Guest Bilo Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 Very little. Well I'd be up for taking him to 'Dam if you were. You, me, Roo Fox and Smuts getting him sorted.
21st Century Fox Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 I've just seen what he posted in the What Are You Listening To? thread.... **** me!
Guest Bilo Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 I fcking love Urban Dictionary! (Verb): When a girl is giving a guy head, and right before he comes into her mouth, he pushes her away, and comes into his hand, and throws it at the girls face, and says "SPIDER-MAN!" Girl: "hey- wha-?" Boy: "SPIDER-MAN!"
glenny_fox Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 I fcking love Urban Dictionary! (Verb): When a girl is giving a guy head, and right before he comes into her mouth, he pushes her away, and comes into his hand, and throws it at the girls face, and says "SPIDER-MAN!" Girl: "hey- wha-?" Boy: "SPIDER-MAN!" Hulk Smash is a better one Hulk Smash 357 up, 227 down The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.
Guest Bilo Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 Batman 213 up, 58 down While having sex doggy style, you have to subtly grab the drapes and tie them around your neck to make a mantle (works best with dark or black drapes). When its done you now start to hummm the batman song. From that you continue until your partner notice you are humuming and when (s)he ask what you are doing you start signing out loud, Batman, Batman.
HEGGSY Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 To be fair Leicesterpool, if you dressed up as Spiderman, you might be a hit on uniformdating.com.
HEGGSY Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 I've just seen what he posted in the What Are You Listening To? thread.... **** me! Brilliant. Christ.
Leicesterpool Posted 6 August 2012 Author Posted 6 August 2012 A lot of dirty minded people, probably virgins themselves!
Guest Col city fan Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 Wow kid, you are properly desperate to lose your virginity. It sure does sound like he needs his leg over!
Wymsey Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 Fvck me, is this how Foxestalk can really affect certain members, when they become addicted being on here? Reminds me of rehab (here). No sign of improvement them. This is the first thread I've been on for a few months, but it convinces me Foxestalk is still a 'dangerous' territory in terms of how certain members are being/posting. Adios again......
chuck'em Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 Fvck me, is this how Foxestalk can really affect certain members, when they become addicted being on here? Reminds me of rehab (here). No sign of improvement them. This is the first thread I've been on for a few months, but it convinces me Foxestalk is still a 'dangerous' territory in terms of how certain members are being/posting. Adios again...... He's alive!
Guest Bilo Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 Fvck me, is this how Foxestalk can really affect certain members, when they become addicted being on here? Reminds me of rehab (here). No sign of improvement them. This is the first thread I've been on for a few months, but it convinces me Foxestalk is still a 'dangerous' territory in terms of how certain members are being/posting. Adios again...... How's that bird you took on a date? Did you get your balls milked?
Rincewind Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 Doubt it would make much difference with me for getting the women. I'd still be ugly as feck. I'd do better keeping my mask on. I would have to have a zip in my tights though.
glenny_fox Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 Doubt it would make much difference with me for getting the women. I'd still be ugly as feck. I'd do better keeping my mask on. I would have to have a zip in my tights though. Just put in a cafeter and you should be sorted.
Fox92 Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 Fvck me, is this how Foxestalk can really affect certain members, when they become addicted being on here? Reminds me of rehab (here). No sign of improvement them. This is the first thread I've been on for a few months, but it convinces me Foxestalk is still a 'dangerous' territory in terms of how certain members are being/posting. Adios again...... Wait, you could help him. I remember your thread. On the other hand, I suppose we can tell the search party to stop
21st Century Fox Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 Now here's a man who knows his way around a fanny.
Legend_in_blue Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 If you take this thought into the hottest celebs thread... Actually, don't.
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 Say you were spiderman for example your roaming around the country rescuing people and all that, would you eventually reveal for identity on purpose. If you did why? To claim all the glory, to get every girl in the world to want yer, people would respect yer, to get the girl of your dreams, to get a knighthood.. Give me some reasons. Also if you didn't? I do this all the time, but don't like to reveal my identity! :blink:
The Doctor Posted 6 August 2012 Posted 6 August 2012 I might if I was something cool like catwoman. Spiderman is so gay. Spiderman is gay, but catwoman is all levels of manliness.
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