Zingari Posted 6 July 2012 Posted 6 July 2012 Remember a work xmas party a few years back and had a bird there I had fancied for years, few wines etc etc started flowing and as the all the boring speeches by all the management were about to come up I decided to ask her to come for a drink at the bar, she said yes knowing it was going to get out out of listening to this bollocks for an hour. Went into the main hotel bar and had a couple of shots etc and it started getting a bit flirty. That point I just thought "fcuk it" and blurted out I had fancied her for ages, she had a bloke so I wasnt expecting anything but before I knew anything had happened we were all over each other in the lift, got into her room and her mate was sat there who she was sharing with, she asked us what we were doing and laughed so I said "why dont you watch?" - she was right up for it. It was brilliant, I'd gone within 15 minutes from the most boring thing in the world to shagging the girl I'd liked for a long time with her mate getting off on it in the same room. One point I was shagging her on the bed and her mate was licking my balls from behind, heaven. Finished off after about 20 minutes (somehow) and we all went back down to the conference room with no one any the wiser to what had happened. One of the best nights of my life looking back. edit: Just realised the thread title says "shy", missed that. did anyone else end up snogging her later that night ?
cambridgefox Posted 6 July 2012 Posted 6 July 2012 Remember a work xmas party a few years back and had a bird there I had fancied for years, few wines etc etc started flowing and as the all the boring speeches by all the management were about to come up I decided to ask her to come for a drink at the bar, she said yes knowing it was going to get out out of listening to this bollocks for an hour. Went into the main hotel bar and had a couple of shots etc and it started getting a bit flirty. That point I just thought "fcuk it" and blurted out I had fancied her for ages, she had a bloke so I wasnt expecting anything but before I knew anything had happened we were all over each other in the lift, got into her room and her mate was sat there who she was sharing with, she asked us what we were doing and laughed so I said "why dont you watch?" - she was right up for it. It was brilliant, I'd gone within 15 minutes from the most boring thing in the world to shagging the girl I'd liked for a long time with her mate getting off on it in the same room. One point I was shagging her on the bed and her mate was licking my balls from behind, heaven. Finished off after about 20 minutes (somehow) and we all went back down to the conference room with no one any the wiser to what had happened. One of the best nights of my life looking back. edit: Just realised the thread title says "shy", missed that. How odd I remember doing room service some years back and walked into a room with a guy in full throng with her mate watching.not wanting to miss out,I sneaked up to the guy from behind and was licking his balls.you were right it was heaven,got up and left and he was none the wiser.
Guest Posted 6 July 2012 Posted 6 July 2012 How odd I remember doing room service some years back and walked into a room with a guy in full throng with her mate watching.not wanting to miss out,I sneaked up to the guy from behind and was licking his balls.you were right it was heaven,got up and left and he was none the wiser.
Zingari Posted 6 July 2012 Posted 6 July 2012 How odd I remember doing room service some years back and walked into a room with a guy in full throng with her mate watching.not wanting to miss out,I sneaked up to the guy from behind and was licking his balls.you were right it was heaven,got up and left and he was none the wiser. Tell him the truth CF . It was your labrador that actually did the licking !
cambridgefox Posted 6 July 2012 Posted 6 July 2012 Tell him the truth CF . It was your labrador that actually did the licking ! Looking at him,I think those girls needed the Labrador.
Ian W LCFC Posted 7 July 2012 Posted 7 July 2012 So how did it go mate, or havent you seen her since?
Leicesterpool Posted 7 July 2012 Author Posted 7 July 2012 So how did it go mate, or havent you seen her since? Still nothing happened though to be fair I've hardly seen neither, I think one of them as gone home however I've still seen her mate walking round the town, the other one is only two doors along on this corridor! but I haven't been near enough to speak to her. Seen round once or twice but from a distance, anymore advice? Also another problem I think her mate as got the hots for me because she stares at me a lot, trust me her mate is even ugly than Susan Boyle!
Libertine Dream Posted 7 July 2012 Posted 7 July 2012 So the masses of constructive help on here was worthless
The Year Of The Fox Posted 7 July 2012 Posted 7 July 2012 Great thread this. My advice is never turn down a shag, you'll never know when your next onewill be! Can't say I've really had a shy girl experience. I spent my full week in benidorm a few years back trying to nob what turned out to be a virgin! Seemed well up for it in the clubs each night we met but then when it came to the crunch...! Isn't it funny how all the opportunities arise whilst you're off the market. Had a BBQ a few years ago at this stunning birds house, at the end of the night she asked me to stay. Stupidly/sensibly I said no as I had a missis. Saw her at her workplace the other day and I was so gutted id turned her down. Another asked me to go over hers after a night out which I turned down as id just got with the current girlfriend. N when you're single no girl wants to know!
Craig Posted 7 July 2012 Posted 7 July 2012 Still nothing happened though to be fair I've hardly seen neither, I think one of them as gone home however I've still seen her mate walking round the town, the other one is only two doors along on this corridor! but I haven't been near enough to speak to her. Seen round once or twice but from a distance, anymore advice? Also another problem I think her mate as got the hots for me because she stares at me a lot, trust me her mate is even ugly than Susan Boyle! Note with phone number under door. First move that places the ball firmly in her court.
Corky Posted 7 July 2012 Posted 7 July 2012 Seen round once or twice but from a distance, anymore advice? Binoculars.
Leicesterpool Posted 7 July 2012 Author Posted 7 July 2012 Note with phone number under door. First move that places the ball firmly in her court. That's a good plan, my only concern is she might think a serial killer is stalker her and give the number to the police and I could get banged up for five years. Plus she could give the phone number to her boyfriend if she's got one. Also there's three birds in that room I would say the other one isn't bad looking either but the third one is fat and ugly!
Leicester_Loyal Posted 7 July 2012 Posted 7 July 2012 Great thread this. My advice is never turn down a shag, you'll never know when your next onewill be! Can't say I've really had a shy girl experience. I spent my full week in benidorm a few years back trying to nob what turned out to be a virgin! Seemed well up for it in the clubs each night we met but then when it came to the crunch...! Isn't it funny how all the opportunities arise whilst you're off the market. Had a BBQ a few years ago at this stunning birds house, at the end of the night she asked me to stay. Stupidly/sensibly I said no as I had a missis. Saw her at her workplace the other day and I was so gutted id turned her down. Another asked me to go over hers after a night out which I turned down as id just got with the current girlfriend. N when you're single no girl wants to know! So ****ing true. Yet when you've got a bird they all want you.
The Year Of The Fox Posted 7 July 2012 Posted 7 July 2012 So ****ing true. Yet when you've got a bird they all want you. It must be the chase they like!
jonthefox Posted 7 July 2012 Posted 7 July 2012 So ****ing true. Yet when you've got a bird they all want you. Pretend you haven't got one then.
Leicesterpool Posted 7 July 2012 Author Posted 7 July 2012 I remember I used to know this bloke at college who was 21 and he was engaged to be married to this other girl at college, anyway while he was going out with her, he was shagging many other girls, never caught out until one day his girlfriend found his phone and discovered all the text messages from all the girls he'd been shagging for the last few months, when she tried to leave him, he knocked her about, poor girl! I'm glad to say he's now serving his time in prison.
FoxyPV Posted 7 July 2012 Posted 7 July 2012 Don't put your number under the door because the likely that she'll ring it is slim.
Legend_in_blue Posted 7 July 2012 Posted 7 July 2012 Still nothing happened though to be fair I've hardly seen neither, I think one of them as gone home however I've still seen her mate walking round the town, the other one is only two doors along on this corridor! but I haven't been near enough to speak to her. Seen round once or twice but from a distance, anymore advice? Also another problem I think her mate as got the hots for me because she stares at me a lot, trust me her mate is even ugly than Susan Boyle! Maybe she's staring at you because she thinks you're staring at her.
FoxyPV Posted 7 July 2012 Posted 7 July 2012 Next time you see her, get your cock out. Girls love that kind of stuff.
Saxondale Posted 7 July 2012 Posted 7 July 2012 Next time you see her, get your cock out. Girls love that kind of stuff. They love what? Penises or erratic behaviour? I'm making notes here.
cambridgefox Posted 7 July 2012 Posted 7 July 2012 Next time you see her, get your cock out. Girls love that kind of stuff. Brilliant.
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