General Smuts Posted 15 December 2009 Posted 15 December 2009 I forgot to say that i'm buying RooFox's 'friend' a chastity belt for chrimbo so she'll leave me the fook alone for a bit. I'm all pooned out woman! I've just seen an advert and now desperately want Tony Hawk 'Ride' with wireless skateboard deck to piss off the people living downstairs as much as upstairs piss me off with thier noise.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 15 December 2009 Posted 15 December 2009 Sounds a bit too much, tbh. Depends how much of a 'friend' she is, I suppose. Just a really good mate but bit worried she may think it's too much as it's either ipod, a braclet which i will probably get her a shit one or dvd's. and what type of ipod One of the ones with small amount of gig there not overally expensive
Daggers Posted 15 December 2009 Posted 15 December 2009 Santa has just paid for a day luxuriating in a Spa for the wife. Santa plans on it coinciding with a day at the football and two children going on play-dates. Clever Santa.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 15 December 2009 Posted 15 December 2009 Santa has just paid for a day luxuriating in a Spa for the wife.Santa plans on it coinciding with a day at the football and two children going on play-dates. Clever Santa. Yeah i just got that for the old's
Ford Super Sunday Posted 15 December 2009 Posted 15 December 2009 CD/DVD, Book (Twilight seems popular!) Avoid smellies would be my advice... most of us find them boring (unless its expensive perfume!) Can get nice ethnicy chunky jewellary from places like Next etc, theyre always nice to get. My sister wants a 30ml bottle of Versace Bright Crystal for xmas, I nearly had a heart attack when I saw the price. Just waiting for the bank loan to clear before I get it
AoWW Posted 15 December 2009 Posted 15 December 2009 Santa has just paid for a day luxuriating in a Spa for the wife.Santa plans on it coinciding with a day at the football and two children going on play-dates. Clever Santa. Nice. Would Santa like to get me one, too?
Uncle Albert Posted 15 December 2009 Posted 15 December 2009 Not a clue what to get my Mum, not a clue. Sister is getting a DVD. Dad can have a pint if he's lucky.
Bluefoxtim Posted 15 December 2009 Posted 15 December 2009 Not a clue what to get my Mum, not a clue. Sister is getting a DVD. Dad can have a pint if he's lucky. Get her a new ironing board cover.
Guest Bilo Posted 15 December 2009 Posted 15 December 2009 trust me theyre not shes just pretending. We Mums know they take zero imagination and exactly how much its cost so it doesnt matter how it looks I FECKING HATE GETTING SMELLIES!!! When you have me for a son, you soon get used to disappointment.
Daggers Posted 15 December 2009 Posted 15 December 2009 Nice. Would Santa like to get me one, too? You may want to try one or two other Santas, this one is a bit tapped out after the clothes, spa, soaps, chocs, shoes, booze and Gok Wan undies.
Webbo Posted 15 December 2009 Posted 15 December 2009 Can anyone thinking of buying me a present please ignore all the advice from Nigella, Jamie Oliver and Hugh Fernley Whittingstall. I don't want any home made chutney, salted lemons in a jar or some shitty vodka and fennel liqueuer.
Daggers Posted 15 December 2009 Posted 15 December 2009 shitty vodka and fennel liqueuer. If it gets me there, I'll have any bottles you don't want.
Alan Johnson Posted 15 December 2009 Posted 15 December 2009 Highly recommended for all the piss stained mushy pea eaters in your life. A.Johnson
Webbo Posted 15 December 2009 Posted 15 December 2009 If it gets me there, I'll have any bottles you don't want. If you're that desperate I've got half a bottle of white spirits in the van.
lou Posted 15 December 2009 Posted 15 December 2009 If you're that desperate I've got half a bottle of white spirits in the van. You mean you did have
Unabomber Posted 15 December 2009 Posted 15 December 2009 Right. Ladies of FT I need help. Basically I know that my mum wants some nice perfume for Christmas but I have know idea what to get. What is good and below £40 and a smell which most will like.
Zingari Posted 16 December 2009 Posted 16 December 2009 some great ideas here http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/blood-bath-...tain/index.html http://www.telegraph.co.uk/topics/christma...gifts-ever.html
lou Posted 16 December 2009 Posted 16 December 2009 Right.Ladies of FT I need help. Basically I know that my mum wants some nice perfume for Christmas but I have know idea what to get. What is good and below £40 and a smell which most will like. Armani Code is lovely but I dont know how much it costs....
Unabomber Posted 15 December 2010 Posted 15 December 2010 Anyone getting any good presents for anyone this year? I have got my brother a scratch map which is basically a map of the world, and you scratch off the places you have visited.
Jackirius Posted 15 December 2010 Posted 15 December 2010 Anyone getting any good presents for anyone this year? I have got my brother a scratch map which is basically a map of the world, and you scratch off the places you have visited. That's a bit of a shit present, poor fucker will be trying for ever to visit all the country's which may even plunge him into a large amount of debt and ultimately end in him having a mental breakdown because he is unable to fulfil this map you have bought him.
Unabomber Posted 15 December 2010 Posted 15 December 2010 That's a bit of a shit present, poor fucker will be trying for ever to visit all the country's which may even plunge him into a large amount of debt and ultimately end in him having a mental breakdown because he is unable to fulfil this map you have bought him. He's been to a lot of countries, and it is just a novelty gift, got him The American Office Seasons 1 - 3 and Batman: Arkham Asylum for the PS3 too so I doubt that he would be too disapointed with the inclusion of the map. I hope not anyway, more importantly let's just hope that no one gets you one!
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 15 December 2010 Posted 15 December 2010 Ended up spending a right shit load this year. Luckily my family's easy to buy for though: CLOTHES BOOZE AFTERSHAVE / PEFRUME (depending on whether or not they have a vagina)
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