ROB-THE-BLUE Posted 20 June 2009 Posted 20 June 2009 Read this lads, it's long but it's worth it! Don't think I've ever laughed so much at something in my life! http://newcastleunited.rivals.net/FORUM/pg...mp;pageNumber=1
Big Ol' Bob Posted 20 June 2009 Posted 20 June 2009 Don't know if I can really believe that, all sounds a bit far fetched for my liking. Bouncing off the bed and smashing a lamp and then fanny farting?
Finnegan Posted 20 June 2009 Posted 20 June 2009 Don't know if I can really believe that, all sounds a bit far fetched for my liking. Bouncing off the bed and smashing a lamp and then fanny farting? ... Some people are just too fucking.... I dunno. Just... too much of whatever it is. Jesus christ.
AmericanScott Posted 21 June 2009 Posted 21 June 2009 The whole "my dick feels like corn" part is from a comedian called Dane Cook. I have that exact act on my mp3. Word for word almost! Still enjoying this read. I have such a funny picture of Bulldog in my head
Tommeh Posted 21 June 2009 Posted 21 June 2009 "Bulldog had ruined it. It was huge and stretched out of shape like she had just given birth. I could have stuck my whole hand in her cu nt and flipped a coin!! " Brilliant.
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