Saxondale Posted 9 December 2013 Posted 9 December 2013 1) All fat people think they're a bit like Joey from Friends. 2) The X Factor's massive continued popularity is simply because people find familiarity comforting 3) Though the media likes to refer jovially to office Christmas parties (photocopying ones anus, etc.), never in the history of the world has a Christmas party actually taken place in an office or place of work. Add to this list at will.
Captain... Posted 9 December 2013 Posted 9 December 2013 4) This thread will turn into an argument before the end of the first page. 5) Someone will reply to this with "no it won't"
RobHawk Posted 9 December 2013 Posted 9 December 2013 4) This thread will turn into an argument before the end of the first page. 5) Someone will reply to this with "no it won't" No it won't!!!!!
Guest MattP Posted 9 December 2013 Posted 9 December 2013 5) People love the smell of their own farts.
RobHawk Posted 9 December 2013 Posted 9 December 2013 White text Can't see it on my tablet, will check in the morning!
foxfanazer Posted 10 December 2013 Posted 10 December 2013 6) there really is no business like show business
The God Emperor Posted 10 December 2013 Posted 10 December 2013 7) there aint no party like an S club party
The People's Hero Posted 10 December 2013 Posted 10 December 2013 8) When people say 'life is short' it's tempting to ask them what they've other done which is longer.
Zingari Posted 10 December 2013 Posted 10 December 2013 9) Every generation blames the one before, And all of their frustrations come beating on your door.
Saxondale Posted 10 December 2013 Author Posted 10 December 2013 10) There is ALWAYS a little bit more toothpaste left in the tube if you need it.
Jon the Hat Posted 10 December 2013 Posted 10 December 2013 11) a poem is the inevitable result of Ken losing a discussion.
The God Emperor Posted 10 December 2013 Posted 10 December 2013 13) give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. teach a man to fish and you can sell him a rod and a load of unnecessary tat
Guest MattP Posted 10 December 2013 Posted 10 December 2013 14) If you were spanked and disciplined as a child you will suffer from a psychologically condition know as "having respect for others".
Trav Le Bleu Posted 10 December 2013 Posted 10 December 2013 15) If you can't stand the heat, don't go on holiday to Marakesh.
foxfanazer Posted 10 December 2013 Posted 10 December 2013 14) If you were spanked and disciplined as a child you will suffer from a psychologically condition know as "having respect for others".Or Jim fixed it for you
Guest MattP Posted 10 December 2013 Posted 10 December 2013 Or Jim fixed it for you 16) The NHS and the BBC fixed it for Jim.
cambridgefox Posted 10 December 2013 Posted 10 December 2013 15) If you can't stand the heat, don't go on holiday to Marakesh.or if you don't want the shits,my boss has had them for a week since he came back,he openly admitted to us he farted on the way to work and had to turn around and change his pants!
bovril Posted 10 December 2013 Posted 10 December 2013 17) Can't live with them, can't live without them.
jonthefox Posted 10 December 2013 Posted 10 December 2013 18) Everyone's eaten a bogey and wondered if its actually theirs.
Captain... Posted 10 December 2013 Posted 10 December 2013 18) Everyone's eaten a bogey and wondered if its actually theirs.
cambridgefox Posted 10 December 2013 Posted 10 December 2013 19)the majority of picking your nose is done in the car.
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