Webbo Posted 5 August 2012 Posted 5 August 2012 I don't think so, because when I looked over i seen her looking at me and she wants pointing her mates to me, plus when she walked past me she looked directly in my eyes. Probably comparing you to your dad.
definitely not finners Posted 5 August 2012 Posted 5 August 2012 No idea why but I'm absolutely roaring at this lol you aren't alone.
Leicesterpool Posted 5 August 2012 Author Posted 5 August 2012 Bit of advice from guys who've got hot girls, how do you actually pull them? What do you say or do?
Webbo Posted 5 August 2012 Posted 5 August 2012 Bit of advice from guys who've got hot girls, how do you actually pull them? What do you say or do? Show them a photo of your dad.
marko Posted 5 August 2012 Posted 5 August 2012 Bit of advice from guys who've got hot girls, how do you actually pull them? What do you say or do? I've always found "fancy a bum?" goes down a treat!
sphericalfox Posted 5 August 2012 Posted 5 August 2012 I don't know ANY 18 yr olds who watch Only Fools and Horses & the Boys from the Black Stuff. Have you accidentally walked through from time slip with your Dad? You didn't use the Hot Tub perchance?
Guest Bilo Posted 5 August 2012 Posted 5 August 2012 Bit of advice from guys who've got hot girls, how do you actually pull them? What do you say or do? If you're ugly as fvck and have no personality, just flash the cash.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 5 August 2012 Posted 5 August 2012 @Leicesterpool - Just go over, wink and shout 'YOU'RE DROP DEAD SEXY!' Her knickers will be positively water-logged.
Guest Bilo Posted 5 August 2012 Posted 5 August 2012 @Leicesterpool - Just go over, wink and shout 'YOU'RE DROP DEAD SEXY!' Her knickers will be positively water-logged. I concur. The last time I told a bird she was drop dead sexy my cock ended up looking like a Pepperami.
EnderbyFox Posted 5 August 2012 Posted 5 August 2012 Bit of advice from guys who've got hot girls, how do you actually pull them? What do you say or do? Rohypnol works a treat, the girls love it
Guest Bilo Posted 5 August 2012 Posted 5 August 2012 Roses are red Violets are blue I've got a knife Now get in the fooking van! Birds love poetry.
Ian W LCFC Posted 5 August 2012 Posted 5 August 2012 Roses are red Violets are blue I've got a knife Now get in the fooking van! Birds love poetry. Even better if it rhymes!
Charl91 Posted 5 August 2012 Posted 5 August 2012 Bit of advice from guys who've got hot girls, how do you actually pull them? What do you say or do? There's a few lines which never fails to woo the ladies. The 'have you seen my dog? I think it ran into that cheap hotel room over there' works a charm. There's also the tried and tested "Does this smell like Rohypnol to you?". Failing both of those, just give her a compliment. Something like "Nice shoes, want to fvck?".
Raw Dykes Posted 5 August 2012 Posted 5 August 2012 I don't know ANY 18 yr olds who watch Only Fools and Horses & the Boys from the Black Stuff. Have you accidentally walked through from time slip with your Dad? You didn't use the Hot Tub perchance? It's bizarre! I've noticed he also likes Carry On films and Rick Astley. I really think we might have found a link to the past here. Leicesterpool, tell us more about life in 1987. What's at the top of the charts at the moment? Tell us about the main news stories in the week you're in. Would you like to hear about all the advances in technology in the next 25 years?
cambridgefox Posted 5 August 2012 Posted 5 August 2012 What about"do you have an aviary,because you look like you've had a cockatoo "
Charl91 Posted 5 August 2012 Posted 5 August 2012 Or "They call me Usain Bolt - I can finish in under ten seconds". Chicks dig that, and it also compliments the olympic theme of the country, making you seem extra thoughtful.
Guest Bilo Posted 5 August 2012 Posted 5 August 2012 If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
Craig Posted 5 August 2012 Posted 5 August 2012 Didn't you pull Jessica Ennis? No, she was just waving at him on television last night whilst discussing with Johnson-Thompson how attractive he is.
Corky Posted 5 August 2012 Posted 5 August 2012 No, she was just waving at him on television last night whilst discussing with Johnson-Thompson how attractive he is. I can just picture Leicesterpool watching that, getting all excited in his Nuneaton Borough boxers.
cambridgefox Posted 5 August 2012 Posted 5 August 2012 Do you work for parcel force because I swear you were checking out my package.
AoWW Posted 5 August 2012 Posted 5 August 2012 I can just picture Leicesterpool watching that, getting all excited in his Nuneaton Borough boxers. That's surely not healthy.
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