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Common misperceptions about jobs

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Being in the Media/Advertising does not mean i have access to as much coke, speed or whisky as you need.....Also, I have not hacked your phone.

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On my other half's behalf: if you ever meet a psychologist socially, they're unlikely to be analyzing you or trying to read your mind, unless you're going to give them £150 an hour

I'd imagine that's weird. (I know two as well fantastic people socially) but you're really able to carry out work on someone whenever they choose. I'd probably end up trying to analyse everyone I meet. What's more when you are working you can't physically prove you are lol

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Can't speak for a job as its not my job yet but you'd think for people who sit down at a computer all day (and even all night) programming code at least on my course, more people would wear glasses, unless their all wearing contacts I dont know. I dont wear glasses

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If one more person asks me why their broadband isn't working...

You told me TvAnywhere doesn't buffer!

It's shit! Sort it out!

... And my broadband!

Being an estate agent does not automatically mean I know what will happen with house prices. I do not possess a crystal ball.

Oooooo, where do you work? West End? Mightneed you soon!

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There is a misconception amongst some deluded people that HR departments serve any useful purpose at all.

If was to take over a large company, I would immediately sack the entire HR department and replace them with a Personnel Administrator on £12k a year.

The existing HR Director would be welcome to apply for the new post, but they'd have to give me a bloody good reason why they should get the job over any other unskilled secretary.

 

lol:thumbup:

 

I too, do not get the point of HR or anyone who would have an actual desire to work in HR.

 

Your job is essentially waiting for someone to make a mistake in their job so that you can do your job. Aside from that it seems to be a whole heap of bureaucracy, legislation and boring admin.

 

No-one actually appreciates HR. It's always "I'll have to run that by HR" or "I'm waiting on HR"... :rolleyes:

Posted

Being in the Media/Advertising does not mean i have access to as much coke, speed or whisky as you need, just as much as I need.

 

Fixed it.

Posted

Just because I lurk in the woodland behind your house it doesn't mean I have to pick up the leaves in your garden.

fixed.

being the boss isn't all that. I do not get to go home and forget about it at 5pm.

Posted

Being an estate agent does not automatically mean I know what will happen with house prices. I do not possess a crystal ball.

You'd admit on here to being an estate agent?

Might as well just tell everyone you're a nonce while you're at it.

Posted

You'd admit on here to being an estate agent?

Might as well just tell everyone you're a nonce while you're at it.

Is he a nonce?

*pitchforks out*

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