Bourbon Fox

Did I hear that right Mac at left back?

Yeah stop that

Judging by his barnet he likes to play a high line

Don't forget getting caught in possession facing our goal and mugged, ending up on his arse

He had a decent game last night, feet or not he's a quality keeper.

Mads lumping it forward after 90 secs.

That's his city career done. He'll be an absolute pain to offload now, too.

Well technically it was on 8th October 2023 but he'd been working up to turning 26 since 1997...

He's 26?

I assume they'll just pro-rata the minutes allocated to each manager relative to the respective combined attendance figures of their last 10 league games...

Right, I'm choosing to go with this one. Fingers in ears, BLABLABLAcanthearyou

It seemed obvious for ages that he didn't want to come, Juve wanted to sell him to us. If the player's reluctant, move on. The reports make it sound like we were begging the guy.

Thought this was about our centre backs, was disappointed

Clownshow

Normally it's just the price of entry to a High Flying Birds/Kasabian/Miles Kane gig or something like that.

Some people have never been showered with a pint of hot piss launched by a neanderthal and it shows.

I'd be much happier if he released a statement saying that he's delighted to join us, he would like to clarify that he does indeed hate Forest and he can't wait for the season to start so we can do the double over the red scum

Can you tell me about a time that you have rigidly stuck to your guns when all evidence pointed towards a need to change? How did you publicly throw people under the bus at this time?

The only manager uglier than our finances

'But even when facing less competitive opposition, Maresca always seemed to keep the handbrake on. Rather than using possession to checkmate defences into conceding well-crafted team goals, the Leicester boss appreciated it more from an attritional standpoint - constantly moving the ball around to physically and mentally grind opponents down. Maresca's resistance in moving away from that strategy regardless of the opposition resulted in the Foxes often failing to kill off significantly weaker teams, instead allowing games that could've been wrapped up within the first half-hour to drag on and regress into a keep-ball training ground exercise.' That's a direct hit of an assesment. The annoying thing was that we didn't look like that at the start of the season, and we did score some wonderful team goals: It just seemed to stall and regress as the season wore on.

Well. Here's hoping the likes of Justin, Coady and Cannon experience a magical renaissance under new management similar to Vestergaard this season. We've got a decent squad with a year together under their belts and some great momentum.

Likely tied one hand behind his back by lumbering us with a points deduction, thereby stacking the odds against him for his first season in the Prem?

That was an absolute disgrace and a clear power move

IT WAS DIRECTLY YOUR FAULT YOU INSUFFERABLE FUN-SIZED COCK!