AoWW Posted 20 October 2010 Posted 20 October 2010 1 prostitute a week rather than 2.or someone could go halves for a threesome! You should keep an eye out for 'buy one get one free' offers.
Guest BlueBrett Posted 20 October 2010 Posted 20 October 2010 You should keep an eye out for 'buy one get one free' offers. Or make a single outlay on some dark clothing and take up a bit of raping
Houdini Logic Posted 20 October 2010 Posted 20 October 2010 Or make a single outlay on some dark clothing and take up a bit of raping Or even make money by becoming a rent boy
cambridgefox Posted 20 October 2010 Posted 20 October 2010 You should keep an eye out for 'buy one get one free' offers. Crude i know,and you are a lady,but should you have put "buy one get VD"
Guest BlueBrett Posted 20 October 2010 Posted 20 October 2010 Or even make money by becoming a rent boy Or adopt a house full of Russian and Swedish orphans and pimp them out to your friends.
skinnydipper Posted 20 October 2010 Posted 20 October 2010 I'm afraid that I'd have to consider letting the Swedish au pairs go
Smudge Posted 20 October 2010 Posted 20 October 2010 jesus, don't give him ideas... Only trying to be helpful!!
lcfc_jme Posted 20 October 2010 Posted 20 October 2010 Or make a single outlay on some dark clothing and take up a bit of raping lol lol Genuinely one of the funniest things I've read in a while. I think I have a few problems.
Guest Bilo Posted 20 October 2010 Posted 20 October 2010 I'd probably stop bribing the police to turn a blind eye to my Browser history. While I'm on the subject, stop the subscription.
Lillehamring Posted 20 October 2010 Posted 20 October 2010 Only trying to be helpful!! he's a good lad really....
FoxyPV Posted 21 October 2010 Posted 21 October 2010 Get rid of the wife and kids and save myself a fortune. even though she's the breadwinner
Wymsey Posted 21 October 2010 Posted 21 October 2010 Get rid of the wife and kids and save myself a fortune. even though she's the breadwinner WOAH!!! Slow down will yer? it will possibly take a life time to achieve that objective
Smudge Posted 21 October 2010 Posted 21 October 2010 he's a good lad really.... No doubt in my mind, if I lived there I would love to have a couple of pints with him.
Lillehamring Posted 21 October 2010 Posted 21 October 2010 No doubt in my mind, if I lived there I would love to have a couple of pints with him.
Dr The Singh Posted 21 October 2010 Posted 21 October 2010 I'm standing to lose over 3 grand, my tax credits, child tax credits, and child benefit are due to go!! I've already cut down on away matches!! I drink more at home then out I download porn instead of going to brothels!!!
Zingari Posted 21 October 2010 Posted 21 October 2010 Learn from the master himself... Trigger. that's Haggling for beginners heres a Haggling masterclass
Jon the Hat Posted 21 October 2010 Posted 21 October 2010 I'm standing to lose over 3 grand, my tax credits, child tax credits, and child benefit are due to go!! You are clearly well enough off to afford it then, Welcome to the squeezed middle. We are not allowed to complain or expect the Government to spend our tax efficiently, or we are branded priveledged right wingers who have no understanding of the challenges facing the poor etc.
Thracian Posted 21 October 2010 Posted 21 October 2010 Given that the golf and the football have to stay, that only leaves the wife! It's just finding the right moment....
Libertine Posted 21 October 2010 Posted 21 October 2010 I suppose I could live with one less ivory back-scratcher a year.
Tilley Posted 21 October 2010 Posted 21 October 2010 Your wallet and your girlfriend would appreciate you not paying for sex elsewhere too, Libertine. Also, you get your hair cut too often, grow it. Saved you quite abit there already.
lou Posted 21 October 2010 Posted 21 October 2010 lol lol Genuinely one of the funniest things I've read in a while. I think I have a few problems. Haha! Youd have loved Frankie Boyle then! Sadly its his last tour and all sold out! He was outrageous but very very funny! Id cut out giving money to the kids... that is all
Finnegan Posted 21 October 2010 Posted 21 October 2010 You are clearly well enough off to afford it then, Welcome to the squeezed middle. We are not allowed to complain or expect the Government to spend our tax efficiently, or we are branded priveledged right wingers who have no understanding of the challenges facing the poor etc. So if I pull up one of the tenants on the estate then I assume, given how troubling your squeeze is, you'd happily swap circumstance?
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