What floats my boat.....

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

When my Polish Mrs starts watching Coro and turns round and says "Can we get this on DVD? Like, from the beginning?"

"Course princess.....as long as you quit your job and start watching it for the rest of your life!

Polish Mrs... Mrs Sheen?

[ScouseFox]

also polish men are hard (as in fighting) so it's always an awkward situation.

 

a polish man (hard as in fighting) hit my friend (english) with a chain whilst we (english) all tried to run away because we had talked dirty to some polish girls (fit). it was the most scared ive ever been. i thought we were going to die (and lose the ladies) but fortunately neither happened and we found a safe haven in a 24 hour cafe bar and hid with the polish chikas until it was daylight and the streets were busy so we didn't get killed on the way home. 

[StanSP]

the Polish aren't squeaky clean either. some can be quite corrupt

[Finnegan]

My upstairs neighbour is polish.

He's a bloke.

That's basically the whole story.

[Unabomber]

also polish taking all are jobs imo

[ScouseFox]

i'd give them all my job if they promised never to wield a chain in my direction ever again 

[Finnegan]

Because they're better at them imo

Lewafoeski imo.

[StanSP]

can you even get upstairs neighbours?

 

always thought neighbours were a sideways same level kind of thing

[Danno]

Boko Haram pledging their allegiance to ISIS today. Just bought my half and half scalf.

[Parafox]

also polish taking all are jobs imo

 

But I bet they can spell "our".

[lavrentis]

can you even get upstairs neighbours?

 

always thought neighbours were a sideways same level kind of thing

 

Block of flats

[leicsmac]

Weekend away with the better half in Gwangju and eating the only pizza in Korea that actually tastes like...well, pizza, not the sweet tomato sauce crap that goes on every other pizza over here.

And a hotel room with a mini sauna and massive hot tub for 30 quid for the night.

Bliss.

[StanSP]

Block of flats

 

I know what kind of building he's in lol

[lavrentis]

I know what kind of building he's in lol

 

it sounded like you didn't

[DB11]

But I bet they can spell "our".

I think he's joking and spelt it like that deliberately otherwise it would have been deleted if it was racist

[bovril]

hes rite tho they take are jobs. my mate cant get a job cos he dosnt speak Polish and has one GCSE makes my blood boil

[The God Emperor]

On the subject of Polish people. I've got a Polish mate at work who can knock back Vodka and Whiskey all night and be totally fine, but he gets completely wrecked after a few beers. Is this a common trait of eastern Europeans?

 

Oh and he's got a fit mrs.

[Stadt]

Why do polish men always look a bit ill?

[bovril]

Maybe the last two posts are connected?

[The Blur]

Why do polish men always look a bit ill?

 

 

and all east Europeans at that as well!

[bovril]

Maybe because they're always in the Daily Mail and people always look ill in the Daily Mail, it's the law.

[Stadt]

Maybe because they're always in the Daily Mail and people always look ill in the Daily Mail, it's the law.

Polish cancer drug causes Polish cancer

[bovril]

Polish cancer drug causes Polish cancer

 

And you're paying for it!

[Stadt]

And you're paying for it!

The papers I dislike the most are the sun and the mail and I'm centre right, the standard of journalism is shit.

[lavrentis]

First time properly shopping at a Waitrose (never had one near me) and I prefer it to Tesco.