Christmas 2018

[Dr The Singh]

If you guys get a chance go onto you tube and search Punjabi Christmas.

 

I love Punjabi humour

[Buce]

Watching David Attenborough and I have just learned that the Southern Right Whale has a highly mobile, 12 foot long penis. Its testacles weigh a ton each and ejaculate 30 gallons of semen. 

 

You will find @Mike Oxlong over in the Depression thread. 

[bovril]

14 minutes ago, Buce said:

Its testacles weigh a ton each and ejaculate 30 gallons of semen. 

 

Truly what Christmas is all about. 

[RODNEY FERNIO]

32 minutes ago, Buce said:

Watching David Attenborough and I have just learned that the Southern Right Whale has a highly mobile, 12 foot long penis. Its testacles weigh a ton each and ejaculate 30 gallons of semen. 

 

You will find @Mike Oxlong over in the Depression thread. 

Just about to eat my Christmas pud and have got some sticky brandy infused cream to pour all over it.

Think I'll just have the pud.

[VLC86]

54 minutes ago, Buce said:

Watching David Attenborough and I have just learned that the Southern Right Whale has a highly mobile, 12 foot long penis. Its testacles weigh a ton each and ejaculate 30 gallons of semen. 

 

You will find @Mike Oxlong over in the Depression thread. 

My nickname is actually the Southern Right Whale.

[The Bear]

4 minutes ago, Costock_Fox said:

My nickname is actually the Southern Right Whale.

Mrs? 

[VLC86]

59 minutes ago, The Bear said:

Mrs? 

She’s called Eileen. 

 

Yeah I don’t really understand this either tbf.

[Mike Oxlong]

1 hour ago, Buce said:

Watching David Attenborough and I have just learned that the Southern Right Whale has a highly mobile, 12 foot long penis. Its testacles weigh a ton each and ejaculate 30 gallons of semen. 

 

You will find @Mike Oxlong over in the Depression thread. 

 

Suffering a severe case of penis envy now 

[SpacedX]

The X cheeseboards of doom...

 

[Guest]

13 hours ago, bovril said:

Truly what Christmas is all about. 

 

30 Gallons. It'll be a white Christmas.

[VLC86]

Made a pie out of all of yesterday’s leftovers. My god scared I may die imminently,... Gammon, Turkey, stuffing, potatoe, parsnip, sprouts, leeks, red cabbage, Califlower cheese and gravy ? sensational.

[Countryfox]

1 minute ago, Costock_Fox said:

Made a pie out of all of yesterday’s leftovers. My god scared I may die imminently,... Gammon, Turkey, stuffing, potatoe, parsnip, sprouts, leeks, red cabbage, Califlower cheese and gravy ? sensational.

 

Just had turkey curry !!  ...     and very nice it was too !!

 

Hopefully won’t get it again tomorrow though ....  

[Buce]

9 minutes ago, Costock_Fox said:

Made a pie out of all of yesterday’s leftovers. My god scared I may die imminently,... Gammon, Turkey, stuffing, potatoe, parsnip, sprouts, leeks, red cabbage, Califlower cheese and gravy ? sensational.

 

I don't know about dying but you're gonna be farting for England...

[VLC86]

7 minutes ago, Countryfox said:

 

Just had turkey curry !!  ...     and very nice it was too !!

 

Hopefully won’t get it again tomorrow though ....  

Decent. I’m taking the remaining left overs for my lunch at work tomorrow.

 

Need to go gym on my lunch tomorrow which will be interesting as I’m half beer half cheese at the minute.

[VLC86]

Just now, Buce said:

 

I don't know about dying but you're gonna be farting for England...

I’m already on the international stage in that field.

[Mayofox]

 Roast beef and Yorkshire pudding this evening. A change is as good as a rest.

 

And what timing...bin night tonight!

[bovril]

Had Leeds as the final game on my accumulator and someone just told me they actually won, nice one. Christmas came 364 days early. 

[Alf Bentley]

24 minutes ago, bovril said:

Had Leeds as the final game on my accumulator and someone just told me they actually won, nice one. Christmas came 364 days early. 

 

1-1 at 89 mins

1-2 at 90 mins

2-2 at 91 mins

3-2 at 94 mins

 

 

[bovril]

Just now, Alf Bentley said:

 

1-1 at 89 mins

1-2 at 90 mins

2-2 at 91 mins

3-2 at 94 mins

 

 

I saw it was 1-2 at 90 and with all the excitement at the Leicester game just forgot about it until about 22:45 down the pub.