Mike Oxlong

https://news.sky.com/story/madonna-calls-out-seated-concertgoer-then-realises-theyre-in-a-wheelchair-13092276

I see a lot of huff and puff but no houses blown down

Next season looks like one of 24 carat pain regardless of which division we are in Just got to enjoy this season …. and pray 🙏

Pep looks like he’s giving birth to octoplets out of his arse

One of a kind who brings plenty of added value to the forum Happy Birthday fuchsy 👍

Showed some bollocks to come from behind twice

Not any more

Italy deserve a win this season - well done

The problem rather than the solution

She’s doing a topless calendar for charity - working title - The Darling Buds of May

Kyle Walker’s other mothers and kids support group He told them he played for Leicester to put them off the scent

Not £20 worth on top of an already excessive subscription as far as I’m concerned. That’d pay for over 30 pot noodles or 100 bags of cheesy wotsits (on offer with Ocado)

I wouldn’t mind quite as much if we’d spent all that money wisely

I don’t believe that the shit we are in would have happened on Vichai’s watch. He was an astute businessman whereas Top is the astute businessman’s son

I’m seriously thinking about going to watch my local non league team next season rather than renew my season ticket Money and greed has killed the game I used to love

Not a bad bone in his body A thoroughly decent bloke was Rincey

Is that a blow up doll I see ?

Part of Asda’s innovative Rewards Scheme ?

We have extended periods of sloppy play, especially when sitting on a lead. Enzo must realise that inviting pressure on, giving up numerous chances and hoping that one or more don’t go in is beneath what we should expect from this squad in this division. His early season ethos was to stretch and tire the opposition so that we would create good scoring opportunities particularly in the last quarter of the game but for some reason it’s us that looks vulnerable in this period

I always thought you might have a thing for Stan

HALLELUJAH !

The US commentary on the Sky USPGA golf coverage almost makes it unwatchable Will be trying it on mute but if that doesn’t work it will be part of weaning me off any sort of Sky contract in the future

Not going to change the sheets until tomorrow in case I shit the bed again tonight

It’s got all the charm of a Stasi prison cell these days