Finnegan Posted 22 January 2011 Posted 22 January 2011 If I wanted to see someone masturbate in public I'd hang around on the Tokyo Metro during the school run. Put your six-stringed penis away and get some fucking creativity, I don't want to listen to you finger-tapping what we all know is Mario music poorly disguised behind shit distortion. Just die. Pop punk was bad enough, twenty five year old young men refusing to stop acting like seventeen year old "rebels." But a guy in his thirties that thinks he's a pre-pubescent girl? Fucking weird. I actually hope Gerard Way gets syphilis. A band that made an enormous breakthrough in that age old art of being famous and having no fucking talent at all. What's that? Your music is middle of the road, bland and uninteresting? Don't worry, just get a vaguely attractive rock-chick with a moderately tolerable voice to squark out your disgustingly uninteresting "lyrics" and you'll dominate the market! Que Evanescence, Within Temptation and motherfucking Paramore (I went there, deal with it.)
purpleronnie Posted 22 January 2011 Posted 22 January 2011 With you with MCR - but if I was 12 and really angry I'd of probably of liked them.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 22 January 2011 Posted 22 January 2011 Marilyn Manson. Oh, you're shocking and avant garde are you? As Alice Cooper said, "He has a woman's name and wears make-ep. How original." Tries to shock to hide his absolute lack of talent and whatismore, he's not even that shocking. Oh, maybe in the bible-belt, but not over here. Over here he's a talentless waster who fools the young into thinking they've found someone to rebel with. Well get this - if you're doing what someone else does, surely that's complying? And isn't that what MM does in any case, copy people. All his biggest hits - cover versions. Not even novel or inventive cover versions - they're all more of less exact copies with different vocals - his inferior ones. I hate him. I hate him. I hate him.
Guest BlueBrett Posted 22 January 2011 Posted 22 January 2011 Lady Gaga. I just don't get it. Plus she makes me feel ill every time she gets her angular little body out which seems to be every day. Also, in the same vein as a couple of Finnegan's, HIM. Emotional, boring, and inexplicably miserable despite the fact that they have made millions of pounds from playing music. Plus they have that stupid emblem thing that has somehow found its way onto millions of exercise book covers and sh.it items of clothing the world over. Take That. Purely because I find it frustrating that 5 talentless morons can make so much money. I know they are a source of encouragement to all you other talentless morons out there but to an unappreciated polymath such as myself it just seems unfair
Stadt Posted 22 January 2011 Posted 22 January 2011 See saw Green (cee-low Green) Over played and arse licked by every fookin radio station
Fosse Boy Posted 22 January 2011 Posted 22 January 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVLqo7C-WwA http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh3QPaB8zSs Awful lyrics. Every song sounds the same. With my limited knowledge of music, chord structures and the like I could write a better song than them with ease.Problem is birds seem to think they're fucking brilliant, which leaves me sacrificing my dignity if I'm stuck on the dancefloor when these utter cretins get airplay.
StanSP Posted 22 January 2011 Posted 22 January 2011 As FB said, Scouting for Girls. Justin Bieber. Westlife.
Guest BlueBrett Posted 22 January 2011 Posted 22 January 2011 Problem is birds seem to think they're fooking brilliant, which leaves me sacrificing my dignity if I'm stuck on the dancefloor when these utter cretins get airplay. We've all felt your pain at one time or another! Just keep your eyes on the prize and remember why you are putting yourself through it and you wont lose too much self-respect -
The Doctor Posted 22 January 2011 Posted 22 January 2011 BB - who the **** are HIM? edit: also the wanted (to pick one from thousands): I'll never know why boy bands are so popular, sound shit but shift millions - How?
StanSP Posted 22 January 2011 Posted 22 January 2011 BB - who the **** are HIM? Rock band from Finland. Wings of a Butterfly is their only good song.
Guest BlueBrett Posted 22 January 2011 Posted 22 January 2011 BB - who the **** are HIM? Never seen this before? You should draw one on your shoes. That's what all the cool kids do.
The Doctor Posted 22 January 2011 Posted 22 January 2011 Never seen this before? You should draw one on your shoes. That's what all the cool kids do. i am not ruining my shoes with that. I hate fashion and have no interest in it, but i love my shoes (and my checked overshirts/green jumper).
StanSP Posted 22 January 2011 Posted 22 January 2011 Never seen this before? You should draw one on your shoes. That's what all the cool kids do. I've never seen anyone do that on their shoes or their body. I have seen bazillions of hoodies with it though.
The Doctor Posted 22 January 2011 Posted 22 January 2011 Really can't stand 30 seconds to mars - couple of tracks are okay but i don't understand the love people have for them, quite over-rated and difficult to listen to.
StanSP Posted 22 January 2011 Posted 22 January 2011 Really can't stand 30 seconds to mars - couple of tracks are okay but i don't understand the love people have for them, quite over-rated and difficult to listen to. The connection they have with their fans I've never seen with another band, honestly. Plus if you don't like their music, screw you
Guest BlueBrett Posted 22 January 2011 Posted 22 January 2011 I've never seen anyone do that on their shoes or their body. I have seen bazillions of hoodies with it though. S,hit n'est ce pas?
Samilktray Posted 22 January 2011 Posted 22 January 2011 I will not have anyone putting down Cee-Lo Green. Lil Wayne for me, used to like him, then I realised hes hideous. Or Flo Rida.
ajthefox Posted 23 January 2011 Posted 23 January 2011 not quite musicians anymore but iggy pop and that nobhead out of sex pistols. both supposedly rock and roll and all that rebel bollocks, and now one sells insurance and one sells butter. I mean for fooks sake, have you got no fvcking dignity at all? do you just lie to yourself constantly. jeez. can't stand the pair of them the sell-out cvnts.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 23 January 2011 Posted 23 January 2011 Take That. Purely because I find it frustrating that 5 talentless morons can make so much money. I know they are a source of encouragement to all you other talentless morons out there but to an unappreciated polymath such as myself it just seems unfair Gary Barlow isn't talentless. Might not be your cup of tea but the man knows how to pen a fucking good pop song. Poloma Faith and Duffy can both fuck off. So can any conveyor belt copy of Amy Winehouse (who I'm not that fond of either tbh). Mumford & Sons. Don't get it. Never will. Bruno Mars. Sounds like he's weeping as if he's been mildly injured when he 'sings' his soppy as shit tracks with laughable lyrics.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 23 January 2011 Posted 23 January 2011 This makes me want to knife some one in the heart! Anything by Glee makes me want to start kicking people in the vagina http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxeZDK_0FnE
The Doctor Posted 23 January 2011 Posted 23 January 2011 U2 - have penned some good songs, but i can't stand that whole activist stuff, just stfu bono and stick to the music.
General Smuts Posted 23 January 2011 Posted 23 January 2011 I hate Muse to the point where Matt Bellamy has very nearly ruined Almost Famous for me just by fooking Goldie Hawns daughter.
Stadt Posted 23 January 2011 Posted 23 January 2011 Florence and the machine can you shout any louder down the mic.
MikeyT Posted 24 January 2011 Posted 24 January 2011 Dare say i'll have alot of people having a go at me for this one but pretty much all hip hop/rap music. Can't stand it. Sorry.
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