Jimothy Posted 9 March 2015 Posted 9 March 2015 He's slow and he's not good at dribbling but still manages to beat a man Says more about the man he's beating IMO.
shailen Posted 13 March 2015 Posted 13 March 2015 Cannot believe it's the same player we had only 1 and a half seasons ago. I used to see him do amazing things in the warm up but would never deliver in games. Credit to him now. We can all be as bitter as possible, but this boy is the real thing. 16 league goals is an excellent return and considering he didn't start the first 10 games or so, its amazing. He has pace, strength, power and the intelligence to become a top player. Hopefully he continues for the good of the English game.
Guest ttfn Posted 14 March 2015 Posted 14 March 2015 Cannot believe it's the same player we had only 1 and a half seasons ago. I used to see him do amazing things in the warm up but would never deliver in games. Credit to him now. We can all be as bitter as possible, but this boy is the real thing. 16 league goals is an excellent return and considering he didn't start the first 10 games or so, its amazing. He has pace, strength, power and the intelligence to become a top player. Hopefully he continues for the good of the English game. I couldn't believe it was the same person when I saw him at the KP in December. He must be about 2 stone heavier than he was when he was with us. He looks like a proper number 9 now rather than some mincy kid (which to be fair is exactly what he was). But let's not pretend he has any particularly great attributes. He looks much stronger but he's not exactly Drogba at his peak, he's not fast, he's not skilful and he's not technically brilliant. But he does seem to have a knack of being in the right place at the right time at the moment and long may it continue because it's good for England to have somebody like him available. I can't believe some are talking about him as POTS - surely that has to be de Gea?
ScouseFox Posted 14 March 2015 Posted 14 March 2015 I can't believe some are talking about him as POTS - surely that has to be de Gea? i just imagine he might win it in the way he won january goal of the month with an average goal and he won feb player of the month for doing alright just cos he's now flavour of the month. could well be flavour of the year and win that too.
Stadt Posted 14 March 2015 Posted 14 March 2015 I think he's so average defenders just forget mark him so he gets a bit of space, tbf I wouldn't want to go near his council face either.
foxes_rule1978 Posted 14 March 2015 Posted 14 March 2015 Don't see how he can be average, looks class Everytime for me... got fantastic awareness in the box and great turn of pace to beat defenders, not forgetting he rarely misses chances...
MC Prussian Posted 14 March 2015 Posted 14 March 2015 Seems to have a slight speech impediment - he sounded a bit odd on Football Focus when interviewed by Jermaine Jenas.
MC Prussian Posted 14 March 2015 Posted 14 March 2015 I pity him. Bound to score a brace against us next week.
MC Prussian Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 Bound to score a brace against us next week. I clearly meant "hat trick". When you cough, the sound that is created tends to resemble the term "brace".
The Doctor Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 Still no clue how he became not shit - worst striker I've seen in a city shirt, and i include Elvis Hammond in that.
TOMBlcfc Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 Still no clue how he became not shit - worst striker I've seen in a city shirt, and i include Elvis Hammond in that.Roman Bednar?
The Doctor Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 Roman Bednar? Fair point, I'd done my best to forget all about him.
Swarles Barkley Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 Can honestly say I still dont rate Kane as "more than good" . It just seems hes had a lifetime of luck in one season. The goals today were a horrendous keeper error and a 2yrd finish, a penalty and a goal that wasnt even his. A good player, but highly doubt he can repeat the same amount of goals again
HK18 Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 Yes, HK18, we know. He's still ****ing hideous. Oh Harry <3
Danno Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 Credit to the lad, but can't deny the fact that he looks like Phil Neville put through facewarp.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 He looks like a hangover shit you've tried to prod down the u-bend after it won't budge despite continuous flushing. Score all the deflected goals you like Harry but you'll still look like a Maddame Tussauds waxwork of Tom Cruise that somebody has left near an open fire.
Richard Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 I still want to say he's a flash in the pan but his continued scoring makes me think there's more to him. He's not quick, or strong or particularly skillfull he just seems to be a bit of a goal poacher with no stand out attributes. He's a slow Michael Owen
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 he looks like a half eaten garlic naan with pubes scattered on it
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