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A place for you to post all of the facts which you previously didn't know.

Before today I didn't know Sir Menzies Campbell, former Lib Dem leader, was an athlete who represented Britain at the Tokyo Olympics.

Anyone else got anything strange or unusual that they have learnt recently?

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Don't get involved with the missis' work issus. Even if the resident there told everyone he wanks over her. Obviously she was upset, and I saw him down the local last night and tried latching onto our group. Told him to do one but the repercussions could be bad

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The aquitaine flag is a leopard with a blue tongue - plantagenet linked.

Aquitaine was part of England from 1152 to 1453 when it was ceded to France.

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that Jimmy Saville was allegedly a nonce!

Just read about the ITV documentary , a little SAD but potentially true.

I also found out today Dunhelm instructions for fitting venetian blinds are Cr@! , which nearly only nearly spoilt my LCFC Won yesterday Sunday !

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That the average NFL game features only 10 minutes 43 seconds (average) of action. Adverts account for nearly 60 minutes of the three hour affair, the bulk of the time is spent of either replays or shots of the players huddling.

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Drinking ridiculous amounts of alcohol last night does not feel so good the next day.

(ok so I may actually already know this but I seem to re-learn every sunday morning)

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Don't get involved with the missis' work issus. Even if the resident there told everyone he wanks over her. Obviously she was upset, and I saw him down the local last night and tried latching onto our group. Told him to do one but the repercussions could be bad

What's wrong with the bitch?

Stellar compliment that is.

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Do not follow a friend who is drunk!... So, my flatmate gets thrown out of the nightclub we were in, for nearly fighting, but I can't leave him because of his condition, so we try and walk back to our halls. Two hours later, we're still walking. He turns to me and says "mate, which idiot pointed us in this direction?" I say; "you!" Took ages to get back, pretty sure we walked to Burnley and back lol Was interesting though, met some new people anyway.

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That the AA are awesome and that the battery in my car is fvcked, not a good time to find out as I had just loaded the car to move house.

In other news the Greeks invented democracy, but only for free men, not women or slaves, the magna carter means: great charter, Socrates was sentenced to death for speaking openly.

And finally, Blow jobs are awesome, well I didn't learn that today, but it is always nice to be reminded, I had pretty much forgotten.

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Jimi Hendrix was once in the Isley Brothers

I've just looked and read this, didn't know that either. Was when we was unknown, but still.

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Do not follow a friend who is drunk!... So, my flatmate gets thrown out of the nightclub we were in, for nearly fighting, but I can't leave him because of his condition, so we try and walk back to our halls. Two hours later, we're still walking. He turns to me and says "mate, which idiot pointed us in this direction?" I say; "you!" Took ages to get back, pretty sure we walked to Burnley and back lol Was interesting though, met some new people anyway.

taxi

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Do not follow a friend who is drunk!... So, my flatmate gets thrown out of the nightclub we were in, for nearly fighting, but I can't leave him because of his condition, so we try and walk back to our halls. Two hours later, we're still walking. He turns to me and says "mate, which idiot pointed us in this direction?" I say; "you!" Took ages to get back, pretty sure we walked to Burnley and back lol Was interesting though, met some new people anyway.

Stick them in a taxi and go back inside. Always.

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If you start drinking on a Sunday night then make sure you have enough to enable you to reach peak buzz.

Looks like I'm going to have to dive into the medical cabinet again.

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If you start drinking on a Sunday night then make sure you have enough to enable you to reach peak buzz.

Looks like I'm going to have to dive into the medical cabinet again.

I've got some clean sharps if the situation in the medical cabinet deteriorates.

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I've got some clean sharps if the situation in the medical cabinet deteriorates.

I have everything from opiates to benzodiazepines.

I'm good.

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