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General Smuts

Getting Old

By General Smuts, in General Chat

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Gold Coast Fox

Gold Coast Fox

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A sket is a term for hoe/whore.

Fvck knows what 'drek' is. Never heard that in my life.

Drek: Comes from the German word <i>Dreck</i> meaning rubbish or dirt. So it may be used in Yiddish too, but it comes via German, and if it has been extended to mean shit this is not the original German meaning.

So it means your 'dirt' basically.

Guest Bilo

Guest Bilo

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There's also the phenomenon of cultural cringe coming into play.

Hence middle class white boys thinking they're gangstas from South Central LA.

MC Prussian

MC Prussian

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There's also the phenomenon of cultural cringe coming into play.

Hence middle class white boys thinking they're gangstas from South Central LA.

I'd love to see a mandatory excursion to Compton for all wannabe-gangstas.

I'm thinking gameshow. Battle Royale-style.

Guest Bilo

Guest Bilo

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I'd pay for the ticket Alex. One way of course. :D

NeilyBoy

NeilyBoy

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I'd love to see a mandatory excursion to Compton for all wannabe-gangstas.

I'm thinking gameshow. Battle Royale-style.

Please someone kill me now, I don't want to go on living.

When I read Compton the first image that came into my head was this:

bringiton_012.jpg

I am a broken man teenage girl.

21st Century Fox

21st Century Fox

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I'd love to see a mandatory excursion to Compton for all wannabe-gangstas.

I'm thinking gameshow. Battle Royale-style.

This!

They'd be pooping their overly pulled up pants and low slung jeans.

OzFox

OzFox

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Gardening has become strangely interesting. I find myself having disturbing thoughts like "I wonder if I could grow herbs in that pot over there", or "maybe I could irrigate those vegetables"

The realisation that just about every decent pop tune has been done before, and the one I'm hearing is a cover version. Even the ones I thought were original in 1982 were in fact written in 1962. And done a hell of a lot better the first time.

Spending time with young attractive girls has become as boring as batshit because they sound so immature and usually I've no idea what they're talking about.

The thought that the worst is yet to come. The stiff joints, health problems, constant moaning and smelling faintly of my own urine lol

Daggers

Daggers

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I found it helpful when others told me I was getting old. Useful signs were things like people commenting on the stench of urine in whatever shop I was in, looking confused at me if I asked for a shilling-worth of licorice or they'd often mention my age as I inappropriately touched young ladies upon being introduced at the day centre.

Zingari

Zingari

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Suddenly remembering other things that make you feel old a few minutes after posting in a thread about what makes you feel old .

OzFox

OzFox

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I'd have done more but for some reason I put the milk in the cupboard and my phone in the fridge.

I once threw a cup of tea in the bin, and a crumpled can of coke in thre sink. That was when I was about 20. It was only the clatter of the coke can that brought me to my senses.

Raj

Raj

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When your entire wardrobe is various shades of grey or brown and you believe that pink is a brilliant colour for ties and wallpaper.

When your entire wardrobe is various shades of grey or brown and you believe that pink is a brilliant colour for ties and wallpaper.

bought for you by the Mrs.... :blush:

Zingari

Zingari

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When your entire wardrobe is various shades of grey or brown and you believe that pink is a brilliant colour for ties and wallpaper.

bought for you by the Mrs.... :blush:

Yes Raj , but she buys them to wear herself , not for you

sphericalfox

sphericalfox

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There's also the phenomenon of cultural cringe coming into play.

Hence middle class white boys thinking they're gangstas from South Central LA.

I'm afraid this particular phenomenon has been occurring since the early 90's (in the States at least), I can't vouch for the UK as i didn't live here, but I did recognise it immediately when I moved and it truly was like Ali G. A literal sketch show. If even half of these muppets actually lived/ visited a true 'hood' in the US, they'd pap a brick so hard and quick that their sphincter would be sure to follow it.

I can state that I wore baggies, and still occasionally do. But I'm a big tall lad, and the idea of stuffing my genitalia into paint-on skinny jeans, that are so painful, and look as though I am smuggling a sweaty farmer's loaf, doesn't really cut it for me.

It helps that as soon as I get home from work I put on my trackie bottom, which my daughter calls my pajamas. It may as well be. I have no shame, nor guests to see my oldness.

jonthefox

jonthefox

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I once threw a cup of tea in the bin, and a crumpled can of coke in thre sink. That was when I was about 20. It was only the clatter of the coke can that brought me to my senses.

lol I once unwrapped a toffee, put the toffee in the bin and the wrapper in my cakehole.

MikeyT

MikeyT

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Working as a teacher and being unable to understand some of the insults thrown around by the kids.

Sket I just about understand, but what the bloody hell is a drek?

Oh, and getting a mortgage and paying council tax.

I don't know where the term "sick" has come from, but in my day, it meant you were ill, or something was gross.

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