Rocket-Ron Posted 7 December 2010 Posted 7 December 2010 Barry Norman pickled onions. Thats the funniest thing I have seen in a supermarket
AoWW Posted 7 December 2010 Posted 7 December 2010 My trips to the Supermarket are unbelievable dull. Perhaps I'm just unobservant?
Unit Posted 7 December 2010 Posted 7 December 2010 I thought I'd only noticed that! Aldi are wicked for stuff like that, disco biscuits!
Nick Posted 8 December 2010 Posted 8 December 2010 Re-enacting the classic Jack Dee sketch......... Upon your arrival at the checkout with a trolley-full of shopping, there's always one bloke stood behind you clutching just a pint of milk, giving it 'the lost puppy look' as if to ask if he can go before you in the que. Grabbing the baton that says 'Next Customer Please' (used to separate the shopping on the checkout conveyer belt) and saying...... "See this?" "This is you." "And I'd like you to stand" *Throws baton back into Supermarket aisles* "Over there."
skinnydipper Posted 8 December 2010 Posted 8 December 2010 I was also somewhat surprised by Waitroses' choice of new maintenance engineers
Trav Le Bleu Posted 8 December 2010 Posted 8 December 2010 Special offers that say "2 for £3" when the individual items are £1.30. I kid you not.
Daggers Posted 8 December 2010 Posted 8 December 2010 Special offers that say "2 for £3" when the individual items are £1.30. I kid you not. I'm happy to put up my prices to £2 per kiss if you'd prefer?
Trav Le Bleu Posted 8 December 2010 Posted 8 December 2010 I'm happy to put up my prices to £2 per kiss if you'd prefer? Is tongues extra?
Daggers Posted 8 December 2010 Posted 8 December 2010 Is tongues extra? I'll speak anyway you like, for free.
Zingari Posted 8 December 2010 Posted 8 December 2010 i once saw a little old lady leaning over into the freezer and as she slowly started to fall in her legs were kicking wildly in the air , but some spoilsport grabbed her legs and pulled her back out before she went fully in
AmericanScott Posted 8 December 2010 Posted 8 December 2010 Roque Santa Cruz just strolling around Morrisons.
Durnerz Posted 9 December 2010 Posted 9 December 2010 A bloke who used to come into the store, elderly chap and walk around the aisles whilst having a stealth dump and depositing it 'great escape' style throughout the whole store. Always used to get me the look on the faces of the new lads who had to follow him round with a mop and a queasy stomach
Houdini Logic Posted 9 December 2010 Posted 9 December 2010 Probably the time I stole a bottle of Baileys and hid in a dicth with my shirt off so noone would recognise me
Wymsey Posted 9 December 2010 Posted 9 December 2010 Being stopped in a co-op in L.F.E and being searched as they thought i stolen tic-tacs. But still me and my Brother went in day after and check with them on cctv that i never touched any of the product and as an apology, they allowed me to buy a product for free. I bought the nuts magazine just to let you know
Zingari Posted 9 December 2010 Posted 9 December 2010 Two Santa Clauses fighting in Lewis's department store over some boots or something ( I think it made it into the mercury , but it was about 30 years ago and i dunno what reminded me of it today )
The Doctor Posted 9 December 2010 Posted 9 December 2010 Two Santa Clauses fighting in Lewis's department store over some boots or something ( I think it made it into the mercury , but it was about 30 years ago and i dunno what reminded me of it today ) nonsense - it was over a ho.
Jackirius Posted 9 December 2010 Posted 9 December 2010 Being stopped in a co-op in L.F.E and being searched as they thought i stolen tic-tacs. But still me and my Brother went in day after and check with them on cctv that i never touched any of the product and as an apology, they allowed me to buy a product for free. I bought the nuts magazine just to let you know Lad
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