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Yep TNT, Incl their You Tube channel, don’t know if that’s free or not though? BBC on radio I think.

You have high hopes of a decent cup run but then an away trip to Wales wrecks ‘em

Oh Jesus, it’ll be nerve racking now

Two thoughts on the farcical “attendance” figure, is this “tickets sold” method used by all / any other clubs? Secondly can those fan panels who have some dialogue with the club ask for clarification and ask for a true total of attendees to be announced instead of or alongside the irrelevant “Tickets sold” figure.

I heard that is the case but they need to rename it “Sold seats” in that case. If they look up the meaning of attendance, it involves “attending” ie being present. They can get that from the data from the turnstiles. This is the club who email non-attending season ticket holders with a survey regarding their reason, so they do have this data available to them.

Feel sorry for the poor stewards tasked with generating an extra 5000 turnstile clicks, they must be dizzy and shattered! Surprised they didn’t get stuck after all those free pizzas the other day.

The attendance was calculated and checked by Kwasi Kwarteng and Diane Abbott.

I’ve never been to a game that I’ve boycotted before, I am a bit tempted to pop along to see what it’s like without me there

Our worst performance this year

I’d suggest it’s over 2 legs, aim for a double top and then go for the bulls eye !

Might need to squeeze Julian Joachim onto Right wing, Paul Kitson on bench with Bassey and Des Lyttle (successful spell at Forest via Worcester and Swansea), Ramsey and Peake?

Tomato soup and a prawn cocktail would do a much better job

Stewards looking a bit pale and thin tonight, hope they’re OK . I heard they were being stricter than usual on confiscating any sandwiches larger than medium sized.

That was usually the warm up routine of Faes, Winks, Vestergaard and Thomas for the moments of the game after conceding. “That was your fault”, “No, your fault”, “His fault !!”, “It’s Rudkins fault !!!” etc.

You should have spent a few hours six weeks ago looking up the super-flexi-groupy-economy-mega advance-Monday buster-day return travel card with free bus travel…….just £12.70

I can understand that completely, I was in bits when I heard Zippy from Rainbow was dead (Roy Skelton who provided the voice) Also I once accidentally started a riot in a bar (The Attic) over Lenny The Lion. The lady I was with said he was one of Keith Harris’ puppets. I said no, it was Lenny Bennett (stupid guess with same name but we were both wrong). This was pre settling an argument on your mobile phone googling so we went over to a few tables to see if the could settle the argument. On one table a guy said “Yep Keith Harris”, the guy opposite said “ No it wasn’t you ****”, guy 1 “Don’t call me a ****” and throws a bottle. Next thing you know the table is turned over, bottles, glasses, fists and food flying all over the place. I walked back to the bar and said to the barman “It’s not Keith Harris”, looked over my shoulder and saw a Wild West saloon brawl in full swing, bouncer up from downstairs, broken furniture and in the corner the lovely old boy (Maurice I think), still singing and playing his tranquil Somewhere over the rainbow ! The answer was Terry Hall by the way ! No, not the one from The Specials.

They aren’t issuing food vouchers? No need to make a meal out of it!

The “explanation” is in the WBA boycott thread, they weren’t factored in to calculations apparently. Maybe the, “cough”, co-ordinator, thought it wasn’t a night match . I suggest a hearty rendition of “Who under-ordered pies, who under-ordered pies, you tight b*****ds, you tight b******ds, you under-ordered pies” in support of our starving Stewards.

At Christmas Time there should be no need to be afraid, But at Christmas time, Top’s banished their Pies and their Lemonade In their day-glow jackets they’ll show you to your seat Put your arm around this man, he’s had f*** all to eat (chorus)

Ahh I get it now, it’s the fault on the non attending ticket holders and of those who come but are not loud enough that’s the reason we’re playing so s**t, silly me, thanks for pointing it out Top.

I’ve said if I meet a lovely woman who can keep me happy I’ll cease buying the season ticket. Looks like the b***ard club have got me for life

I’ve always thought of him as an out of his depth trialist rather than a loanee which begs the question shouldn’t we have had him over for a trial / training spell before committing. Can’t remember if it was part of the last minute scramble to get somebody, any body, a body, in, feels like a six year old playing Football manager thought “woo, a snazzy name, sounds good” or if he is as easy on the eye as the ladies sat behind me claim maybe Susan Whelan mistook player recruitment for Tinder and swiped right before reading the profile

You can see a consistency of selection over the last half dozen games, a good thing that it’s settling but frustrating that so many of the QPR horror show are handed a start and told to go again. Finally a CB pairing with no Faes or Vestergaard in it, should look more secure and less vulnerable to brain farts without them. City 2 Twatford 0.

Surely they could knock up 32,000, sorry, 23,000 gingerbread filberts, less than 50p a head, they could take it from the players fines for being late / sh**e, cover the packaging with corporate branding and see if as an advertising loss leader. The £5 Chang, is like me yesterday saying to my nephew, I hope you like this jumper, it should be £7 but give me a fiver and we’ll call it quits. Happy Christmas!!

Unwrapped my LCFC high points Blu-Ray from the last 2 seasons. Put it on at 10 a.m., at 10:02 came the end credits Then I opened my Danny Ward goalkeeping gloves, put them on and dropped the f*****g Turkey! My family bought me a lottery ticket - Watford at home, might lose, might win, team might turn up, might not, who knows. Daka’s autobiography was an awful gift, he starts sentences but just can’t finish. I’d been asked to provide a steaming big pudding stinking of booze so I invited Hamza round Big thanks to Rudkin for giving advice on buying turkeys, he has a wealth of experience with that.