Jace Posted 9 May 2012 Posted 9 May 2012 Hi guys received this letter today from Cornwall County Council, what has baffled me about this complaint is I have never owned a dog? As it is just myself and my girlfriend who live here with no dogs or any other pets my girlfriend has taken some offence to this as I am now making her the main suspect of the barking. What I am worried about is what might happen if they decide to take enforcement action? What if they can't find a dog could they take something else instead? This isn't the first time this week that I have had problems with the Council this week as this is the current state of our waste disposable area that appears to have been ignored now for over 1 month Any thoughts or advice on what I should do next? Thanks for reading!
Jaspa Posted 9 May 2012 Posted 9 May 2012 If theres no Dog they cant do anything Ask around the area to see who complained and try to resolve the issue Could just turn out youve got a pr*** of a neighbor
Leicfox Posted 9 May 2012 Posted 9 May 2012 Could just turn out youve got a pr*** of a neighbor Probably the case. Get who let the dogs out on full volume and on loop and go out for an hour.
stez Posted 9 May 2012 Posted 9 May 2012 Let the council come round, and lolz at them looking for a dog
Jace Posted 9 May 2012 Author Posted 9 May 2012 I'm tempted to not reply in hope they come round looking for the dog can't help but find it amusing! Lmao Porkies brilliant film I will start calling my gf Lassie see if she gets it!
dave the caveman Posted 9 May 2012 Posted 9 May 2012 I had a similar letter once. Turned out it was the milkman who was making the bitch bark every morning while i was at work.
Jace Posted 9 May 2012 Author Posted 9 May 2012 http://www.dogdoo.com/ This'll learn 'em! LMAO Bilo how did you ever find that site!!!?
Guest Bilo Posted 9 May 2012 Posted 9 May 2012 LMAO Bilo how did you ever find that site!!!? Ahem.......
I am Rod Hull Posted 9 May 2012 Posted 9 May 2012 Hi guys received this letter today from Cornwall County Council, what has baffled me about this complaint is I have never owned a dog? Signed, Trudie Walker
Captain... Posted 9 May 2012 Posted 9 May 2012 Typical ****ing dog owners never taking responsibility for your dog. I suppose the steaming turds outside are your girlfriend's too. You are what is wrong with this country.
Daggers Posted 9 May 2012 Posted 9 May 2012 Bloody nice of her to offer you free advice and information - you should take her up on the offer and phone her frequently.
Orkneyfox Posted 9 May 2012 Posted 9 May 2012 It is quite a polite letter of it's type. I suggest you reply, by email if possible, confirming that you dont have a dog. If the EHO's have had a complaint they are obliged to at least look into it (although I would have come round before sending the letter). There may be another dog nearby that is the problem or as someone suggested above it may be some malicious joker. If they want to sit outside with noise monitoring equipment that is their time and money not yours, though if they don't have the resources to check it out first then they probably can't do that either. Any further enforcement action is a. unlikely and b. would fail anyway on the basic point that you do not have an actual dog.
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 9 May 2012 Posted 9 May 2012 Hi guys received this letter today from Cornwall County Council, what has baffled me about this complaint is I have never owned a dog? As it is just myself and my girlfriend who live here with no dogs or any other pets my girlfriend has taken some offence to this as I am now making her the main suspect of the barking. What I am worried about is what might happen if they decide to take enforcement action? What if they can't find a dog could they take something else instead? This isn't the first time this week that I have had problems with the Council this week as this is the current state of our waste disposable area that appears to have been ignored now for over 1 month Any thoughts or advice on what I should do next? Thanks for reading! Maybe they think your girlfriends a dog? Or you one of you make weird sex noises?
Rincewind Posted 10 May 2012 Posted 10 May 2012 You could send them this reply Dear Trudie Thank you for your letter regarding our dog. If you wish to come and remove it you will be most welcome. I must point out however that you will have to call in a dog-exorcist to do the job as we do not have an actual living dog living in the house. We do not hear the ghost-dog ourselves but it is said that only animals and the clinically insane can hear ghosts so maybe a word to the social services department concerning the informant may be in order. I trust this clears the matter up Yours ever faithful Fido and Trixie
stez Posted 10 May 2012 Posted 10 May 2012 It is quite a polite letter of it's type. I suggest you reply, by email if possible, confirming that you dont have a dog. If the EHO's have had a complaint they are obliged to at least look into it (although I would have come round before sending the letter). There may be another dog nearby that is the problem or as someone suggested above it may be some malicious joker. If they want to sit outside with noise monitoring equipment that is their time and money not yours, though if they don't have the resources to check it out first then they probably can't do that either. Any further enforcement action is a. unlikely and b. would fail anyway on the basic point that you do not have an actual dog. This (do we still do the 'this' thing?)
Zingari Posted 10 May 2012 Posted 10 May 2012 Write and tell them that you watch "The Hound of the Baskervilles" quite often on DVD because you're trying to be more assimilated to the local culture .
Jace Posted 10 May 2012 Author Posted 10 May 2012 Typical ****ing dog owners never taking responsibility for your dog. I suppose the steaming turds outside are your girlfriend's too. You are what is wrong with this country. She should clean it up herself its not my responsibility!
The People's Hero Posted 10 May 2012 Posted 10 May 2012 The only workable solution seems to be buying a dog. A noisy dog. Before the police get involved and you're involved with wasting police time.
ozleicester Posted 10 May 2012 Posted 10 May 2012 I dont believe you... the title of this thread reads "Complaint made against MY dog". ha!! caught you out there.
Saxondale Posted 10 May 2012 Posted 10 May 2012 This isn't the first time this week that I have had problems with the Council this week as this is the current state of our waste disposable area that appears to have been ignored now for over 1 month I don't see any empty tins of Pedigree Chum in with that lot!
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