lee7 Posted 22 March 2015 Posted 22 March 2015 Even though his goal scoring record this season speaks for itself I can't help but feel that this form won't carry on. He lacks pace and gives the ball away quite a bit. I'd happily put money on him never scoring as many in a season again in the rest of his career (in the premier league)
DennisNedry Posted 22 March 2015 Posted 22 March 2015 I hope this season isn't a one off because he could become a really important player for England. I seem to remember him having a very good debut for us, then being poor pretty much every time he featured afterwards. Still scored 2 or 3 goals though despite being played out of position. Yes he looks and sounds like he's having a stroke, and his hat trick (wasn't even a hat trick imo) yesterday was very fortunate, but I wish him all the best.
Finnegan Posted 22 March 2015 Posted 22 March 2015 people actually taking this thread seriously enough to defend Kane.
Fox92 Posted 22 March 2015 Posted 22 March 2015 Tbf he's not that good on fifa I had him on FM once and he wasn't that good either.
Trav Le Bleu Posted 22 March 2015 Posted 22 March 2015 Tbf he's not that good on fifa I had him on FM once and he wasn't that good either. He wasn't that good when he played for us.
Fox92 Posted 22 March 2015 Posted 22 March 2015 im going to kill myself when he stars up front for england in a few weeks time 5 days. Don't go through with it...
Brooksy Posted 22 March 2015 Posted 22 March 2015 think it's a bit harsh to insult him because of his lisp but he's still a proper cvnt
Unabomber Posted 22 March 2015 Posted 22 March 2015 Harry Kane looks like a deflated football that has been sexually abused.
Unabomber Posted 22 March 2015 Posted 22 March 2015 Someone told me I look like Harry Kane today He aint that bad tbf.
Stadt Posted 22 March 2015 Posted 22 March 2015 Someone told me I look like Harry Kane todaySorry to hear that
MooseBreath Posted 23 March 2015 Posted 23 March 2015 Harry Kane looks like Chris Wood after Chris Wood has just thrown up in his mouth a little but while looking at pictures of Harry Kane. Imagine people saying Jeff Schlupp has potential when he's a year older than Harry Kane though.
Benguin Posted 23 March 2015 Posted 23 March 2015 Won't be supporting England if this fvcker plays. I don't even know why I hate him so much! Might be because he looks like a blonde Jimmy Carr that's been raped in the mouth by a horse repeatedly until his lips swell up and is left with a constant look of sorrow.
Samilktray Posted 23 March 2015 Posted 23 March 2015 Won't be supporting England if this fvcker plays. I don't even know why I hate him so much! Might be because he looks like a blonde Jimmy Carr that's been raped in the mouth by a horse repeatedly until his lips swell up and is left with a constant look of sorrow.You are well weird.
Nalis Posted 23 March 2015 Posted 23 March 2015 Harry Kane looks like someone who would play Kasper in a reconstruction on Crimewatch if Kasper was doing up for mental crime like going on a killing spree or shoplifting some Rolos from Londis.
Fox92 Posted 23 March 2015 Posted 23 March 2015 Won't be supporting England if this fvcker plays. I don't even know why I hate him so much! Might be because he looks like a blonde Jimmy Carr that's been raped in the mouth by a horse repeatedly until his lips swell up and is left with a constant look of sorrow. You're not supporting your Country because of one player? Seems strange.
Benguin Posted 23 March 2015 Posted 23 March 2015 You're not supporting your Country because of one player? Seems strange. Well I will, but I hate Harry Kane and won't mind if he plays crap and all the media stop bumming him.
Fox92 Posted 23 March 2015 Posted 23 March 2015 Well I will, but I hate Harry Kane and won't mind if he plays crap and all the media stop bumming him. Media are going to love him, he's scored 19 goals in the top flight. And he's English and of course it's been 15 years since we've seen an English play win the Premier League's golden boot.
EnderbyFox Posted 23 March 2015 Posted 23 March 2015 When he was younger Harry Kane looked like someone had sewn a face onto a recently removed tumour
LCFC FOX Posted 23 March 2015 Posted 23 March 2015 Chris wood is a better player than Harry Kane! Scored a lot more when he was out on loan
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