Koke Posted 27 July 2009 Author Posted 27 July 2009 What about the film "white men can't jump", how racist is that.... could you imagine someone releasing "black men can't swim". I honestly cannot swim. And white men can't jump.
Koke Posted 27 July 2009 Author Posted 27 July 2009 I remember when I was 20 there was this hot white girl who constantly called me the N word. I wanted to get her in bed, so I didn't know whether to let it slide or to call her out on it. I decided to let it slide, and I still didn't get any pussy. How much of an epic failure is that.
StanSP Posted 27 July 2009 Posted 27 July 2009 When people say Pot Kettle Black. Why not Pot Kettle White?
maddog Posted 27 July 2009 Posted 27 July 2009 Nobody is actually black so you can get away with calling everything black. Brap!
Unabomber Posted 27 July 2009 Posted 27 July 2009 When people say Pot Kettle Black.Why not Pot Kettle White? Seen many white pots have you?
Basingstoke Fox Posted 27 July 2009 Posted 27 July 2009 I don't know why this topic reminded me of this but I found it fooking hilarious. http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/749090/
Koke Posted 27 July 2009 Author Posted 27 July 2009 Nobody is actually black so you can get away with calling everything black.Brap! Mate, I'm so black that if I donated some of my skin to white folks I could make 1/3 of the Caucasians population dark.
davieG Posted 27 July 2009 Posted 27 July 2009 When people say Pot Kettle Black.Why not Pot Kettle White? Probably because when used on an open fire as they did they used to get soot on them which is black
maddog Posted 27 July 2009 Posted 27 July 2009 I can't say i've ever seen anyone with skin colour of a black felt tip which i class as black. Your like brown sugar, lower calories than white sugar, and wood, and shit, unless it's the shit with blood in which can look black, horrible stuff.
Koke Posted 27 July 2009 Author Posted 27 July 2009 I can't say i've ever seen anyone with skin colour of a black felt tip which i class as black.Your like brown sugar, lower calories than white sugar, and wood, and shit, unless it's the shit with blood in which can look black, horrible stuff. One is really black, so black that if she shagged a white man their child would still be black. The other is also black, but more socially acceptable black.
Jordan Posted 29 July 2009 Posted 29 July 2009 I honestly cannot swim. And white men can't jump. OK, OK, fine; us white folks have learned to accept and live with this. But all those porno spoofs on that film are uncalled for.
lou Posted 29 July 2009 Posted 29 July 2009 Mate, I'm so black that if I donated some of my skin to white folks I could make 1/3 of the Caucasians population dark. The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice! My Sons Dad was the same but the sweetness thing missed him for some reason - luckily my Son got that bit, bless him
Dr The Singh Posted 29 July 2009 Posted 29 July 2009 One is really black, so black that if she shagged a white man their child would still be black. The other is also black, but more socially acceptable black. I would do them both, together!!!
Koke Posted 30 July 2009 Author Posted 30 July 2009 I would do them both, together!!! Is there anything you wouldn't do? You would do me if you had the chance.
Koke Posted 30 July 2009 Author Posted 30 July 2009 Let's ban the words black and white! Black people > White people.
Koke Posted 30 July 2009 Author Posted 30 July 2009 The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice! My Sons Dad was the same but the sweetness thing missed him for some reason - luckily my Son got that bit, bless him So what's your son like then? Does he love chicken, listen to rubbish rap music, can't swim to save his life, loves white girls and does he think everything a white person says is racist. If so, he's a black man. Or does he collect some weird shit, happily walks around in pink ghey shirts in town, thinks rap music is repulsive and is interested in cricket. If so, he's a white man.
Dr The Singh Posted 30 July 2009 Posted 30 July 2009 Is there anything you wouldn't do?You would do me if you had the chance. Yes!!
lou Posted 30 July 2009 Posted 30 July 2009 So what's your son like then?Does he love chicken, listen to rubbish rap music, can't swim to save his life, loves white girls and does he think everything a white person says is racist. If so, he's a black man. Or does he collect some weird shit, happily walks around in pink ghey shirts in town, thinks rap music is repulsive and is interested in cricket. If so, he's a white man. Yep hes definataly a black man - he lives on Maryland Chicken, loves rap, cant swim loves any kind of girls to be fair only part he doesnt do is the last part
Lillehamring Posted 4 August 2009 Posted 4 August 2009 thinking about the conundrum of why so many bad things are associated with 'darkness' an 'blackness', and it probably stems from the associations of fear, and i don't mean charles manson helter-skelter fear but the most common type of fear found in western society, that of the 'unknown'... most fear is usually some strand of a 'fear of the unknown', especially 'fear of death' and 'fear of the dark', both of which are naturally associated with darkness, in the case of death, the dark/black element is from the comparitive sensation of 'an eternal sleep' thus, things that are perceived as bad are inextricably linked to 'blackness' and 'darkness', complimentray to this is 'birth' and 'sunshine', things connected to life are connected with lightness... pretty simple really.... just an unfortunate coincidence that black people fall into this first, ahem, colour scheme...
Koke Posted 4 August 2009 Author Posted 4 August 2009 pretty simple really.... just an unfortunate coincidence that black people fall into this first, ahem, colour scheme... It's quite funny though. I remember one night me & my mates were completely stoned and we came up with gazillions of negative thing accosiated with the word "black" - Although to be fair, with some of them we were clutching at straws
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