Vacamion

Can't understand why Newcastle aren't in their barcode kit. I can kind of see why they aren't in their Saudi green, as there could be a red/green clash for the colour blind, but why not their home kit ?

I'm just here to say I frickin LOVE it when we have this thread.

I want my money back

No the direction of that footage gave me anxiety. It's basic stuff to direct football coverage properly. That was not done today.

Whoever was directing that footage, with long lingering shots of nothing important, and multiple replays while we missed the action, I want them caught and imprisoned.

Weird reffing. Some absolute kung fu being alllowed, then blowing a foul for Faes touching someone. I think its spoiling the game a bit.

Loved the interview with Hermansen in The Times today, but this stat made me double take:

Happy Birthday to You Thanks for loaning Fatawu And marching to promotion Since we ditched four four two

I am in the Autumn of my life and I have just watched, end to end, the worst film I've seen in my more than half a century on this planet. And I've watched some dreck. "Nightfall" (made in 2000, though it looks like it was made 17 years before that). It's supposed to be an adaptation of the acclaimed Asimov short sci-fi story, which I love. Really, really, baw-achingly bad. School play acting, like they just turned up and had a go. Sub-par Bollywood style effects. David Carradine the biggest name in the cast, phoning it in. And they added effluent to it that isn't in the written verson, including a love interest, fight scenes and telekinesis. And the film's ending is completely and utterly bobnugget - it soils the pants of the written work. I'm actually angry at myself for persisting with it. Asimov? More like Gerritoff #morelike. You should poke your eyes out with a dog's whanger, rather than subjecting them to this ordure of a film. Minus ten million out of 10, and that's being generous.

3/10 performance from Tielemans this evening, beford he was hooked early. That 'll win over the Villa fans.

Yeah, until the FA Cup final, when they will lose to Leicester City again.

Haha Villa fans complaining audibly. Things you love to see.

Much though I despise Chelsea, if this knocks Villa off their high horse, I can live with it.

Cry "Vaffanculo" and let slip the dogs of war

Good for him

The website reminds me of the dirtier football streams: All I want to find is football, and all I get is a massive load of arse, popping up and obscuring the thing I am looking for.

The first time I witnessed this in Liverpool, I couldn't believe it. They actally walk around the city centre like that as a badge of honour. I should clarify it's the ladies we are talking about (although I wouldn't put it past Calvert-Lewin).

Michail Antonio has gone a bit "Rive Gauche", aint he?

Maybe The Duke of Nonce's time has come.

He's a fairly old dude. It would knock a 30 year old sideways. Someone his age, it'll take a lot of getting over.

Authors. And thank you.

Havertz holding the top of his head there.

Liverpool would be getting 8 or 9 minutes extra if this was at Anfield (or until they score, whichever is sooner). Interested to see how much is added on.

I know this is a bit extreme, but they should hook up the managers to tazers, and if they go outside their technical area, they get blitzed, and lay twitching and semi conscious on the ground.

Nah. Shoulder to shoulder - fair contest.