Leicesterpool Posted 5 July 2012 Author Posted 5 July 2012 Is anybody dated a girl while on holiday before?
21st Century Fox Posted 5 July 2012 Posted 5 July 2012 What's a good ice breaking joke? Jokes are lame, things I like to break the ice with are: Have you ever wondered what blood smells like? Don't you think it's weird that we walk around with all these organs in us but we never get to look at them? You know when your cat dies and you bury it in the garden, have you ever been so drunk you've dug it back up?
Guest Posted 5 July 2012 Posted 5 July 2012 Is anybody dated a girl while on holiday before? It's the normal thing to do mate. Different one every holiday (sometimes every week of the holiday). Just say hello.
Wycombe Fox Posted 5 July 2012 Posted 5 July 2012 What's a good ice breaking joke? How do you define trust? Two cannibals in a sixty-nine.
21st Century Fox Posted 5 July 2012 Posted 5 July 2012 Another good ice breaker, is to go to the nearest ice cream van and buy just a cone, no ice cream. Then walk up to a couple of girls and say "Have you ever seen Two Girls, One Cup? No? Then tonight's going to be all new for you".
MooseBreath Posted 5 July 2012 Posted 5 July 2012 I'm in Paphos mate, strangely enough there's alot of fat blokes here who seem to have cracking birds with them! Why's that strange? Anyone has a better chance than you while you can't even say hello. A fat bloke with a bit of confidence will plough many more fields than a good looking guy who can't even open his mouth. Learn this now, young one. Learn it now.
Libertine Dream Posted 5 July 2012 Posted 5 July 2012 Any chance of your expansion slot accepting a plug-in?
Tom17LCFC Posted 5 July 2012 Posted 5 July 2012 Please don't just walk up to her and tell her a joke hahaha. I'm assuming there's a bar by the pool? Go and buy her a drink when she's there or something. Good luck anyway!
jonthefox Posted 5 July 2012 Posted 5 July 2012 Just grab her tits. But make sure you do it in front of a policeman for an extra bit of spice.
The Doctor Posted 5 July 2012 Posted 5 July 2012 Jokes are lame, things I like to break the ice with are: Have you ever wondered what blood smells like? Don't you think it's weird that we walk around with all these organs in us but we never get to look at them? You know when your cat dies and you bury it in the garden, have you ever been so drunk you've dug it back up? You've gotta follow this advice OP, sure-fire way of getting girls. Oh, and if you do manage to get talking with them then this thread has all the advice you need.
kyleolly Posted 5 July 2012 Posted 5 July 2012 Is anybody dated a girl while on holiday before? One step at a time you've not even spoke to her yet or even chose your victim.
sphericalfox Posted 5 July 2012 Posted 5 July 2012 After Leicestertool's Euros behaviour, I'm taking the opportunity to bow out of this thread. It's just faaaaar too easy. It's all there for the taking, but as a grown up, I'll have to act one. Good luck on your endeavours. Bring some sunshine back with you.
The Doctor Posted 5 July 2012 Posted 5 July 2012 Any other tips? Rohypnol. Only way your tip will be of any use.
FoxesAreBlue Posted 5 July 2012 Posted 5 July 2012 My brother went on a lads holiday, seen a bird out who he re of used from the hotel and his first words to her we're this: "I know your going back to the hotel, you know your going back to the hotel, let's just fvck off now before anyone sees" It's a balls out approach but it worked for him, took her straight to his room and "nailed her to the wall" (his words)
FoxesAreBlue Posted 5 July 2012 Posted 5 July 2012 Haha probably, I doubt she was girlfriend material ur my brother is 19, on a lads holiday, young, dumb and full of cum. Any old rotter would have done for him I think
Vacamion Posted 5 July 2012 Posted 5 July 2012 Best opening gambits: "Remember my name. You'll be making a statement to Police about it later" "Hey Baby. I could give you 8 inches and make you bleed - yes, I could do it four times and punch you in the nose" "You can hang your goggles off THIS" "[Arnie] You have been targetted for spermination [/Arnie]" "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me. Behind that skip over there. Oh go on, just give me a chewie, then, you fookin lezza" "You know, sweetheart, I can hardly see your moustache in this candlelight" "To say I love the Foo Fighters would only be partly true..." "I saw you by the pool earlier. I've been watching you. Your every move. You look delicious. FFffffffFffffffFFFFFffffffffFFFFFF" "Ah isn't Greece wonderful. They used to bum youths here 2000 years ago. Anyway, what's your name, darlin??" Best of British Luck!
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