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Wood you believe that!

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Let's examine these fine characters:

The Ginger kid on the left with the specs - I don't think I know anybody who couldn't take this character in a fight. Infants, young children, the elderly and the disabled - all acquaintances of mine and all far more physically imposing than this guy who is giving it large to four fully grown men. You have to admire his balls. Except of course, you can't, because they're yet to drop.

Child 2 in the maroon - Maroon is an interesting and controversial look. I used to have a school jumper that was maroon so the only logical conclusion is that this chap has decided to wear his school jumper to the game. Less vindictive than his mate from chess club to his right, he has gone with the "shocked face and point" to demonstrate his dismay that the completely regular act of a goal being celebrated is happening right in front of him. Controversial given the real anger in the eyes of his chum, this guy looks like he's outraged because he needs to be seen to be. If you're reading this mate, you don't need to be scared of your pal. Please refer to point 1.

Mouth open guy - Can only assume TBJS is giving him the big thumbs up from the row behind.

Middle-aged guy - Feel a bit sorry for him, he seems to be finding the whole thing quite funny. Move your season ticket mate.

Sky Sports Face - From what I can make out this guy might be the missing link. Unable to support the weight of his three chins, he has let his face hang to the point that I fear it may never go back to normal. Instead, a life of permanently looking like you've been told that your dog has been run over awaits.

Absolute superb lol

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Let's examine these fine characters:

The Ginger kid on the left with the specs - I don't think I know anybody who couldn't take this character in a fight. Infants, young children, the elderly and the disabled - all acquaintances of mine and all far more physically imposing than this guy who is giving it large to four fully grown men. You have to admire his balls. Except of course, you can't, because they're yet to drop.

Child 2 in the maroon - Maroon is an interesting and controversial look. I used to have a school jumper that was maroon so the only logical conclusion is that this chap has decided to wear his school jumper to the game. Less vindictive than his mate from chess club to his right, he has gone with the "shocked face and point" to demonstrate his dismay that the completely regular act of a goal being celebrated is happening right in front of him. Controversial given the real anger in the eyes of his chum, this guy looks like he's outraged because he needs to be seen to be. If you're reading this mate, you don't need to be scared of your pal. Please refer to point 1.

Mouth open guy - Can only assume TBJS is giving him the big thumbs up from the row behind.

Middle-aged guy - Feel a bit sorry for him, he seems to be finding the whole thing quite funny. Move your season ticket mate.

Sky Sports Face - From what I can make out this guy might be the missing link. Unable to support the weight of his three chins, he has let his face hang to the point that I fear it may never go back to normal. Instead, a life of permanently looking like you've been told that your dog has been run over awaits.

Utter genius, post this on the Watford site

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Let's examine these fine characters:

The Ginger kid on the left with the specs - I don't think I know anybody who couldn't take this character in a fight. Infants, young children, the elderly and the disabled - all acquaintances of mine and all far more physically imposing than this guy who is giving it large to four fully grown men. You have to admire his balls. Except of course, you can't, because they're yet to drop.

 

Child 2 in the maroon - Maroon is an interesting and controversial look. I used to have a school jumper that was maroon so the only logical conclusion is that this chap has decided to wear his school jumper to the game. Less vindictive than his mate from chess club to his right, he has gone with the "shocked face and point" to demonstrate his dismay that the completely regular act of a goal being celebrated is happening right in front of him. Controversial given the real anger in the eyes of his chum, this guy looks like he's outraged because he needs to be seen to be. If you're reading this mate, you don't need to be scared of your pal. Please refer to point 1.

 

Mouth open guy - Can only assume TBJS is giving him the big thumbs up from the row behind.

 

Middle-aged guy - Feel a bit sorry for him, he seems to be finding the whole thing quite funny. Move your season ticket mate.

 

Sky Sports Face - From what I can make out this guy might be the missing link. Unable to support the weight of his three chins, he has let his face hang to the point that I fear it may never go back to normal. Instead, a life of permanently looking like you've been told that your dog has been run over awaits. 

 

Can't stop laughing, funniest post for a long time, would add ginger boy has been round to his Nan's to pick up his birthday present and as for mouth open guy, is that his thumb behind him :whistle:

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I did this too lol

 

So want to find that guy with the blue hood on twitter or summit.

 

Knockaert started mocking them, and all you could see is the lad turn his head point at Knockaert and shout "Fook You"

 

Diddums. 

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Let's examine these fine characters:

The Ginger kid on the left with the specs - I don't think I know anybody who couldn't take this character in a fight. Infants, young children, the elderly and the disabled - all acquaintances of mine and all far more physically imposing than this guy who is giving it large to four fully grown men. You have to admire his balls. Except of course, you can't, because they're yet to drop.

Child 2 in the maroon - Maroon is an interesting and controversial look. I used to have a school jumper that was maroon so the only logical conclusion is that this chap has decided to wear his school jumper to the game. Less vindictive than his mate from chess club to his right, he has gone with the "shocked face and point" to demonstrate his dismay that the completely regular act of a goal being celebrated is happening right in front of him. Controversial given the real anger in the eyes of his chum, this guy looks like he's outraged because he needs to be seen to be. If you're reading this mate, you don't need to be scared of your pal. Please refer to point 1.

Mouth open guy - Can only assume TBJS is giving him the big thumbs up from the row behind.

Middle-aged guy - Feel a bit sorry for him, he seems to be finding the whole thing quite funny. Move your season ticket mate.

Sky Sports Face - From what I can make out this guy might be the missing link. Unable to support the weight of his three chins, he has let his face hang to the point that I fear it may never go back to normal. Instead, a life of permanently looking like you've been told that your dog has been run over awaits.

I reckon the guy laughing is TBJS giving mouth open guy the big thumbs up
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I think ginger hoody lad is a good sort really, he is quite obviously being sponsored for going out to a match wearing something usually only ever seen in a pub on boxing day.

His gran can proudly watch saying "you see that, I knitted him that, took 3 months that did, I dropped stitch twice but managed to disguise it, he doesn't notice though, he's got dodgy vision poor lad", whilst some charity benefits from his brave selfless gesture.

It takes guts to go out in public and on tv dressed as a t**t , I salute you (with two fingers) sonny, or as you're now known nationwide "The Knit- Wit"

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My son went to the game yesterday and he's just called me from Uni.

He said that Wood looks to have put on a bit of weight since he was at Millwall.

He also said, apart from the fluke goal, he pretty much did Jack all, especially in the second half.

Finally, he said Drinkwater had his best game in a City shirt and that the centre back pairing looked phenomenal.

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My son went to the game yesterday and he's just called me from Uni.

He said that Wood looks to have put on a bit of weight since he was at Millwall.

He also said, apart from the fluke goal, he pretty much did Jack all, especially in the second half.

Finally, he said Drinkwater had his best game in a City shirt and that the centre back pairing looked phenomenal.

I thought Wood was pretty busy personally.

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