Jakemoore Posted 4 April 2013 Posted 4 April 2013 I had a dream last night that I scored the winning goal at Wembley for City in the FA cup final v Forest. The only problem was, the dream was far too real for me, I've woken up with a battered toe because the sweet volley I hit was just that, a hit. I'm not sure who came off worse, myself or the radiator. Anyway, dad told me a very similar story where he kicked a wall in his sleep playing for Leicester, I wondered if this is quite common, do share...
ian1984summer Posted 4 April 2013 Posted 4 April 2013 i had a dream i scored with megan fox. it too was far too real and i woke up with wet pants.
Buzzell Posted 4 April 2013 Posted 4 April 2013 I had a weird dream last night that I was the new owner of Sosho Nightclub. Very weird
flowwolf Posted 4 April 2013 Posted 4 April 2013 I kicked my wife in the head once in bed. It was revenge for turning me down for sex an hour earlier. I told her exactly the same story and thankfully she believed me . Hope to god she never reads this though.
Guest kristianity77 Posted 4 April 2013 Posted 4 April 2013 Ive had a dream once that luckily I didnt remember, but I heard myself when I woke up say the words "Dot Cotton" and I had a bit of a chubby on to boot. Weird!
MooseBreath Posted 4 April 2013 Posted 4 April 2013 I used to have wildly realistic wet dreams all the time and come to think of it my little sister did always seem to be walking with a bit of a limp. She never complained though. But it could explain why she never told anyone the identity of the father of the baby she had when she was 11.
Happy Fox Posted 4 April 2013 Posted 4 April 2013 I used to have dreams about Shania Twain back in the day.
Callabinho Posted 4 April 2013 Posted 4 April 2013 Mine was a diving header against Man U, F.A cup final. Subsequently woke up at the foot on the staircase.
Tielemans63 Posted 4 April 2013 Posted 4 April 2013 I dreamt that my dad had the end of his nose circumcised. Beat that bitches....
Webbo Posted 4 April 2013 Posted 4 April 2013 I had a dream last night that we were playing Cov in the quarter final of the cup at the Ricoh but when I turned up MON who was Cov's manager had called the game off because he was sulking about what someone had said in the Sun.Are there any dream analysers on here?
Tielemans63 Posted 4 April 2013 Posted 4 April 2013 Actually there is a City - related dream I have every now and again. We're back at the old Filbo, I'm late getting to the ground so the game has started. I can hear all the chants etc but as I wander around the bowels of the ground I really can't find the right gate to enter. I wander around for ages and can hear the crowd cheer as City score. I eventually find the right gate but as I do the whistle goes and everyone starts flooding out and I then end up stood outside the ground swearing my head off that I missed an entire game. Sometimes I give up trying to find the right gate and just start walking away from the stadium - in that version City always score as soon as I get about 60 yards away!
Finnegan Posted 4 April 2013 Posted 4 April 2013 I used to have wildly realistic wet dreams all the time and come to think of it my little sister did always seem to be walking with a bit of a limp. She never complained though. But it could explain why she never told anyone the identity of the father of the baby she had when she was 11. I'd leave the TBJS act to TBJS, chap.
dynamark Posted 4 April 2013 Posted 4 April 2013 Anxiety Paddy I have a similar one where im trying to put a golf tee into the ground but cant find anywhere to put it and have room for a swing
gerrytaggart Posted 4 April 2013 Posted 4 April 2013 i had a recent dream that we reached the PO final but were playing sh1t (against dull). I started a slow chant like this "we - are - les - ta, we - are - les - taaa, we - are - les - ta, we - are - les - taaaaarrrrrrrr". we went on to win the game and everyone knew it was solely down to me and my magic chant!.
Tielemans63 Posted 4 April 2013 Posted 4 April 2013 Anxiety Paddy I have a similar one where im trying to put a golf tee into the ground but cant find anywhere to put it and have room for a swing Sounds about right! Glad I'm not the only nutcase on here
ealingfox Posted 4 April 2013 Posted 4 April 2013 I had a dream where I was Yakubu playing for us. When I woke up I hadn't moved at all or done anything, but there was a goal with a dozen footballs in it on the other side of my room. Weird.
raba Posted 4 April 2013 Posted 4 April 2013 I broke two fingers & chipped a knuckle bouncing on my bed airpumping after dreaming I won money. I was 12 at the time & was more pissed that I wasn't rich than having a stupid sleep induced injury
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 4 April 2013 Posted 4 April 2013 I keep falling out of bed. Last time I gashed my ear on the corner of the bedside cabinet. Never scored for Leicester though.
Captain... Posted 4 April 2013 Posted 4 April 2013 I managed to kick the top bunk when dreaming of being bitten by a snake on the foot, stubbed my toe pretty bad and woke up the fella sleeping above.
Burmesefox Posted 4 April 2013 Posted 4 April 2013 Ive had a dream once that luckily I didnt remember, but I heard myself when I woke up say the words "Dot Cotton" and I had a bit of a chubby on to boot. Weird! nice one.
Burmesefox Posted 4 April 2013 Posted 4 April 2013 I had a dream I was Andy King once.......I drifted into the middle of the bed and no one could find me for an hour and a half.
leicesterlad1989 Posted 4 April 2013 Posted 4 April 2013 I had a dream I was Andy King once.......I drifted into the middle of the bed and no one could find me for an hour and a half.
leicesterlad1989 Posted 4 April 2013 Posted 4 April 2013 I also have had a football related dream. Scored a screamer and consquently toe poked the wall seriously hard, so I feel your pain! Also a couple of months back I dreamt we won the playoff final. The game ended 4-3 but I'm not sure who we played. Dreaming in general - I think I am a violent sleeper. I punched the ex on more than one occasion (not the reason why she's my ex, she did end it for footballing reasons tho!) and I've also attacked my t.v and headbutted my door running out of bed! God I'm a weirdo.. *Edit - I punched the ex when I was sleeping, just to clarify. No domestic violence in my household.
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