Jimothy Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 Harry Kane looks like he's been confused by his own fart.
Webbo Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 Harry Kane looks like a cheap bar of soap you've just washed your hairy arse with.
Jimothy Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 Harry Kane looks like the fluff from Lamby's belly button.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 Harry Kane looks like the famed white dogshit you used to see as a kid but with sllghtly worse hair
ScouseFox Posted 21 March 2015 Posted 21 March 2015 Harry Kane looks like emperor kuzco off of emperors new groove when he's a llama not a person obv
Dan Posted 22 March 2015 Posted 22 March 2015 Natural instinct for scoring goals, we fobbed him off out wide. Unreal. He's not a great all-round player but his goals tally this season is impossible to argue with. Oh shit. Harry Kane retweets the LAD bible and laughs as well
Hirsty The Blue 94 Posted 22 March 2015 Posted 22 March 2015 Natural instinct for scoring goals, we fobbed him off out wide. Unreal. He's not a great all-round player but his goals tally this season is impossible to argue with. Oh shit. Harry Kane retweets the LAD bible and laughs as well Yeah but at least 95% of his goals should have been disallowed because of his big bastard chin being offside. Looks like the disgusting love child of Bruce Forsyth and Jimmy Hill.
Jimothy Posted 22 March 2015 Posted 22 March 2015 He looks like someone's done that Thatcherization thing on him but not turned his face upside down.
Stadt Posted 22 March 2015 Posted 22 March 2015 Harry Kane looks like when you leave a vegetable too long and it grows extra shit
purpleronnie Posted 22 March 2015 Posted 22 March 2015 Yet he'll still make more money than all of you and shag a load of fitter girls than you ever will. #bitterfoxestalkers
HK18 Posted 22 March 2015 Posted 22 March 2015 Yet he'll still make more money than all of you and shag a load of fitter girls than you ever will. #bitterfoxestalkers Bitter is the right word. It's testament to him that they can no longer slag off his ability so have to sink to childish insults. 29 goals in his first full season is remarkable.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 22 March 2015 Posted 22 March 2015 Yet he'll still make more money than all of you and shag a load of fitter girls than you ever will. #bitterfoxestalkers im gorgeous
Vulpecula Posted 22 March 2015 Posted 22 March 2015 Yet he'll still make more money than all of you and shag a load of fitter girls than you ever will. #bitterfoxestalkers Agree. Can't understand the level of vitriol tbh. We should be more concerned with how his first league hat trick came against us IMHO.
ScouseFox Posted 22 March 2015 Posted 22 March 2015 he can't even talk properly how's man gonna chat up girls in da club
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 22 March 2015 Posted 22 March 2015 Agree. Can't understand the level of vitriol tbh. We should be more concerned with how his first league hat trick came against us IMHO. Morning, Harry.
ScouseFox Posted 22 March 2015 Posted 22 March 2015 tbf Harry's already had a pretty good career as Sam in emmerdale
Jimothy Posted 22 March 2015 Posted 22 March 2015 Bitter is the right word. It's testament to him that they can no longer slag off his ability so have to sink to childish insults. 29 goals in his first full season is remarkable. It's not really. We've seen plenty of flash in the pan strikers before and there's nothing to say yet Kane won't be another. Had he played for WBA and Berahino played for Spurs, we all know who'd be inline for an England start next week. He's getting a lot of attention simply because he plays for a fashionable London club. He's done well, and fair play to the lad, but the media are going way over top, anyone would think he's the next Messi. Pundits clammering for him to start like they never have with an emerging striker before, conmentators talking up every simple thing he does like he's just done the most genius thing seen in a football pitch, it's all getting a bit silly now.
Stadt Posted 22 March 2015 Posted 22 March 2015 It's not really. We've seen plenty of flash in PSN strikers before and there's nothing to say yet Kane won't be another. Had he played for WBA and Berahino played for Spurs, we all know who'd be inline for an England start next week. He's getting a lot of attention simply because he plays for a fashionable London club. He's done well, and fair play to the lad, but the media are going way over top, anyone would think he's the next Messi. Pundits clammering for him to start like they never have with an emerging striker before, conmentators talking up every simple thing he does like he's just done the most genius thing seen in a football pitch, it's all getting a bit silly now.Tbf he's not that good on fifa
Charl91 Posted 22 March 2015 Posted 22 March 2015 Agree. Can't understand the level of vitriol tbh. We should be more concerned with how his first league hat trick came against us IMHO. I think it was something to do with him being credited a goal with a shot which was going off target before it hit one of our players in the face, before being gifted a penalty. That's probably how he got his first league hat trick.
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