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Happy Valentine's Day Foxestalk, I wrote you a poem.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm posting on my phone

Whilst doing a poo.

So what are you and yours doing for this ridiculous hallmark holiday? Any forced big romantic gestures? Or do any of you singletons out there have a Valentine's message for another poster?

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Happy Valentine's Day Foxestalk, I wrote you a poem.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I'm posting on my phone

Whilst doing a poo.

So what are you and yours doing for this ridiculous hallmark holiday? Any forced big romantic gestures? Or do any of you singletons out there have a Valentine's message for another poster?

Personally i love you all.

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Roses are red

Violets are blue

We are the people

And big jock knew

Oh **** off would you?

It's a Valentines Day thread on a Leicester City internet forum.

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Oh **** off would you?

It's a Valentines Day thread on a Leicester City internet forum.

lol You can't beat throwing a Big Jock Knew comment into any random place.

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Mrs moose woke me up with a cup of coffee and promises of chocolate, then she came back with a single two-stick kit Kat from the draw. So in return I promised her some chocolate, nipped to the shop and came back with a tub of cocoa powder.

Pure love.

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One for Leicesterpool to Ennis....

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Be my valentine, I'm waiting for you.

Blood is red,

Bruises are blue,

JUST SAY YES!

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Roses are red,

Violets are glorious,

Don't try to surprise,

Oscar Pistorious.

Posted

i got a valentine's day card with a 15 quid M&S voucher from my Honda garage today .I think they must love me :)

New Blue Harbour Chinos for me later :thumbup:

Posted

My wife and I refuse to do anything at all for it, which has got me a reputation in the office of being grumpy and tight.

Probably about right, in fairness.

:yesyes::P

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Please please please spaff on my tits, P.S and on my face.

That is the best Valentines message ever, got to love the Inbetweeners.

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Valentine’s Day Love

As she walked in to the room

The air filled with the smell of lilacs.

Sweet music drifted to my ears,

As she walked in to the room.

As she walked in to the room

My heart skipped a thousand beats.

My eyes saw the world’s beauty,

As she walked in to the room.

As she walked in to the room

Her smile enlightened my day.

Her shining hair moved my emotions,

As she walked in to the room.

As she walked in to the room

She embraced a young man nearby.

My dreams awoke me to reality …

As they walked out of the room.

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