Bourbon Fox

I know it's dark and cold outside but don't forget we can still have a joke now and then

Yeah, this is what plenty of people have been asking for. We'll lose 3-0

Our shit owner has appointed a shit manager

We not bothering with a match thread

Need to give a few of them the old Blue WKD and port, Vardy style

If we go up post points deduction, we'll necessarily have clicked as a squad and strung a good few results together - half a dozen more wins than anyone else over a couple of dozen games. What fan wouldn't want that, it's the best case scenario. Would I want that Leicester City to be promoted? Sure

It's not too bad to be fair, wasn't a backflip it was an effeminate cartwheel

Fake news. He wasn't celebrating, he was receiving a pass with a defender nearby

The Fatawu stuff is embarrassing. First the documentary, now this tat. He’s not Ronaldo. Even if he was, the 70 yards merchandise would be embarrassing.

I always used to be an 'anything can happen in football' guy. In the 2015/16 season i reached a state of gnosis, even when we went a goal down i knew we'd pull it back. Sadly the last few years have killed that, and recently it's been the opposite. Once we go down a couple i know we're not going to do anything at all.

He scored from his own half today, incredible goal https://x.com/i/status/2002415365096419579

Oh my god

****ing hell. woke up from a nap bang on kickoff, put it on just in time to see that and realise I’d made a terrible mistake

These are now priority problems to address

This guy keeps coming back to the thread every week to ask me if I'm worshipping him yet

It's way better than Beckham's it's up there with the best lobbed goals of all time. Receives it, one touch, nutmeg, bang from well inside his own half. The best example you'll see.

He's not even been very good at that recently, or rather that ball fired through the lines to feet has just been getting us turned over constantly.

I didn't know we could do that! I bet Brendan Rodgers' house

We ain't a retirement home

We were dominant for most of the first half, from 10 minutes onwards

Yep, they are playing the game

They've just sold a minority stake too, it will fund their ground development but you can bet they'll spend big if they're within touching distance in January. I hope they don't have designs on our incredible Zambian striker

Maresca told us this, and it's not just money or players. It's the whole setup in the offices, the various departments, the academy and the board. Everything has to have the elite mindset and we are so far off that. Analysts, scouts, sports scientists - we've had so many staff leave in recent years and who is appointing the new ones, according to what vision?

Great analysis. If the players all play 8/10 every week we'd be much better. Why aren't they just playing 8/10 are they stupid?

Thank **** for that. Skipp was immense.