Carlos88LCFC Posted 13 August 2014 Posted 13 August 2014 Shit joke thread? Splendid. How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? By giving him 'beak' and telling him he's Barry White?
act smiley Posted 13 August 2014 Posted 13 August 2014 I could be wrong but wasn't the Maynard thread around when it was just ten posts to a page? These days it's 20 posts a page these days. Yeah, that's why I went by post numbers not page numbers. Maynards ought to be a unit of measurement. The Slimani thread is only at 53 milliMaynards, for example.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 13 August 2014 Posted 13 August 2014 Roll it in the grass til its Al Green. Alternatively, stick it in the microwave til its Bill Withers.
Brainy Posted 13 August 2014 Author Posted 13 August 2014 No wonder he hasn't signed, here is an article discussing a potential return to Soap http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/soaps/s2/eastenders/news/a546626/ross-kemp-on-eastenders-return-never-say-never.html wtf their heads arent even the same shape, how can they be compared
DB11 Posted 13 August 2014 Posted 13 August 2014 I could be wrong but wasn't the Maynard thread around when it was just ten posts to a page? These days it's 20 posts a page these days. Don't let the Maynard thread batty boys fool you... How many posts in a page is irrelevant to the total number of posts in a thread. Just looked it up and it looks like the main thread was 5853 posts, so at about 2850 at the minute we're currently at 0.487 Maynards.
Simmsy Posted 13 August 2014 Posted 13 August 2014 Deal is off, he didn't like the curled ham sandwiches that Old man Steptoe and Asterix the Gaul gave him.
matty98 Posted 13 August 2014 Posted 13 August 2014 Dr - "Mr cambiasso" Esteban - "I can't be assed yo!" Dr - "ok come back tomorrow" That's been the problem for the past few days. Reasonable source
terry2simmo Posted 13 August 2014 Posted 13 August 2014 This thread should be locked until its confirmed. The stuff being written is just pure shit and not even funny! Or we could keep it open and you could just not go on it? I think you should all get out more .It is like a kids playground.
AKCJ Posted 13 August 2014 Posted 13 August 2014 I think you should all get out more .It is like a kids playground. What do you mean? Really fun?
Danizen Posted 13 August 2014 Posted 13 August 2014 What do you mean? Really fun? What he means is, your erection is very inappropriate.
Carlos88LCFC Posted 13 August 2014 Posted 13 August 2014 Cam bia bia biaso biaso biaso Cam bia bia biaso bia biaso! I've had this tune in my head since the guy wrote it a fair few pages back!
Kitchandro Posted 13 August 2014 Posted 13 August 2014 Right....now we're back: What time is this supposed press conference tomorrow then?
Jace Posted 13 August 2014 Posted 13 August 2014 I think you should all get out more .It is like a kids playground. I think you should go back to school and learn how to use a full stop correctly.
Corky Posted 13 August 2014 Posted 13 August 2014 I think you should all get out more .It is like a kids playground. As opposed to an adults playground?
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 13 August 2014 Posted 13 August 2014 Roll it in the grass til its Al Green. Alternatively, stick it in the microwave til its Bill Withers. Who, thank the Lord, is still - "with us"
Dan Posted 13 August 2014 Posted 13 August 2014 I just heard from my sauce that he's really behind in terms of fitness, and will have to work very hard to ketchup with the rest of the squad.
Carlos88LCFC Posted 13 August 2014 Posted 13 August 2014 Right....now we're back: What time is this supposed press conference tomorrow then? After his medical
Smudge Posted 13 August 2014 Posted 13 August 2014 Shit joke thread? Splendid. How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Give him a Jimmy Dean sausage den e Etta James
jayfox26 Posted 13 August 2014 Posted 13 August 2014 I thought this thread was deleted? it should be its embarrassing. I guess its a way of keeping the kids off the streets though!
chapero82 Posted 13 August 2014 Posted 13 August 2014 it should be its embarrassing. I guess its a way of keeping the kids off the streets though! Tell me about it, I thought something may have developed because it was brought back up but No!
dogadug Posted 13 August 2014 Posted 13 August 2014 it should be its embarrassing. I guess its a way of keeping the kids off the streets though! This is like the 3rd time you've said this. If you don't like it, stay away. The fact that you keep coming back must mean it's entertaining you
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