AdamN Posted 5 August 2012 Posted 5 August 2012 That's surely not healthy. You've seen him have you? What did your mates think of him?
Guest Bilo Posted 5 August 2012 Posted 5 August 2012 I bet Leicesterpool has cracked at least one out over Jess Ennis' peachy little bum in the past hour.
AoWW Posted 5 August 2012 Posted 5 August 2012 You've seen him have you? What did your mates think of him? We were busy checking out his Dad.
Ian W LCFC Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 This thread started off with us trying to help him pull this girl, Now it is just us ripping him apart because a girl was checking out his Dad when he thought it was him!
Vacamion Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 So she looked at Leicesterpool, then looked at his Dad, bit her bottom lip in a sultry manner and uttered breathlessly the words: 'Get your c0ck ready lads.... Ready?' Leicesterpool: 'SPLAT!!!!' Leicesterpool's Dad: 'Pluh....' [he's had prostate trouble] The End
Leicesterpool Posted 6 August 2012 Author Posted 6 August 2012 This thread started off with us trying to help him pull this girl, Now it is just us ripping him apart because a girl was checking out his Dad when he thought it was him! She hardly looked at my dad!
Jimothy Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 She hardly looked at my dad! Maybe she had a wonky eye.
KFS Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 Tip for the lads in the nightclubs, spray aftershave on your ears! Something so small can reap so many rewards
Leicesterpool Posted 6 August 2012 Author Posted 6 August 2012 I covered me in aftershave but it wore off by the time i reached the town, this reminds me of something..
chuck'em Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 She hardly looked at my dad! Too busy looking at his weird kid in the Spiderman costume?
Wycombe Fox Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 If your Dad hasn't already nailed her, go over to her and say "Hello Little Toe". Keep referring to her as 'Little Toe'. Eventually she'll ask why you're calling her by that term. Then reply "Because I'm going to bang you on my coffee table later"
Guest Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 Leicesterpool is definitely middle-aged. He may have been out with his father however.
Fox92 Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 Leicesterpool is definitely middle-aged. He's 18 according to his birth date on his profile?
glenny_fox Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 Too busy looking at his weird kid in the Spiderman costume? I bet Leicesterpool really regrets making that thread
Corky Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 He's 18 according to his birth date on his profile? I thought he was 14
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 "do you and your mates want a poll" This properly made me laugh, amazing
Guest Col city fan Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 What you got to lose? She can only say yes (result!) or no (well maybe 'go Fook yourself') If its the latter, walk away with the knowledge that at least you've had the bollox to ask.
Mee Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 I don't think so, because when I looked over i seen her looking at me and she wants pointing her mates to me, plus when she walked past me she looked directly in my eyes. Are you sure your dad didn't unleash hell into her last week, and she was pointing and telling her mates about the hero who gave her the biggest climax of her life?
Wymsey Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 Sorry, but you're an idiot for not 'getting in there'. Being shy and didn't have the guts to 'get closer/more involved' is certainly a no-no in this type of situation. 'F'.
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