StanSP Posted 5 July 2012 Posted 5 July 2012 Next time you see her in the pool, jump in doing a massive bomb! You'll look cool and break the ice! Or even just go and splash her in the face when you see her in the pool! Is that a euphemism?
carlhltid Posted 5 July 2012 Posted 5 July 2012 Ever been somewhere like a sunbathing, waiting at a bus stop, at college, at work.... and your sitting and there's this hot girl sitting opposite you or beside you that makes your heartbeat faster. You're there ages, she glances at you now and again and you hope she makes a nice comment. Well today i was at the pool and two hot girls were nearby, first one sat on the edge of the pool not far from where I was, she was with her friends. Anyway now and again she glanced at me and it was more than a few times. In your mind your thinking "I hope see says something to me" anyway much later on I couldn't be sure if i heard one of mates saying "Why don't you ask him out" could have been talking somebody else, but her friend quickly glanced at me when she asked that question to her mate. Sadly I didn't hear the her reply. While she was there another girl come beside and sat down on a sunbed next to me with her mate, now the day before I seen this girl and now and again she glanced at me I could have swear she smiled at me once or twice. Anyway today she was next to me, we did speak to each other but in my head I was hoping for her to say something, I was simply to shy too say anything. Anyway numerous times she went in the pool she glanced at me, maybe because I was looking at her maybe?!, when I went in the pool a different time I never looked at her, mainly because I was too shy, anyway everytime I got out the pool and dried off I could tell from the corner of my eye she was watching me dry with a smile on her face. Did I possibly miss two chances or am I getting carried away on the wrong symbols, what should I do if I see them tomorrow? anyone else had the same experiences. ask her out m8
Guest Bilo Posted 5 July 2012 Posted 5 July 2012 Best opening gambits: "Remember my name. You'll be making a statement to Police about it later" "Hey Baby. I could give you 8 inches and make you bleed - yes, I could do it four times and punch you in the nose" "You can hang your goggles off THIS" "[Arnie] You have been targetted for spermination [/Arnie]" "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me. Behind that skip over there. Oh go on, just give me a chewie, then, you fookin lezza" "You know, sweetheart, I can hardly see your moustache in this candlelight" "To say I love the Foo Fighters would only be partly true..." "I saw you by the pool earlier. I've been watching you. Your every move. You look delicious. FFffffffFffffffFFFFFffffffffFFFFFF" "Ah isn't Greece wonderful. They used to bum youths here 2000 years ago. Anyway, what's your name, darlin??" Best of British Luck! Apparently, 'you don't sweat much for a fat bird' is a passion killer of a compliment.
Simmo86 Posted 5 July 2012 Posted 5 July 2012 Is that a euphemism? Perfectly innocent statement. Poor Leicesterpool can't even talk to the girl, let alone get his winkle out and splash her with his love custard!
FoxesAreBlue Posted 5 July 2012 Posted 5 July 2012 On a serious note surely the easiest this to do is just say "Hi, where are you from?" If you can't get a conversation from that then god help you. It's how I got talking to the birds at the hotel on my holiday. And most people in the hotel hated us to begin with because we were 'THAT' group on a stag do - loud, obnoxious, constantly drunk. Constantly singing "We love you, we love you..." etc yet still managed to win 'em round.
Guest Bilo Posted 5 July 2012 Posted 5 July 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5iQ0zZvU0w Write her some poetry, chicks dig poetry. 'Hickory dickory dock, Tomorrow you'll be sucking my cock, The clock'll strike two While I'm spraying my goo All over your face and your frock.' She'll be dripping like a broken fridge mate.
HEGGSY Posted 5 July 2012 Posted 5 July 2012 Perfectly innocent statement. Poor Leicesterpool can't even talk to the girl, let alone get his winkle out and splash her with his love custard!
Corky Posted 5 July 2012 Posted 5 July 2012 Perfectly innocent statement. Poor Leicesterpool can't even talk to the girl, let alone get his winkle out and splash her with his love custard! He could always tip a yoghurt over her instead. Not the same but it's still progress.
The Doctor Posted 5 July 2012 Posted 5 July 2012 "[Arnie] You have been targetted for spermination [/Arnie]" And if that fails: I'll be wank.
Simmo86 Posted 5 July 2012 Posted 5 July 2012 He could always tip a yoghurt over her instead. Not the same but it's still progress. Interaction beats no interaction at all! Although I'm not sure the other holidaymakers will appreciate yoghurt in the pool!
Guest Bilo Posted 5 July 2012 Posted 5 July 2012 Ah, warm yoghurt. The only way a man can fake an orgasm.
Corky Posted 5 July 2012 Posted 5 July 2012 Interaction beats no interaction at all! Although I'm not sure the other holidaymakers will appreciate yoghurt in the pool! Everyone loves a Muller Crunch Corner mixed with chlorine and urine.
Simmo86 Posted 5 July 2012 Posted 5 July 2012 Everyone loves a Muller Crunch Corner mixed with chlorine and urine. Depends on the crunch! Toffee hoops and I'm in!
AoWW Posted 5 July 2012 Posted 5 July 2012 Ah, warm yoghurt. The only way a man can fake an orgasm. Just make sure it's not a lurid colour with bits of fruit in it - kinda gives the game away.
The Doctor Posted 5 July 2012 Posted 5 July 2012 Just make sure it's not a lurid colour with bits of fruit in it - kinda gives the game away. Depends, strawberry yoghurt - just use body paints to make it look like you've a few cuts and shit going on down there. Assuming they want to look at his dong after being showered in yoghurt.
AoWW Posted 5 July 2012 Posted 5 July 2012 Depends, strawberry yoghurt - just use body paints to make it look like you've a few cuts and shit going on down there. Assuming they want to look at his dong after being showered in yoghurt.
The Doctor Posted 5 July 2012 Posted 5 July 2012 If you're throwing yoghurt on or into people, you've passed the insane line, you are free to do all the shit you like - the more bizarre, the better.
Vacamion Posted 5 July 2012 Posted 5 July 2012 "[Arnie] You have been targetted for spermination [/Arnie]" And if that fails: I'll be wank. Surely "COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE"
Vacamion Posted 5 July 2012 Posted 5 July 2012 Ah, warm yoghurt. The only way a man can fake an orgasm. If you can suggest a way to withdraw from the missus, obtain the warmed yoghurt and then deposit said dairy product right up "la foo de ma femme", I'm all ears, matey...
Raw Dykes Posted 5 July 2012 Posted 5 July 2012 If you can suggest a way to withdraw from the missus, obtain the warmed yoghurt and then deposit said dairy product right up "la foo de ma femme", I'm all ears, matey... Hidden Frube up the anus? You'd still have to block her view at the crucial moment, so doggystyle is safest.
Guest MattP Posted 6 July 2012 Posted 6 July 2012 Remember a work xmas party a few years back and had a bird there I had fancied for years, few wines etc etc started flowing and as the all the boring speeches by all the management were about to come up I decided to ask her to come for a drink at the bar, she said yes knowing it was going to get out out of listening to this bollocks for an hour. Went into the main hotel bar and had a couple of shots etc and it started getting a bit flirty. That point I just thought "fcuk it" and blurted out I had fancied her for ages, she had a bloke so I wasnt expecting anything but before I knew anything had happened we were all over each other in the lift, got into her room and her mate was sat there who she was sharing with, she asked us what we were doing and laughed so I said "why dont you watch?" - she was right up for it. It was brilliant, I'd gone within 15 minutes from the most boring thing in the world to shagging the girl I'd liked for a long time with her mate getting off on it in the same room. One point I was shagging her on the bed and her mate was licking my balls from behind, heaven. Finished off after about 20 minutes (somehow) and we all went back down to the conference room with no one any the wiser to what had happened. One of the best nights of my life looking back. edit: Just realised the thread title says "shy", missed that.
ACF Posted 6 July 2012 Posted 6 July 2012 Remember a work xmas party a few years back and had a bird there I had fancied for years, few wines etc etc started flowing and as the all the boring speeches by all the management were about to come up I decided to ask her to come for a drink at the bar, she said yes knowing it was going to get out out of listening to this bollocks for an hour. Went into the main hotel bar and had a couple of shots etc and it started getting a bit flirty. That point I just thought "fcuk it" and blurted out I had fancied her for ages, she had a bloke so I wasnt expecting anything but before I knew anything had happened we were all over each other in the lift, got into her room and her mate was sat there who she was sharing with, she asked us what we were doing and laughed so I said "why dont you watch?" - she was right up for it. It was brilliant, I'd gone within 15 minutes from the most boring thing in the world to shagging the girl I'd liked for a long time with her mate getting off on it in the same room. One point I was shagging her on the bed and her mate was licking my balls from behind, heaven. Finished off after about 20 minutes (somehow) and we all went back down to the conference room with no one any the wiser to what had happened. One of the best nights of my life looking back. edit: Just realised the thread title says "shy", missed that.
Reynard Bleu Posted 6 July 2012 Posted 6 July 2012 Forget it, just walk away and admire from afar. Go back to your book or whatever and be content with just a dream. Or just get up off your bum go over and tell her you are going for a drink/ice cream/etc and ask her if she would like one too. If its a "no go away", what have you lost? Pick up you towel and find somewhere else to sit. Ifits just no thanks carry onthe conversation, where you staying, where you from etc. Basic chit chat no need to be clever, if she is interested what's said will not mattter.
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