Daggers Posted 11 August 2011 Posted 11 August 2011 I'm glad I don't deliver AoWW's. I was lying. I wish all my mail was carried to me by angels (honest ones, not the bastards who'd hide a birthday card with a voucher for Argos in their wings).
AoWW Posted 11 August 2011 Posted 11 August 2011 I'm glad I don't deliver AoWW's. Why, are you a fit footballer? Although, if you were to deliver me a Toblerone....
Trav Le Bleu Posted 11 August 2011 Posted 11 August 2011 Argos is crap. I don't open anything for less than M&S.
Wherethefoxhat? Posted 11 August 2011 Posted 11 August 2011 Nothing like shooting for the stars. I was a postman once, have to say I liked it a lot Did you get the sack ?
Soar Fox Posted 11 August 2011 Posted 11 August 2011 Argos is crap. I don't open anything for less than M&S. A bloke who worked at my place until last week, got sent down for two & half years for nicking letters he was supposed to be delivering.
broughtonblue Posted 11 August 2011 Posted 11 August 2011 Im on the way to becoming a Theoretical Physicist i have another year in a degree for Astrophysics then the universe is mine I never thaught i would actually be doing something ive wanted to be for years. Don't want to be ignorant, but what the bloody hell is a theoretical physicist?
Daggers Posted 11 August 2011 Posted 11 August 2011 A bloke who worked at my place until last week, got sent down for two & half years for nicking letters he was supposed to be delivering. 5 gets you ten he's my bastard posty. And I lied about lying, I'd love to see Trav in a morning.
Zingari Posted 11 August 2011 Posted 11 August 2011 Did you get the sack ? yes i believe he was caught franking with penny black
Daggers Posted 11 August 2011 Posted 11 August 2011 Don't want to be ignorant, but what the bloody hell is a theoretical physicist? If you fire a physicist at a diffraction grating the theoretical one will go through all of the slits at the same time. But only if you don't watch him. It's like Penn & Teller for grown-ups.
Wherethefoxhat? Posted 11 August 2011 Posted 11 August 2011 yes i believe he was caught franking with penny black Hmmm....sticky situation
Zingari Posted 11 August 2011 Posted 11 August 2011 If you weren't too hot on your ornithology you could end up shagging a shag. Easy mistake. well spotted , i was gull ible to have missed that connection , it's your tern now
Random Burglar Posted 12 August 2011 Posted 12 August 2011 A long distance lorry driver on the isle of wight!
Webbo Posted 12 August 2011 Posted 12 August 2011 Why, are you a fit footballer? Although, if you were to deliver me a Toblerone.... Is that a euphemism?
Nick Posted 12 August 2011 Posted 12 August 2011 If I still needed to earn, I guess professional golfer - I don't really play golf (handicap of a bout 20ish playing probably 3 times a year!) - I sure as hell do not have the temperament for it, however travel, cash and long career sounds good. I'd like to write fiction novels and have been threatening to embark on this for a while If I won the lottery or something and money was no object I'd quite like to do a PHD in philosophy - (just for kicks and keeping the brain active) With the lottery win though, I'd like to project manage a charity in creating sustainable changes to suffering communities around the globe I think the best job I ever had was a snowboard instructor and medic in the Alps - pay was rubbish, office was incredible
jonno24 Posted 12 August 2011 Posted 12 August 2011 Don't want to be ignorant, but what the bloody hell is a theoretical physicist? Ill basically be a Astrophysicist but my main area of involvement will be Theoretical Physics. Basically any Physics that aren't proven ie: The Theory that gravity is another dimension pushing down on this one. Look up M theory and it should tell you alot of stuff i havent got time to do
Steven Posted 12 August 2011 Posted 12 August 2011 Global despot or owner of a SE Asian agri business.
purpleronnie Posted 12 August 2011 Posted 12 August 2011 Did you get the sack ? Got a new job, enjoyed my time as a postie though.
Wherethefoxhat? Posted 12 August 2011 Posted 12 August 2011 yes i believe he was caught franking with penny black That sort of thing has to be stamped out !
Houdini Logic Posted 12 August 2011 Posted 12 August 2011 Somewhat related - I have three friends who have amazing jobs and we often argue (without them knowing) who has the best job. There's a pilot for flybe, a doctor who has just become a registrar and a TV presenter for 'to buy or not to buy' (let's pretend it still exists). What would you go for? I'd choose - Pilot Doctor Presenter Also, if you could be the best footballer in the world or in the best band in the world what would you choose? Would have to be the band for me... Anyway, back on topic - Cowboy all day long...
Messi Posted 12 August 2011 Posted 12 August 2011 Pilot Presenter Doctor That's the order I'd go for. Some stuff that doctors deal with is abit gory And that question is very tough, I love football and music but I'd probably have to say band because your career and music would last longer than a football career
Trav Le Bleu Posted 12 August 2011 Posted 12 August 2011 well spotted , i was gull ible to have missed that connection , it's your tern now Bet you felt a right tit.
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