RUDZY Posted 25 January 2017 Posted 25 January 2017 If the season goes "Pear Shaped" then we're in for some serious changes. This is what can be done if you vote LEXIT. THE BOARDROOM Rudzy (soul police) Gary Li-nay-ker (fruit and veg) Alan Birchenall (get well soon) Ian Stringer (more sex please) Serge (we built this city on . . .) Colcityfan (verbal diarrohea.com) Encouraging the club and steering in the right direction - their services to be provided free of charge. CLUB MANAGER Matt Elliott (legend) ASSISTANTS Gerry Taggart (legend) - Steve Walsh (legend) - Emile Heskey (legend) All 4 to be constantly seen in the dug-out showing their presence and building team spirit. Duty's to include training sessions and scouting with the aid of the board members and the odd word here and there from other legendary team members. Salary £1 Million Pounds each per year on a rolling contract. TARGETS To keep the club at least mid-table in the Premier League, and to develop local talent. (NB: if relegated then "SHIT HAPPENS" good luck in the championship) PLAYERS WAGES Will be capped to a maximum of £1 Million Pounds each per year on a rolling contract. TRANSFERS No Player will be bought or sold for more than £1 Million UK Pounds. Maximum of 3 foreign players per squad (strictly no activation clauses). SEASON TICKETS £175 per season - first come first served. Casuals & Away Fans £10 per ticket, same applies to cup games and european matches. UK TV RIGHTS Will be given to the BBC where every Premier League game will be broadcast Live on FREEVIEW and available on the red button in high definition at no extra cost to your £145.50 per year TV Licence. WORLDWIDE TV RIGHTS SKY & BT TV to have International Rights spreading the PREMIER LEAGUE brand globally. Some profits will go back to the fans with a "MAKE A FAN A MILLIONAIRE" Lottery, to be drawn at the end of each home game. If a home team fails to score a goal then a "FREE BURGER CREDIT" (worth a maximum of £2) will be issued to every home fan on the way out - to spend at either Mcdonalds or Burger king. DISCLAIMER - All Premier League clubs to take part in this season long trial for the future of the game. KEEP THE FAITH
RUDZY Posted 25 January 2017 Author Posted 25 January 2017 4 minutes ago, filbertstreet said: I want some of whatever you're on Desperate times - Desperate measures
Voll Blau Posted 25 January 2017 Posted 25 January 2017 These new Sleaford Mods lyrics look a bit ropey.
Aus Fox Posted 25 January 2017 Posted 25 January 2017 Who the feck has this much time? You have researched in order to chat shit. Why not just chat normal shit like the rest of us?
RUDZY Posted 25 January 2017 Author Posted 25 January 2017 4 minutes ago, Aus Fox said: Who the feck has this much time? You have researched in order to chat shit. Why not just chat normal shit like the rest of us? GET A SMILE ON YOUR FACE
Voll Blau Posted 25 January 2017 Posted 25 January 2017 I do like the look of those ticket prices though.
Manwell Pablo Posted 25 January 2017 Posted 25 January 2017 I'm slightly confused, what are we LEXITING from?
Aus Fox Posted 25 January 2017 Posted 25 January 2017 1 minute ago, RUDZY said: GET A SMILE ON YOUR FACE ?
Sol thewall Bamba Posted 25 January 2017 Posted 25 January 2017 5 minutes ago, Voll Blau said: These new Sleaford Mods lyrics look a bit ropey. The Sleaford Mods need to have a read through the Derby away ticket thread and remove all the posts offering over face value for spares
RUDZY Posted 25 January 2017 Author Posted 25 January 2017 1 minute ago, Aus Fox said: ? Sunshine Aussies - you're having it large
RUDZY Posted 25 January 2017 Author Posted 25 January 2017 6 minutes ago, Manwell Pablo said: I'm slightly confused, what are we LEXITING from? LOOK MATEY - HAVE YOU COME ON HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT?
Manwell Pablo Posted 25 January 2017 Posted 25 January 2017 Just now, RUDZY said: LOOK MATEY - HAVE YOU COME ON HERE FOR AN ARGUMENT? I'm just a biz puzzled, I like the pitch (your pitch not the one at the King Power) and can see it working as long as we have something to leave?
RUDZY Posted 25 January 2017 Author Posted 25 January 2017 6 minutes ago, Manwell Pablo said: I'm just a biz puzzled, I like the pitch (your pitch not the one at the King Power) and can see it working as long as we have something to leave? We leave the old behind and bring in the new.
TheUltimateWinner Posted 25 January 2017 Posted 25 January 2017 DRAIN THE SWAMP!!!! Also Sean from Enderby deserves to be on the board, bout time we started listening to the people.
RUDZY Posted 25 January 2017 Author Posted 25 January 2017 Just now, TheUltimateWinner said: DRAIN THE SWAMP!!!! Also Sean from Enderby deserves to be on the board, bout time we started listening to the people. RIGHT ON!
bovril Posted 25 January 2017 Posted 25 January 2017 2 minutes ago, TheUltimateWinner said: DRAIN THE SWAMP!!!! I agree the Soar is looking a bit full these days.
Guest Danny Clender Posted 25 January 2017 Posted 25 January 2017 Vive La Revolution and all that and what a lovely egalitarian concept. But, wouldn't the English Premier League simply break away and form the English Premier League again if this was voted in. Other than the ingenious FREE BURGER CREDIT idea, your vision sounds a bit like National League Football. I'm just not sure how many people would watch that equivalent worldwide. Lexit does sound like we're exiting from Leicester though, would it not be a Prexit?
Kitchandro Posted 25 January 2017 Posted 25 January 2017 I assume Lexit is us leaving the Premier League through the trapdoor.
Mark_w Posted 25 January 2017 Posted 25 January 2017 32 minutes ago, Danny Clender said: Lexit does sound like we're exiting from Leicester though, would it not be a Prexit? Prekit.
RoboFox Posted 25 January 2017 Posted 25 January 2017 I probably wouldn't have Stringer in the boardroom. He didn't do too well last time he tried that.
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