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Can't find a clip but funny quote from the episode "Lisa the vegetarian".

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?

Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.

Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.

Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?

Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.

Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.

Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.

Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.

Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.

Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.

Homer: Bart, go to your room.

:crylaugh:

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i can't find either of my favourite bits on youtube.

the first one is where homer, accidentally, tries to jump springfield gorge, thinks he's about to make it then drops down the gorge, hitting all the rocks and crags on the way down. he's then helicoptered out, and his stretcher hits all the rocks on the way up, he's then put in an ambulance, which hits a tree, as it drives off, and homer's stretcher rolls out the back and drops down the gorge again.

second is when ned flander's house burns down, and he didn't have insurance because 'it's a form of gambling'

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i can't find either of my favourite bits on youtube.

the first one is where homer, accidentally, tries to jump springfield gorge, thinks he's about to make it then drops down the gorge, hitting all the rocks and crags on the way down. he's then helicoptered out, and his stretcher hits all the rocks on the way up, he's then put in an ambulance, which hits a tree, as it drives off, and homer's stretcher rolls out the back and drops down the gorge again.

second is when ned flander's house burns down, and he didn't have insurance because 'it's a form of gambling'

great minds think alike!! I was looking for that exact clip last night kept get simpsons cartoon studio coming up!! that's the best simpsons moment ever

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Faaaar too many:

But my favourite subtle moment is when Lisa is in love with "the Substitute" and is going on about out it over dinner -

Lisa: You just don't understand!

Homer: Now Lisa, just because I don't care, doesn't mean I don't understand!

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One of the ones that I like is when they are having a race on the school bus with the fruit. One person says "Go apple", another person says "Go orange", then Ralph Wiggum says "Go Banana!!!!" :crylaugh:

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Also, the Mexican commentator in the gun episode duing the football match between Portugal and Mexico.

"Centre, back to wing, back to centre, back to wing, back to centre, centre holds it...holds it...HOLDS ITTTTTTTTTT!"

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Rowdy Roddy Peeper lol

That never fails.

Homer: That guy is sick

Marge: Groundskeeper willie saved you Homer

Homer: Listen to the music, he's evil.

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Willy's line about Scots always makes me laugh.

Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland.

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Willy's line about Scots always makes me laugh.

Brothers and sisters are natural enemies! Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland.

Skinner: You Scots sure are feisty people.

Willy: You just made an enemy for life!

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in the episode when bart and lisa become anchormen

Mr Burns: Smithers do you think that the pollution from my plant killed those ducks?

Smithers: Theres no doubt about it sir.

MR Burns: (sniffing) Excellent.

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