johnny the fox Posted 17 September 2014 Posted 17 September 2014 http://metro.co.uk/2014/09/16/sailor-raped-with-rubber-chicken-as-part-of-cruel-bastardisation-ritual-4871563/? Ive waited all my life to post this thread.... never trust a sailor from down under..
Danizen Posted 17 September 2014 Posted 17 September 2014 *Serious face* Rape is never fu-PAHAHAHAHA! A RUBBER CHICKEN! A RUBBER ****ING CHICKEN!
Itsthejoeker Posted 17 September 2014 Posted 17 September 2014 Found the culprit He looks like an angry pirate!
johnny the fox Posted 17 September 2014 Author Posted 17 September 2014 He looks like an angry pirate! would get your eyes watering ..
FoxesAreBlue Posted 17 September 2014 Posted 17 September 2014 Pretty sure that's a chicken mate. Open your eyes ffs!
johnny the fox Posted 17 September 2014 Author Posted 17 September 2014 This thread is sponsored by paxo..
Guest MattP Posted 17 September 2014 Posted 17 September 2014 Found the culprit I really don't want to know why that chicken crossed the road...
separator Posted 17 September 2014 Posted 17 September 2014 Bernard Matthews 'Bootiful' takes on a whole new meaning with this story.
Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo Posted 17 September 2014 Posted 17 September 2014 I really don't want to know why that chicken crossed the road... For a bit of anal innit
Rincewind Posted 17 September 2014 Posted 17 September 2014 Do I understand this right? A sailor was raped with an 'iinANIMALte' object?'
VLC86 Posted 18 September 2014 Posted 18 September 2014 Do I understand this right? A sailor was raped with an 'iinANIMALte' object?' Hmmmmmmmm 8/10 for creativity but 2/10 for execution
Asha Posted 18 September 2014 Posted 18 September 2014 iinANIAMLte hahahahaha. Good grief Really enjoyed that pun attempt.
kingcarr21 Posted 18 September 2014 Posted 18 September 2014 Do I understand this right? A sailor was raped with an 'iinANIMALte' object?' i applaud the effort
Mike Oxlong Posted 18 September 2014 Posted 18 September 2014 Hope I've not eaten the evidence as my local Chinese sells rubbery chicken
separator Posted 18 September 2014 Posted 18 September 2014 Do I understand this right? A sailor was raped with an 'iinANIMALte' object?' poultry in motion
johnny the fox Posted 18 September 2014 Author Posted 18 September 2014 poultry in motion poultry in motion now that is good..
broughtonblue Posted 21 September 2014 Posted 21 September 2014 At least they had the decency to baste it first, although with deep heat! Possibly the first time a chicken has stuffed something else rather than be stuffed
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