Animal Kingdom Tag Team Battle Royale

[Sharpe's Fox]

In a multi-terrain battle of strength and wits between the greatest beings David Attenborough has to offer who would win in a cooperative tag team match with the above team lineup?

[Strokes]

No snakes?

[Strokes]

[StanSP]

you can't just add bionic legs to a team wtf

[Strokes]

9 minutes ago, StanSP said:

you can't just add bionic legs to a team wtf

Yeah I know, I mean how does that solve their breathing issues? 

[Kitchandro]

12 minutes ago, StanSP said:

you can't just add bionic legs to a team wtf

Yeh I mean do the others get a speedboat or what?

[The Blur]

Sharpe making a desperate bid for Foxestalk Thread of the Year award- you are not fooling anyone sonny.

 

 

 

 

 

Edited 15 January 2018 by The Blur

[Charl91]

The Polar Bear solos.

[TiffToff88]

Why is the warthog not with the meerkat any more? Did pumba finally realise he was in an abusive relationship?

[StanSP]

Simian Squad seems a bit racist too tbqh

[Guest seanfox778]

If there’s a shark on legs it’s game over. Especially if they’ve got frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads.

[separator]

51 minutes ago, seanfox778 said:

If there’s a shark on legs it’s game over. Especially if they’ve got frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads.

No laser beams but a shark with legs (sort of)... enjoy....

 

[the fox]

a silver back and a black mamba! the SB for the melee and the black mamba for the finesse kill

[Countryfox]

2 hours ago, Strokes said:

No snakes?

 

Snakes and what ? ..   it’s a tag team.   If it was ...   (say) ..  snakes and hamsters, for example, I’m not sure they would win ...   shakes and (say) ..  killer whales with bionic arms AND legs ..  would probably do quite well ...   

 

Cant believe I’m actually joining in this fookin drivel ....

[Stadt]

I’m sure I’ve read somewhere really accurate like wikipedia that in the Victorian era, and as we all know they were sick fúckers; so like David Fincher/Guy Richie on 10 Valium they made a lion and a bear fight and as The Clash song goes, the lion fought the bear but the bear won.

[Strokes]

5 hours ago, Countryfox said:

 

Snakes and what ? ..   it’s a tag team.   If it was ...   (say) ..  snakes and hamsters, for example, I’m not sure they would win ...   shakes and (say) ..  killer whales with bionic arms AND legs ..  would probably do quite well ...   

 

Cant believe I’m actually joining in this fookin drivel ....

Snakes and eagles would be a good combo, I can’t see much beating that.

[Vacamion]

 

Viruses and Bacteria would kill all of the rest combined.

 

Go #microscopicwarriors

 

 

[Buce]

49 minutes ago, Vacamion said:

 

Viruses and Bacteria would kill all of the rest combined.

 

Go #microscopicwarriors

 

 

 

It's unlikely that you could find one that would be so non-species specific as to affect all of them.

[the fox]

1 hour ago, Buce said:

 

It's unlikely that you could find one that would be so non-species specific as to affect all of them.

you trying to build a dirty bomb, buce.

[Buce]

1 minute ago, the fox said:

you trying to build a dirty bomb, buce.

 

If I was, I would be making it extremely species specific and be targeting the human race.

 

We are a cancer in paradise.

[the fox]

Just now, Buce said:

 

If I was, I would be making it extremely species specific and be targeting the human race.

 

We are a cancer in paradise.

but wouldn't you die?

[Buce]

2 minutes ago, the fox said:

but wouldn't you die?

 

Meh.

 

Some things are worth dying for.

[Strokes]

1 hour ago, Buce said:

 

It's unlikely that you could find one that would be so non-species specific as to affect all of them.

True but a tag team of the Black Plague and Rabies wouldn’t leave much left standing.

[Buce]

2 minutes ago, Strokes said:

True but a tag team of the Black Plague and Rabies wouldn’t leave much left standing.

 

I suspect neither would affect the Lizard line-up or Neptune's bounty.

[Strokes]

Just now, Buce said:

 

I suspect neither would affect the Lizard line-up or Neptune's bounty.

The Snake and the Eagle have killed them off in round 1.