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Yeah, but did you see the one where he's not wearing the hat? No wonder he's looking sheepish...

Had a look at Fousseni Diabatè last night. Absolutely doggo. 4th Season in, on the transfer list in the reserves at Gazalèc Ajaccio, having never played a game for them.

I saw a chap looking at it whilst enjoying one of the Champions League matches in the Stag's Head, London. I encouraged him to come over to the other side. "We have open letters and the Tinder thread, here" I said. Not sure whether he ever did sign up.

Ok, it's in the Sun, but an interesting article from Graeme Bryce. (apologies if it's been posted previously)

Literally all season.

Took one in Niasse tonight, folks.

BREAKING NEWS: Man City's Social Media Managers have started to emerge, having spent nearly the entire day holed up in the toilets at the Etihad. They're said to be "relieved" the deal is off, having originally started to sh*t themselves at the prospect of 20 million Algerian football fans heading to their social feeds.

The "Riyad - If you or any of your people read these forums" thread on the main board. And most of our open letters, for that matter. Made my toes curl so badly they almost broke through my shoes.

He handed in his transfer request by cutting inside on his left and placing the letter into the far corner of Claude Puel’s office from 18 yards. Classic Riyad.

Was expecting the inevitable sh*t-show that is the end of the window. Now I can't get anything done for the next two days. Thanks Riyad. £60m is farcical. Double it. And this guy's agent really is an arse-clown. I mean what is he expecting to happen when publicly handing in a request with 48hrs left of the window, besides risking turning the fans against him? If no move materialises (you know... Because these things take time Mr. Agent, you utter, utter willy-puller) then what?

Great post. But it would have been perfect if the OP was actually @Captain...

Awesome cross.

Fixed.

I wish we didn't have MOTs and could use logs for wheels like in Soviet Russia, comrade.

That's a shame, but symptomatic of the increasing migration to shopping online, and retailers undercutting the high street on prices. Irish never was the cheapest place to get your rags, either.

It's actually not that bad, but embarrassing. I'd happily tell you over a pint sometime, Wook. When I first moved to London I just had a period of about 18 months just having various levels of relationships with various nationalities, just 'cause. It wasn't a conscious thing. Maybe because I was paying so much rent I couldn't go on holiday anywhere, so I brought the holiday vibe home.

If females knew how much time I spent on FT, talking to you lot about shite, I'd probably still be a virgin. They are true though, nonetheless. Just don't ask me about the time I had a one night stand with the Colombian girl.

I have, and I had a pretty good time. She was a Swedish-Iranian, super hot, and whilst she wasn't overtly religious, she was still a Muslim. Turned out to be a bit of hard work, but that's not a reflection of her religious outlook.

Was hoping they'd finally replaced that old model railway in Abbey Park with something a bit more exciting.

Drive. One of the absolute best in a long time.

The Prince of Punjab comes highly recommended on here.

Due to the stature of the club when we were languishing in League One or in the lower half of the Championship, we could've easily attracted some of the horrendous ownership regimes that promised riches, yet have blighted the leagues and driven so many once great clubs into the dirt. Thankfully we ended up with one of the best, and the rest is history. Long may Khun Vichai and the Srivaddhanaprabha family preside over the running of the club.

Lived on the Narb for years, yet never found myself in Lost Bar, until one post-match last year I decided to try it. I haven't been since.