Online Adverts You Have Inexplicably Been Targeted With Today

[bovril]

Jewish Care Interact 

Home Pregnancy Testing 

 

[StanSP]

5 minutes ago, bovril said:

Jewish Care Interact 

Home Pregnancy Testing 

 

they're based on what you search for on the internet. 

[Uranyl Yellow]

Velvet pant suits from Amazon. Feck knows what I could have been browsing to make them think I would be remotely interested in a velvet pant suit.

[bovril]

3 minutes ago, StanSP said:

they're based on what you search for on the internet. 

That's the inexplicable bit. 

[StanSP]

7 minutes ago, bovril said:

That's the inexplicable bit. 

be honest with us, did you get an old Jewish woman pregnant?

[RoboFox]

I don't know much about online adverts.

 

All I know is there are singles in my area who are desperate to meet me.

[Carl the Llama]

1 hour ago, bovril said:

Jewish Care Interact 

Home Pregnancy Testing 

 

Looks like your missus has been using the computer...

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

57 minutes ago, RoboFox said:

I don't know much about online adverts.

 

All I know is there are singles in my area who are desperate to meet me.

Genuine laugh out loud

 

I hate it when you search for something obscure on Amazon for someone's birthday and months later the adverts keep popping up on Facebook for fvcking Thermos flasks, and amazing cases you can get for Thermos flasks

 

 

Also Fleshlights.

[bovril]

1 hour ago, StanSP said:

be honest with us, did you get an old Jewish woman pregnant?

 

40 minutes ago, Carl the Llama said:

Looks like your missus has been using the computer...

My missus got an old Jewish woman pregnant?! 

[Vacamion]

7 hours ago, Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo said:

Also Fleshlights.

 

That's some postscript.  Bravo.

[ozleicester]

Adblocker.. never see any ads

[Guest MattP]

SingleMuslimUK

Waitrose produce

Hipflasks

[TiffToff88]

Not inexplicable, but i keep getting adverts for a company i had a job interview for last month - They turned me down. Feels like a swift kick between the legs every time i see it!!

[David Guiza]

Not so much adverts - but I really do not understand the thinking behind the Netflix 'similar shows to this' feature. You finish watching an episode of Peep Show and are told that Rupal's Drag Race is a similar show. I'm sure even the six degrees of separation experts would struggle with some links. 

[Rogstanley]

Whenever I browse on my Mrs' phone she is always targeted with adverts for penis enlargement, which shows how inaccurate it is...

[Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo]

2 minutes ago, Rogstanley said:

Whenever I browse on my Mrs' phone she is always targeted with adverts for penis enlargement, which shows how inaccurate it is...

The missus has a tiny penis?

[VLC86]

21 minutes ago, Julian Joachim Jr Shabadoo said:

The missus has a tiny penis?

He said it’s inaccurate so she obviously has a right schlong.

[Jattdogg]

45 minutes ago, Rogstanley said:

Whenever I browse on my Mrs' phone she is always targeted with adverts for penis enlargement, which shows how inaccurate it is...

Blame that black guy with the massive penis  and towel over his shoulder  (or is it) whose picture is sent around the globe daily.

[Jattdogg]

I see a unicef one right now... not sure why.

[VLC86]

2 hours ago, MattP said:

SingleMuslimUK

Waitrose produce

Hipflasks

Sounds like a decent time.

[VLC86]

 my phone obviously thinks I’m Robert Mugabe.

[Steven]

1 hour ago, Rogstanley said:

Whenever I browse on my Mrs' phone she is always targeted with adverts for penis enlargement, which shows how inaccurate it is...

... maybe she is trying to tactfully tell you something. 

[TiffToff88]

6 minutes ago, Steven said:

... maybe she is trying to tactfully tell you something. 

 

[abc]

Adblock Plus. No adverts.

Some malware distributors buy genuine advert space, using stolen credit card details to post genuine adverts with malware embedded.

[Carl the Llama]

A she-pee and a wig targeted at black women