HK18 Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 I still want to say he's a flash in the pan but his continued scoring makes me think there's more to him. He's not quick, or strong or particularly skillfull he just seems to be a bit of a goal poacher with no stand out attributes. He's a slow Michael Owen He pretty much doesn't have a flaw in his game though, can do everything, very complete centre forward.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 He pretty much doesn't have a flaw in his game though, can do everything, very complete centre forward. Get over him.
Stadt Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 He pretty much doesn't have a flaw in his game though, can do everything, very complete centre forward.He's shit mate
ScouseFox Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 looks like draco malfoy if one of potter's spells actually worked
The Doctor Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 He pretty much doesn't have a flaw in his game though, can do everything, very complete centre forward. Aside from being slow, feeble and lacking any real skill on the ball? He's Robbie Fowler reincarnated - no discernible talent whatsoever but somehow able to always be in the right place.
Stadt Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 Harry Kane looks like he got stung by 7 bees at the same time
Finnegan Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 Harry Kane is literally the only premier league footballer to get less matches on Tinder than Des.
HK18 Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 He's shit mate If only you had such shit up front, wouldn't be heading down.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 He's Robbie Fowler reincarnated - no discernible talent whatsoever but somehow able to always be in the right place. Erm, what? Harry Kane looks like a Chicken Chow Mein bought from a 1/5 star hygiene rated Chinese.
ScouseFox Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 If only you had such shit up front, wouldn't be heading down. harry kanes never gone down on a woman
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 Harry Kane looks like the two parts PVA in a Neil Buchanan Art Attack
Finnegan Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 Harry Kane is what's left smeared on the floor after TBJS spends fifteen minutes naked alone with kingfox.
ScouseFox Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 haha oh man i can't even remember why i despise this melt
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 Harry Kane looks like a Rustlers (naught to tasty to tasty in 60 seconds) burger before it's been through you but after it's steaming from the microwave.
The Doctor Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 Erm, what? Harry Kane looks like a Chicken Chow Mein bought from a 1/5 star hygiene rated Chinese. Both are good goalscorers but their all round game is poor. He's like if Yakubu had been shoved through a mincing machine, but not lying about his age. Harry Kane is what's left smeared on the floor after TBJS spends fifteen minutes naked alone with kingfox. And there's a mental image that's going to need some industrial strength solvents and alcohol to clear...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 Both are good goalscorers but their all round game is poor. He's like if Yakubu had been shoved through a mincing machine, but not lying about his age. And there's a mental image that's going to need some industrial strength solvents and alcohol to clear... Robbie Fowler was absolutely brilliant. Harry Kane looks like the corner from a Muller Corner after its been swirled with the yoghurt
Stadt Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 Harry Kane looks like laminated paper thats been rained on
Finnegan Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 Harry Kane looks a lot like badger roadkill that's been half eaten by a tramp and heaved up in a back alley with a half eaten maryland strip burger and ten litres of white ace.
ScouseFox Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 harry kane looks like when mr potato head puts all his parts in the wrong holes (olé)
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 Harry Kane looks like when the kebab bloke puts too much chilli sauce on your donner to the point you try to eat it but can bear it
Buzzell Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 Harry Kane looks like Bevis and Butt-head combined.
Finnegan Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 Harry Kane recently won first prize in a Josie Cunningham look a like contest using nothing but a wonder bra and a pair of florida oranges.
shailen Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 Anyone that can't tell Harry Kane is the real deal is off their head. You don't score as many goals as he does by fluke. Some of his goals have been terrific, although the ones he scored today weren't anything to shout about. He is currently the top goalscorer in the league. I'm not sure if he can keep that up next season but he will/can score 15 goals a season
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