sharp-witted girl. His comments afterwards do seem to be a little cutting though. Shall I stop now?
Wycombe Fox Posted 5 February 2009 Posted 5 February 2009 Shame really because up to that point he was having a knife evening with a very sharp-witted girl. His comments afterwards do seem to be a little cutting though. Shall I stop now? At least she carved her name on his shoulder. Maybe she couldn't fit DOMINIQUE on his todger. She'd have got as far as DOM with me!!
Guest Bilo Posted 5 February 2009 Posted 5 February 2009 At least she carved her name on his shoulder. Maybe she couldn't fit DOMINIQUE on his todger.She'd have got as far as DOM with me!! I will make no comments about Dick and Dom............. Seriously though, she is quite good looking and I certainly wouldn't have said no after a few bevvies. Scary stuff.
Guest Bilo Posted 5 February 2009 Posted 5 February 2009 Must be something to do with her hearing. He said that he wanted to get laid and he ended up getting a blade.
Guest Bilo Posted 5 February 2009 Posted 5 February 2009 Could have been worse, she could have used a Chelsea Dagger.
BoneDog Posted 5 February 2009 Posted 5 February 2009 She only scratched the surface, I don't know what he's cryin about. I wish my Mrs was that gentle. I had bigger wounds than that playin docker bulldog when I was 10
Darkzzz_ Posted 5 February 2009 Posted 5 February 2009 Even after this warning I still would. The skin art didn't put me off, the thought of her snoring did the job.
Tilley Posted 5 February 2009 Posted 5 February 2009 & the lesson to this story? Fu ck & chuck! I actually think women should be treated with respect.
GLC Posted 5 February 2009 Posted 5 February 2009 & the lesson to this story?Fu ck & chuck! I actually think women should be treated with respect. keep them away from sharp objects!
Webbo Posted 5 February 2009 Posted 5 February 2009 Serves him right. He should have said 'I'm going to the toilet' instead of 'I want a slash'.
James. Posted 6 February 2009 Posted 6 February 2009 F**king hell. I've seen some drunken sleepers getting done over in my time. You know, a tower of shoes on their heads, covered in garbage, toothpaste in their ear, shaved eyebrows, mobile phone in mouth, the usual shit. But this?! He must have been WASTED to not even stir during that.
Dr The Singh Posted 6 February 2009 Posted 6 February 2009 F**king hell. I've seen some drunken sleepers getting done over in my time. You know, a tower of shoes on their heads, covered in garbage, toothpaste in their ear, shaved eyebrows, mobile phone in mouth, the usual shit. But this?! He must have been WASTED to not even stir during that. I was thinking the same, she probably did it because he was so wasted he couldn't perform!!
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