AyewJoking Posted 25 January 2017 Posted 25 January 2017 i preferred last season when the fantasy......wasnt... fantasy
gerrytaggart Posted 25 January 2017 Posted 25 January 2017 Dont know what the f#ck is going on in this thread...but I want to be part of it.
MC Prussian Posted 25 January 2017 Posted 25 January 2017 CAPITALS ARE THE WAY FORWARD. JUST NOT IN HOCKEY (Go, Pens)!
StanSP Posted 25 January 2017 Posted 25 January 2017 so you want to 'exit' Leicester by then going on to have 4 ex-players who were integral to Leicester at one time or other Classic Lexit.
RUDZY Posted 25 January 2017 Author Posted 25 January 2017 39 minutes ago, StanSP said: so you want to 'exit' Leicester by then going on to have 4 ex-players who were integral to Leicester at one time or other Classic Lexit. If the season goes "Pear Shaped" then we're in for some serious changes.
RUDZY Posted 26 January 2017 Author Posted 26 January 2017 OK Don't forget to vote this up - if you like the changes to be implemented 2017/2018 season. The "MAKE A FAN A MILLIONAIRE" lottery to be drawn at the end of each game will ensure that the stadium is packed every time.
Chester Dontlie Posted 26 January 2017 Posted 26 January 2017 I will sacrifice my free time for the glory of Leicester City football club and offer my services as ART DIRECTOR if the job is still open for applications. I can design Rachel Motivational Posters™ (RMP) and Harry Kane Dartboards™ (HKD) for a mere £10K per piece. My wage demands are so low because in Schluppistan we thrive on stewed cabbage and moonshine for most of the year
bovril Posted 26 January 2017 Posted 26 January 2017 How about all players wear explosive belts during the match and at the end the crowd choose one to blow up? Might improve work-rate. Just putting it out there.
sylofox Posted 27 January 2017 Posted 27 January 2017 Mr Vardy would like to say to the OP "Chat sh1t get banged"
RUDZY Posted 27 January 2017 Author Posted 27 January 2017 The cost of your lottery ticket is included in your season ticket price / match day ticket. It's your seat number that will be entered into the lottery and drawn out each time by RACHEL RILEY. rachel leaning over and testing the new lotto equipment
RUDZY Posted 27 January 2017 Author Posted 27 January 2017 17 hours ago, bovril said: How about all players wear explosive belts during the match and at the end the crowd choose one to blow up? Might improve work-rate. Just putting it out there. They better come up with something for us to cheer about against Derby tonight. Or else i'm activating ARTICLE 51. . . pretty sharpish like!
Nick Posted 27 January 2017 Posted 27 January 2017 On 25 January 2017 at 11:29, RUDZY said: If the season goes "Pear Shaped" then we're in for some serious changes. This is what can be done if you vote LEXIT. THE BOARDROOM Rudzy (soul police) Gary Li-nay-ker (fruit and veg) Alan Birchenall (get well soon) Ian Stringer (more sex please) Serge (we built this city on . . .) Colcityfan (verbal diarrohea.com) Encouraging the club and steering in the right direction - their services to be provided free of charge. CLUB MANAGER Matt Elliott (legend) ASSISTANTS Gerry Taggart (legend) - Steve Walsh (legend) - Emile Heskey (legend) All 4 to be constantly seen in the dug-out showing their presence and building team spirit. Duty's to include training sessions and scouting with the aid of the board members and the odd word here and there from other legendary team members. Salary £1 Million Pounds each per year on a rolling contract. TARGETS To keep the club at least mid-table in the Premier League, and to develop local talent. (NB: if relegated then "SHIT HAPPENS" good luck in the championship) PLAYERS WAGES Will be capped to a maximum of £1 Million Pounds each per year on a rolling contract. TRANSFERS No Player will be bought or sold for more than £1 Million UK Pounds. Maximum of 3 foreign players per squad (strictly no activation clauses). SEASON TICKETS £175 per season - first come first served. Casuals & Away Fans £10 per ticket, same applies to cup games and european matches. UK TV RIGHTS Will be given to the BBC where every Premier League game will be broadcast Live on FREEVIEW and available on the red button in high definition at no extra cost to your £145.50 per year TV Licence. WORLDWIDE TV RIGHTS SKY & BT TV to have International Rights spreading the PREMIER LEAGUE brand globally. Some profits will go back to the fans with a "MAKE A FAN A MILLIONAIRE" Lottery, to be drawn at the end of each home game. If a home team fails to score a goal then a "FREE BURGER CREDIT" (worth a maximum of £2) will be issued to every home fan on the way out - to spend at either Mcdonalds or Burger king. DISCLAIMER - All Premier League clubs to take part in this season long trial for the future of the game. KEEP THE FAITH Reading this has made me realise that its Friday, 4pm and I should definitely be in the pub which is clearly where you have been.
RUDZY Posted 27 January 2017 Author Posted 27 January 2017 7 minutes ago, Swan Lesta said: Reading this has made me realise that its Friday, 4pm and I should definitely be in the pub which is clearly where you have been. Mate, I've just got back from Tesco with my stock of mineral water for tonights game. However i could be tempted later on around 10pm. (depending on developments)
RUDZY Posted 27 January 2017 Author Posted 27 January 2017 18 hours ago, Chester Dontlie said: I will sacrifice my free time for the glory of Leicester City football club and offer my services as ART DIRECTOR if the job is still open for applications. I can design Rachel Motivational Posters™ (RMP) and Harry Kane Dartboards™ (HKD) for a mere £10K per piece. My wage demands are so low because in Schluppistan we thrive on stewed cabbage and moonshine for most of the year Chester, Thanks for your enquiry regarding the available position of Art Director. We will get back to you in due course. Rachel send's her regards and is interested in the Harry kane Dartboard for a tenner. but she didn't mention anything on the motivational posters ? Give my regards to JEFF the Schluppster,Schluppington
RUDZY Posted 30 January 2017 Author Posted 30 January 2017 KEEP THE FAITH Ministries(UK). Have commissioned world famous evangelist and foxes fan "JIMMY SWAGGART" to arrange a special prayer meeting on behalf of L.C.F.C. Jimmy will be performing a rocking gospell version of the L.C.F.C. classic "When You're Smiling" with piano and a full choir Jolly Up. Don't miss the CHOSEN ONE annointing of an up and coming Foxes forward who will be blessed live on stage with a secret medicinal compound specially developed to correct Row Z Syndrome.(too late for Jeff) FA CUP GROOVE.wma God Bless LCFC A Hit The Back Of The Net Promotion
RUDZY Posted 30 January 2017 Author Posted 30 January 2017 12 minutes ago, Swan Lesta said: Time for the pub again - I'm behind. When You're Smiling - the whole world smiles with you
RUDZY Posted 12 February 2017 Author Posted 12 February 2017 LEXIT. Would like to announce an important addition to the Boardroom. DAVID (from Mansfield) The phone in guy (5 Live, Talksport, and Radio Leicester). Always talking sense and saying it as he see's it, as we all see it - and if David is correct and the owners don't like to lose face then LEXIT could be happening sooner than we might think. Also the Fantastic 4 - Matt Elliott, Gerry Taggart, Steve Walsh, Emile Heskey could morph into the Magnificent 5 with Gary Rowett gaining ground in the Keep The Faith Polls. Whatever happens folks just remember one thing "When You're Smiling, When You're Smiling, the whole world smiles with you, LA,LA,LA, LA LA" come on you foxes A LA LA LAND PRODUCTION
RUDZY Posted 23 February 2017 Author Posted 23 February 2017 LEXIT reaches fruition - Claudio Ranieri Sacked 3 Pears and you're out Top marks to DAVID (our man on the ground) for pre warning us of the impending doom about to be administered if thing's don't turn around. RACHEL SPEAKS . . . i would quite like the Neville Brothers to come in and have a go with Wayne Rooney on board.
RUDZY Posted 23 February 2017 Author Posted 23 February 2017 Just now, Max Power said: Are you alright pal? If you don't smile - you just might end up crying
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