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You just wait until he snaps Kane in half with a waist-high horror tackle within 20 seconds of kicking off against England in their opening game.

Suspension is about right. He won't be sacked, but Sky learned to be seen to be taking action quickly when after those two absolute twats Gray and Keys started spouting off their misogynistic nonsense a few years back. Also, this.

I once saw one of his shows when I worked at Kilworth House Theatre. Went on for hours and hours, but he had phenomenal stamina considering he would've been 80-odd then. His funeral has been announced. It's due to take place on Monday, Tuesday and most of Wednesday.

Apparently not. It seems from the site that the flag bearers are picked from the "Grassroots scheme" which is FREE (emboldened and in capitals just like on the site, just to show how generous it is) and includes local teams, community groups etc. I suppose this is why they can justify the paid mascot scheme. They're all about giving back to the community, y'know?

Last pint: Leffe Blonde Best pint: Brugse Zot from De Halve Maan brewery, Bruges, where it's made. Pretty much straight out of the vat. Fresh as f**k.

Apparently he goes over way too easily. Swan dive.

I used to keep a pile of mine within reaching distance from my bed, just in front of a pile of my favourite 90s sitcom VHS's. I'd keep my Friends close, but my NME's closer.

First full pulled pint was, I believe, a pint of Tiger in Mahketahbra Conny Club when I was about 13. My old man used to take us there because he likes a cheap pint, not because he liked the shitty paintings of Maggie, ageing decor and faint whiff of stale piss. I remember quite liking it, considering I didn't really like beer at the time.

Invested quite a bit of time in this since finally giving in and getting an XBox One at Christmas. Loved Fallout 3 and New Vegas, so was desperate to dive in. I've probably done about 20-odd side quests, but none from the main factions or main story yet. Admittedly the quests I've completed don't quite match up to those in their predecessors yet, but the world is so bloody immersive, I can't help but love it. The locations are absolutely fantastic, and there's a sense of discovery I can't quite remember feeling in the previous games. Also, I know it's buggy as hell, but I'm LOVING the settlement building stuff. I must've made up about half of my levels so far with the XP gained by building huge, detailed settlements... And with the DLC, there's plenty to create and loads of variation if you're patient enough. I lost about 4 hours the other day building a 3 storey bar in the Castle Courtyard, when my other half wandered in, asked what I was doing. Only when I started to say "I'm building a bar for my..." did I start to question my own motivations

Mate, accept it. It's horse-sh*t. The club have confirmed it.

Is this place near the Prince of Punjab?

He lives in Cheshire still, I think. I've always got the impression he's more of a Liverpool supporter than City. I've even seen him get tongue-tied and get Leicester and Liverpool mixed up when he was a pitchside pundit on TV for a City game.

Ah, the old IRA chestnut from a leading political commentator in Britain's favourite right-wing, bollocks-peddling rag. The timing is curious, though. It's almost as if they revert to this same old rhetoric when they're looking to deflect attention away from another hollow speech from a PM absolutely in over her head leading a government paralysed by it's own divisions, into a Brexit that she doesn't even believe in.

Felt like it needed something...

Visited most areas in the UK, and pretty much all major cities bar Liverpool. Never had reason to go to Merseyside. Will make time for it eventually as it's supposed to be a good night out.

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Another well meaning thread turned into a Claudio vs. Pearson blah-fest. Aren't people bored of retreading the same old tired discourse?

Saddest shit I've ever read. Makes "The Fault In Our Stars" look like an edition of Viz. Got in from a night out on Saturday with my other half and started watching stuff on YouTube. Can't remember what took us to it but we ended up watching Claudio's speech and the Bocelli performance... I'm not one for getting massively emotional, but knowing the day was coming up and the skinful I'd had, I absolutely lost it. Blubbering like a little girl into my Scotch. She was more than happy to remind me the next morning, of course.

WTF? OMG, so AFAIK, the FFP allegations R a load of S.H.I.T IMO, if from the EFL's POV they're like "BTW, LCFC did sweet FA." LOL.

Well...

Whenever Souness is inevitably giving it large, bitterly talking shite on telly about us, which he does every time he's a pundit for one of our games, I recall the Ali Dia story. And a wave of comfort washes over me having just remembered that Graeme Souness is an absolute f**king moron.

Somewhere between a young Nicholas Lyndhurst and Jared Leto (I get the latter quite a lot) But basically, we're just our avatars, aren't we?

Any prospective team should check Football Manager 2018 to see if he's any good. Technology, man. Who needs real matches?

I'm currently waiting in a lay by the other side of Magna Park for the contributors of the Swingers thread to show up. Happy Valentines day.

I think we totally missed a trick by not going with the whole "Walkers' - aka, Crisp Bowl" I would've never tired of saying that.