Daggers Posted 22 April 2012 Posted 22 April 2012 So imagine the scene: spaceship are, like, appearing from nowhere (probably Coventry) and laser fire is kicking off all around. You've just seen Bernie's head explode and they've taken out the bloody club shop for fvck sake. What do we do? Go into battle with Nigel Pearson, sack Nigel Pearson and go into battle with Iain Dowie or just stop making threads about Nigel fvcking Pearson because that might have been the one thing which brought about the destruction of humanity in the first place? I swear - one more thread and I'm setting up a satellite station and broadcasting a signal into space giving them your bloody postcode.
General Smuts Posted 22 April 2012 Posted 22 April 2012 I don't tell you this often enough Daggers. But I ****ing love you.
TrentFox Posted 22 April 2012 Posted 22 April 2012 So imagine the scene: spaceship are, like, appearing from nowhere (probably Coventry) and laser fire is kicking off all around. You've just seen Bernie's head explode and they've taken out the bloody club shop for fvck sake. What do we do? Go into battle with Nigel Pearson, sack Nigel Pearson and go into battle with Iain Dowie or just stop making threads about Nigel fvcking Pearson because that might have been the one thing which brought about the destruction of humanity in the first place? I swear - one more thread and I'm setting up a satellite station and broadcasting a signal into space giving them your bloody postcode. If you're reading the above, kids, let that be a reminder to you - ALWAYS JUST SAY NO !!!!!!!
Guest Posted 22 April 2012 Posted 22 April 2012 If we went in to battle with Dowie at the helm there's a fair chance the aliens would leave us alone thinking that we'd already been taken over by one of their own
The Doctor Posted 22 April 2012 Posted 22 April 2012 Well, it was worth breaking my detoxing from this section just to read that.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 22 April 2012 Posted 22 April 2012 No less sensible than practically any other thread started here over the last week.
Jace Posted 22 April 2012 Posted 22 April 2012 +10 brilliant idea I cannot deal with these threads anymore
kyle09uk Posted 22 April 2012 Posted 22 April 2012 Can't believe I actually thought there was something in this. I believe. Doh Can't believe I actually thought there was something in this. I believe. Doh!
Vale Blue Posted 22 April 2012 Posted 22 April 2012 You need therapy dude,!! The close season hasn't started yet and what else will we talk about,!!
Kitchandro Posted 22 April 2012 Posted 22 April 2012 So imagine the scene: spaceship are, like, appearing from nowhere (probably Coventry) and laser fire is kicking off all around. You've just seen Bernie's head explode and they've taken out the bloody club shop for fvck sake. What do we do? Go into battle with Nigel Pearson, sack Nigel Pearson and go into battle with Iain Dowie or just stop making threads about Nigel fvcking Pearson because that might have been the one thing which brought about the destruction of humanity in the first place? I swear - one more thread and I'm setting up a satellite station and broadcasting a signal into space giving them your bloody postcode. If we went in to battle with Dowie at the helm there's a fair chance the aliens would leave us alone thinking that we'd already been taken over by one of their own lol :crylaugh:
1964FOX Posted 22 April 2012 Posted 22 April 2012 I would just be worried we were about to buy Robert earnshaw.
Zingari Posted 22 April 2012 Posted 22 April 2012 I thought Mad Dog Martin Allen had come back and attacked the stadium
flowwolf Posted 22 April 2012 Posted 22 April 2012 Can't we just stand among the smoking debris looking baffled ?
Webbo Posted 22 April 2012 Posted 22 April 2012 Can't we just stand among the smoking debris looking baffled ? The KP is a non smoking environment.
halferowley2 Posted 22 April 2012 Posted 22 April 2012 So imagine the scene: spaceship are, like, appearing from nowhere (probably Coventry) and laser fire is kicking off all around. You've just seen Bernie's head explode and they've taken out the bloody club shop for fvck sake. What do we do? Go into battle with Nigel Pearson, sack Nigel Pearson and go into battle with Iain Dowie or just stop making threads about Nigel fvcking Pearson because that might have been the one thing which brought about the destruction of humanity in the first place? I swear - one more thread and I'm setting up a satellite station and broadcasting a signal into space giving them your bloody postcode.
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