broughtonblue Posted 10 December 2016 Posted 10 December 2016 Thought I'd post this for all those who are thinking it's the end of the world, especially as form says we are going to struggle today.
VLC86 Posted 10 December 2016 Posted 10 December 2016 6 minutes ago, broughtonblue said: Thought I'd post this for all those who are thinking it's the end of the world, especially as form says we are going to struggle today. That's actually pretty funny as it works for optimistic people as well. We just need one for people who can't spell now and we are well away ffs
fuchsntf Posted 10 December 2016 Posted 10 December 2016 Just called the number, in desperation...They told me..' they couldnt't help neither' Apparently the whole UHD, are city fans..
cc_star Posted 10 December 2016 Posted 10 December 2016 Two men in the middle and we may as well not turn up
thursday_next Posted 10 December 2016 Posted 10 December 2016 If you happen to think it's the end of the world, then don't waste your time talking to the Samaritans. They are so boring. I would rather spend my last few minutes masturbating uncontrollably to pictures of Ruth Wilson. God will forgive you, given the circumstances.
adejo92 Posted 10 December 2016 Posted 10 December 2016 Just seen on Hotdeals, B&Q have teamed up with Foxestalk to offer 40% off of their rope range.
VLC86 Posted 10 December 2016 Posted 10 December 2016 9 minutes ago, thursday_next said: If you happen to think it's the end of the world, then don't waste your time talking to the Samaritans. They are so boring. I would rather spend my last few minutes masturbating uncontrollably to pictures of Ruth Wilson. God will forgive you, given the circumstances. During the apocalypse the internet might be down so having a cheeky tug to samaritans might be the only option.
Webbo Posted 10 December 2016 Posted 10 December 2016 I rang the Islamic Samaritans by mistake. When I told them I was suicidal they asked me if I could drive a lorry.
foxes_rule1978 Posted 10 December 2016 Posted 10 December 2016 Anyone that needs help, watch the 15/16 review DVD...
Mike Oxlong Posted 10 December 2016 Posted 10 December 2016 I would've found a naked picture of Rachel more therapeutic
Barky Posted 10 December 2016 Posted 10 December 2016 Can't trust someone who says "no names" but then starts their email address with 'Jo' to be honest.
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 10 December 2016 Posted 10 December 2016 Pessimism is for the weak hearted. We're doomed!
Parafox Posted 10 December 2016 Posted 10 December 2016 2 hours ago, Tuna said: Just think, at least you are not this dude: We are though, cos we're in a shithole too
Tielemans63 Posted 10 December 2016 Posted 10 December 2016 4 hours ago, broughtonblue said: Thought I'd post this for all those who are thinking it's the end of the world, especially as form says we are going to struggle today. Just gave these a ring and the guy on the other end of the line couldn't believe we were playing 442 either. '442? Oh yeah, you're ****ed mate. That's not going to go well is it? Thank you for calling the Samaritans.'
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