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What floats my boat.....

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ScouseFox

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I take it back the fvcker has just come in and banged the Christmas songs straight on. All festive mood instantly abolished. Christmas ruined.

 

what's your fave christmas song? 

MooseBreath

MooseBreath

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what's your fave christmas song?

Deffo that little 'Santa baby' ditty, because she sounds like she's a horny brunette doing a little poledance while wearing crotchless Christmas panties and a Santa corset.

The one about the whole continent of Africa not knowing it's Christmas definitely wins the award for being the most patronising pile of positive-racist crap though. I can listen to that and feel good about how my opinions on the song are so fvcking world aware.

The rest are dreadful. I'm struggling to think of any that don't make me want to commit terrible crimes.

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Merging Cultures

Merging Cultures

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Also because in about ten hours I'll finally be able to drown my sorrows, and drown they will, for a few straight days.

Moose, please check in every 6 hours. We don't want to lose a FTer this Christmas!

Dr The Singh

Dr The Singh

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Moose, please check in every 6 hours. We don't want to lose a FTer this Christmas!

Yeah Moosey, you leaving would mean such a loss to this forum. I don't know how I could cope without you
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Merging Cultures

Merging Cultures

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Wow I totally can't believe you'd say I'm dead, wow that is seriously the worst thing anyone can ever do on a forum, apparently.

I'm not dead tho m8.

He's alive!

The springbok ain't bad either.

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Rincewind

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Wow I totally can't believe you'd say I'm dead, wow that is seriously the worst thing anyone can ever do on a forum, apparently.

I'm not dead tho m8.

Glad to hear it.

MooseBreath

MooseBreath

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You'll enjoy the panna cotta then...

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That looks decent too but I can't help but notice your dining partner has been slightly short changed on both courses. You've also barely touched your snakes blood.

Great lunch now off to a wine tasting!!

Edit wow I replied inside a quote, must be getting old.

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Unabomber

Unabomber

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I had a bacon egg and cheese sandwich, not quite ostrich tartare but still good, egg was runny bacon well cooked, cheese nicely sliced by the worker so overall 7 on 10.

Merging Cultures

Merging Cultures

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I had a bacon egg and cheese sandwich, not quite ostrich tartare but still good, egg was runny bacon well cooked, cheese nicely sliced by the worker so overall 7 on 10.

To be honest the quails egg was over done. But it was very nice.
MooseBreath

MooseBreath

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Always tricky to get the egg just right. Timing has to be impeccable. Same with cheese on a hot dish, good slicing is obviously of upmost importance but the degree of melting has to be timed to perfection, too little and it's a crumbly slab, too much and it's a gooey mess. Such a skill that's why I always leave an extra tip for well timed cheese melting.

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