tom27111

Probably the illegal driver, right, @Izzy? I'd be more annoyed if you could actually use it

There are some really weird people about. The car ok? And are sure you haven't entered a golf tournament, declared that "18 handicap" and annoyed someone?

If @Izzy was putting, it'd have been a 54. Guy is a machine

I'll back this up a little bit. One of my dogs was a dalmatian, he was incredible. When Disney released 101 and 102 Dalmatians, there was an obvious rise in demand for them. People didn't think about it, there were dozens of them abandoned because the owners were lazy cvnts. There was even an example where they were portrayed as bad dogs because one bit a child. They're an energetic dog that needs at least 3 hours exercise a day, otherwise they get bored and destructive. You want a dog, you apply to be allowed to keep one. Why do you want it? What do you know about the breed? Why do you want the breed? Have you kept dogs before? Did you grow up around them? Yeah, people could get around it, you need to take a driving test and god knows a vast amount of people still don't know how to drive, but vetting potential dog owners protects the dog and the wider public.

Would it not be beneficial to reintroduce the dog licence? And also make some kind of mandatory assessment part of this? As a dog owner and lover, it certainly wouldn't inconvenience me.

I think if you say it's "fusion", we just about get away with it!

I've had these chicken breasts marinating in the fridge for 24 hours. Cooking them in the oven for 20 minutes, then finishing them off on the griddle for some tasty burgers. Fries, slaw and cheesy jalapeño bites on the side

That sounds good. It'll annoy Italians and Mexicans just as much as my beef taco pasta does

Tomorrow, a leg of lamb washed down with a Snoop Dogg red wine. Because, if you can, why the fvck wouldn't you?

I've only seen the second half of this. Genuinely can't fathom how Bradford were 4 down, they've looked good.

Hear me out in this... Get divorced, have whatever phone case you like. Get remarried. The friend who bought you a wedding Tunnocks gift set will do the same again. To be honest, I don't see any downside whatsoever.

I've literally just said the same in another thread. I wouldn't even appeal and risk a fine. Just thank your lucky stars you got the deduction when the weakest teams in the history of the league are all there at once.

If you're Everton right now, you take your 10 point deduction. Don't even think about an appeal. Any other year, it'd probably mean they're relegated. No chance that happens this year. It's probably the weakest league ever. Why ask for your points back and pay a fine? Keep your money. Even a few league placings higher and the prize money wouldn't cover the fine. Stop moaning, take your 'punishment' and behind closed doors, laugh at how you got away with it, because the timing was impeccable.

So Man City will win the league, be relegated, but probably be allowed to play in the Champions League. That'd open up a whole can of legal worms. All the players would stay, they'd win the Championship, plus probably a domestic trophy and potentially the Champions League. It isn't a punishment. A five year ban from the Premier League and Uefa competitions would be punishment, otherwise, literally nothing changes.

I got myself an absolute deal on a Galaxy Z Fold 5 a couple of weeks ago. Paying less than I was for my Galaxy 22, got more data, upgraded for free over 6 months early. They gave me £250 up front contribution. Also got a load of free add ons, claimed from Samsung that'll be here before Xmas, worth about £300 And the phone is fvcking incredible.

Liquid football

TAA and Rashford

I don't think it is. Kane has put his foot into the keeper and gone down cheaply. It's one of those where I'd say look at it closely, would you accept that being given against us in a league game? You absolutely wouldn't with that.

Sainsbury's doing half price lamb with your Nectar Card. So this Sunday's roast will be a whole leg of lamb. Nobody else will be happy, they don't like it, but they can stare at me in awe as I devour the whole thing. Might not even bother carving it, just do a Fred Flinstone

The limit is £105m over a 3 year period. £50m a year is considerably outside the limit.

We're asksing what is the best monger, iron, fish, rumour or war?

No wonder you voted for caramel wafer. Does everyone in Sileby have such bad taste?

Just got on the train to Northampton from Milton Keynes. Thankfully my Mrs can pick me up. But I'm so pissed off with work and how today has turned out. I should've been home before 6. First anniversary of my father in law passing away and the family all got together to remember him and I've missed it. Not nice.

Thomas still needs that loan to a Championship club if he's going to make it with us